Time You Got Hurt Most!?!

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The time I got hurt most was when my brother took a crowbar, and cracked me right in the back of the knees, I couldn't walk for about a week.

The 2nd time I got hurt the most was when I got hit in the face with a baseball bat, right in my teeth. :x

And I don't know if this hurt me that much, but i was climbing a fence, and I fell on a tree stump (Very Very thin stump, like from one of those thin trunked trees) and broke my collar bone, docter said if it was a little higher it could have gone through my neck, OW!, lucky for that collar bone!
 
Your brother sounds like a nice fellow.
 
Dog-- said:
The time I got hurt most was when my brother took a crowbar, and cracked me right in the back of the knees, I couldn't walk for about a week.

The 2nd time I got hurt the most was when I got hit in the face with a baseball bat, right in my teeth. :x

And I don't know if this hurt me that much, but i was climbing a fence, and I fell on a tree stump (Very Very thin stump, like from one of those thin trunked trees) and broke my collar bone, docter said if it was a little higher it could have gone through my neck, OW!, lucky for that collar bone!
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i broke my collar too, but i did it in a basketball game, and it killed the day after
 
Well, atleast I got my brother back, I pushed him down the stairs, and when he was at the bottom, i kicked him :) .

NOW THATS SIBLING RIVALRY!
 
..Ive been hit with a putter -- 14 stitches -- less than half an inch from left eye
..Ive run through a glass door(3yrs old) -- 7 Stitches -- .25in south of putter scar, plus permanent scars on my feet from the glass
..Ive had a poolstick broken over my head -- unconscious, 23 stitches for my dignity
..Ive was doing a handstand on the back of a chair, when someone thought it would be funny to push me over -- broken middle finger
..While burning the bamboo in our backyard, i asked my friend to fetch me some kerosene, it was in a blue can next to the red can (gasoline) he didn't know the difference, and because of that i have had a burn mark on my right hand for some 7 yrs now
..Bite marks from where i was cutting through someone's yard and their dog bit me on my lower ass cheek, i kicked the dog so hard he forgot what gender he was.
..and a circle scar on my palm from my aunts where i mistakenly leaned up against a post which had the electric wire running to keep the horses in, ouch.
 
ouch......
id have to say having a rock fall on my head from about 20 feet in the air.......
it was a miracle i survived
 
xcellerate said:
..Bite marks from where i was cutting through someone's yard and their dog bit me on my lower ass cheek, i kicked the dog so hard he forgot what gender he was.
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lol

that reminded me of an occasion when i was like 4. I was looking for some clothes on a wardrobe but the clothing was too low, so I had to crouch, but there was this old heater right in back of me and when i crouched i burned my ass (now that i think about it i don't know why my pants were down... lmao)

and then this other time, when i was around the same age, i sort of started to kiss the floor tiles randomly... then i slipped and hit the ground. made a scar on my upper lip shaped like an "h" :bonce:
 
getting a heavy duty rake in the head, one for grating rocks and dirt and shit, lots of blood lol i just dropped to the ground and i was out
 
Probably either the time I dislocated my left knee snowboarding or the time I broke my nose pitching in a baseball game. (line drive to the face...wouldn't recommend it)
 
I was playing a game of basketball with my friends, and there was a partially broken wooden fence. Some of you may know that wood does not break smoothly when broken against the grain. Anyway, I went for a block, accidently kicked through the partially broken portion of the fence, splinters and scratches galore.
 
Driving my car into a tree at 50mph
 
I got KO'd when I messed up on a jump (motocross of course). I was like 12 years old. I couldn't breathe and my back was sore for a long time. Not fun.
 
Pi Mu Rho said:
Driving my car into a tree at 50mph
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You idiot, you're supposed to drive around hazards, not through them :rolleyes:.

I went over the bars on my bike when i was 8, almost slashing my thumb off and headbutting a concrete bollard going at 20mph - without a helmet.

Recently, i was a goalkeeper on Sunday without any gloves on and stopped a shot with my little finger, it hurt like anything but i caried on and managed to get some gloves, it did balloon up though and turn blue and red and still isn't fully mobile now.
 
Whacked in the head with a hockey stick. Wasn't that painful, but it hit a vein. There was a sea of blood and I thought I lost my eye. I went ape shit.

Most painful was probably sticking a screwdriver into an electric socket when I was four. I don't remember much from back then, but the sheer agony of that incident is something I can vividly recall.
 
When I was aboout 11, I fell from teh side of the bathtub, right on a glass glass in the tub...right below my left asscheek. dunno how many stitches that was, but the blood filled up the tub FAST.

I was biking as fast as I could down a hill..my hands slipped off the handlebars *Picture the armpits steering...* and down I went.....needless to say, the ambulance came, and I was hyperventalating, and they said if I woulda passed out, I woulda been in alot more trouble....

My sisters told me it would be awesome to touch the fence..so I did..that thing was meant to stop bulls..it stopped me and put me uncouncous outside this guys house. Boy..I hate electric fences.

Was doing Wheelies on my Banana Seed bike..*oh yeah, oldschool uglies.* and I fell..well, the guy behind me on HIS bike..decided it would be cool to flip over my bike, and land on me with him+bike.

Suprisingly, no broken bones ever, *Knocks on wood*
 
I was running in the swimming baths (young and stupid), I slipped and slid along the floor. That didnt hurt, but unfortunately my leg slid under a changing room door (the ones that the bottom is like 6in from the floor). I was travelling at quite a speed, so it took a 3 inch slice off the top of my leg. Still have the scar 7 years later.

The annoying thing is that I had to wait half an hour with blood pouring from my leg because the guy (one guy!) who knew first aid was 'on break'. All he did was put a dressing on, I could have done it myself. Looking back, I should have had stiches but calling an ambulance meant more paperwork for swimming pool guys, so they didnt.
 
When I used to train Karate, twice on seperate sparring occasions I went shin to shin and fist to fist with people.

Those hurt more than getting 5 stitches in the bridge of my nose. ;(
 
Had a rock thrown at me, hit me in the forehead, at the the top of some stairs, so i fell down those, broke my arm + wrist in the fall and had to have some skin graft on my head, woo the memories.
 
When I was at a water park. I was running to get to the next slide, I tripped up, hit my head on one metal railing, then another, and then I cracked my head on the concrete tiles below.

So damned painful.
 
Got my leg caught under a moving roundabout. Creee-ack. Bastard slippy floor.
 
I was at a park going down a taboggan thingy when i had it flipped and slid for about 10 metres down a twig, rock and gumnut infested concrete chute. the hole was to big to be stitched, it was about the size af a half dollar to all you yanks or a 20c piece to aussies and NZers, about an inch or 2.5 cm deep and a perfect circle. the pain came not from the wound itself but from the iodine and incredibly large sticky patched that coated my extreamly hairy legs
aaaggghhh bliss. i think not more like AAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHH BLISS HELP ME
 
When I was like 5 I out my hard at a hot plate, and held it there for like 10 seconds (when you're that young your reactions aren't very well developed). I still have many scars on my left hand.
 
the_rebel_medic said:
I was at a park going down a taboggan thingy when i had it flipped and slid for about 10 metres down a twig, rock and gumnut infested concrete chute. the hole was to big to be stitched, it was about the size af a half dollar to all you yanks or a 20c piece to aussies and NZers, about an inch or 2.5 cm deep and a perfect circle. the pain came not from the wound itself but from the iodine and incredibly large sticky patched that coated my extreamly hairy legs
aaaggghhh bliss. i think not more like AAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHH BLISS HELP ME
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I have trouble understanding you.
 
I remenber when I was lik 10 I was playing over a big amount of sand and whit a wood stick and I was nailining it to the sand and I was like all over the stick and suddenly the stick was inclinating whit me over it it was like if a litle tree was cuted and failing just that I was on the top and when I was failing I didnt knew what was hapening until I hit the concrete ground and OUCH
when I get up the right side of my whole body was in pain but I was laughin
 
Anytime something has hit my balls

Anything my head has smashed into. Most recently, a food conveyer belt at a farm, there's a metal cube at the end of it and I smashed my head into the corner of it, on the back of my head, right above my neck. I hit it and fell to the ground in pain.

Later that day I grabbed a corn grinder to shake it and was electrocuted.
220V electric shock.
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Volts don't matter, it's the amperage.
Think of it this way, volts are the pipeline, amperage is the water running through the pipe. You can have a massive pipe but only a tiny bit of water. Or a small pipe full of water. Same way with volts and amps.
 
Yeah but if you have a 12v battery, I bet you don't get as big of a shock then you get from a 230v mains current.

I haven't had many painful things happen to me, but I have had some shocky encounters with electric fences that keep the horses in during this last year. I think it might be straight from the mains, so 230v or something. Damn, colours flickered in my eyes and I almost passed out. Then a faint pain in the chest/arms
 
I was riding my bike as fast as I could downhill, the day it was 35° and I had no t-shirt or anything on.

Of course, how could you guess, I flipped over, fell down and still have some scars from it :(
 
MiccyNarc said:
Volts don't matter, it's the amperage.
Think of it this way, volts are the pipeline, amperage is the water running through the pipe. You can have a massive pipe but only a tiny bit of water. Or a small pipe full of water. Same way with volts and amps.
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#1 it was city electricity.

#2 I almost died.
 
faliing outa of a tree smacking my head twice (caught on rope swing) and then loosing my self to land in a odd position which bent my back the wrong way about 90 degree, needless to say 2 weeks late ri coudl jsut about walk comfortably

fell of wall tore skin of inside of legs from knee to groin, that hurt quite a bit, had to have a salt bath to clean it:S

riding sisters rocking horse managed to fall off and put my head thru fireplace, supporty thing the rock is about an inch and a half thick and my head went thru it

decided to ride bike down slide, fell off backwards and cracked head open

230v electric shock from desktop lamp

slipped in swimming pool cracked head open, concuscion

fell of skateboard head over heels landed on back of head, cracked head open, knocked out

tried to pessure ollie of a phonebox, sprained my ankle so bad i had to hop/drag selk home, should have broken my ankle tho,
had setof keys thrown at back of my head, 2 cuts caused blood to go absolutly everywhere

punched wingmirror of car glass and metal all inbedded in my hand, cut 4 mm deep into my knuckle, a moth later and it still hasnt healed up

Theres probably a whole load more i forget about
 
The worst pain i ever felt was inflicted by a wonderful, sweet, very beautiful young lady who said no :(.
 
I was 5 or so and I we stopped at a gas station. I wanted gum and usually my mom didn't ley me have gum but this time she did. I was so happy. I ran out the door, so happy, around the sidewalk where there was a pipe sticking out of the building, over the sidewalk, and then into the cement. I tripped on it. Cracked my head wide open.

5 stitches across the forehead and I still have a scar from it.
 
3 years ago at school, when it was break time I was standing atop a concrete circle, just talking with friends and I walked over to the edge (the circles are small), and someone fell into my, knocking me onto the floor which was cobbled. My mouth was close to a cobble, and as I was about to get up the same moron fell on me, and my mouth smashed into the cobble, knocking all of my front teeth back...blood all over, very painful and whats more my teeth had to be knocked back in :(

I was at the hospital all day that day. It sucked so much.
 
Yeah but if you have a 12v battery, I bet you don't get as big of a shock then you get from a 230v mains current.
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Depends. If the amps are the same then yes, you'll get the same (lack of) shock. But if 230v is at max amperage, of course you're fried.
#1 it was city electricity.

#2 I almost died.
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KK
I was just clarifying that no one really cares about the voltage ;)
Basically it was a know-it-all post that can henceforth be ignored :p
 
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