Time You Got Hurt Most!?!

[Adidajs]

11 years old - playing soccer(real football) and fell down on my right wrist - broken wrist - cast all the up halfway past my elbow - bright orange though.

14 - dragged in undertow in ft. walton beach for about 20 feet along the bottom. scar on my right side - still have it

16 - a few scars on my inner forearm from bumping into hot pans while cooking.
18 - friend pushed me down school hall. I flailed into a water fountain - couple of stitches - my dad stitched me up at the hospital - i pulled my own stitches out a couple of days later.

23 - volunteering at my high school. We were making a retaining wall for our track and I was cutting some material with a box cutter. Cutting toward myself (bad), it slipped and stabbed myself in the inner thigh of my right leg. Had to get a tetanus shot.
numerous other cuts on knees most kids get.

 

[A.I.]

Crashed with a friends car, when going a bit too fast for a slippery road. Broke a bone which healed for three months (3 months of plaster, ugh). The car was still driveable I only broke all the front lights but had to tie the bumper with a belt of my bag. I had to drive home 20km with smashed front side and one hand (because the injured one hurt like hell). And I prayed to not to meet and police on the road.

 

[Zeus]

When I was a little kid of about 6 I was at the top of the hill with my bike trying to get the right angle so I wouldnt hit the tree below, a black girl ran up behind me and pushed me off, sending me right into the tree at top speed resulting in me flying off the bike landing face first on to concrete pavement. And if that wasn't bad enough I got in trouble for the whole thing.

 

[MiccyNarc]

When I was a little kid of about 6 I was at the top of the hill with my bike trying to get the right angle so I wouldnt hit the tree below, a black girl ran up behind me and pushed me off, sending me right into the tree at top speed resulting in me flying off the bike landing face first on to concrete pavement. And if that wasn't bad enough I got in trouble for the whole thing.

How the heck did you get in trouble?
I don't usually recommend beating on girls, but you should have bashed that snot nosed little moron's face in.

 

[Nid Banikeri]

I put my hand through a window and ripped off a nice chunk of flesh and skin from my arm, had to have an operation for that :x

And after going on an ice ring that had just been 'cleaned' I slipped and fell STRAIGHT onto my head, jesus that hurt.

 

[Uriel]

Lets see here....

Jumping a bike, crashed, and my nuts were bleeding.

Catheder..... or however you spell it. When they stuff your turkey for surgery.

Chemical Burn to my eye from what I thought was contact solution.

And Geeardiah..... stupid spelling. Basically this is something you get from drinking water, you shouldnt have. I think its from beaver poop or something. In the end, it feels like your crapping yourself out in a liquid form.

 

[Fliko]

At my Dad's house, he was still fixing it up. So he had a door, and no steps so you had to pratically open the door then crawl up to ground level (Where you opened the door, it was a long drop from the door). I was going to school, open the door, and started to crawl up when I got a sharp, rusty, and long nail right into my leg muscle. It went about halfway into my leg, and the wound looked like I got shot.
Of course, I got to skip school though, but it hurt like hell. I also am terrifed of needles, but didn't have to get any. (Sure... call me a wimp all you want, a pinch to the muscle hurts.) I had to get a weird butterfly bandage that would stretch the wound together.... it would stretch it apart sometimes, which hurt.

 

[Foxtrot]

I had a really bad hangnail last week, I tore it out with some plyers and it started to bleed.

 

[*~Alex~*]

Umm when i was like 6 someone punched me in the eye:rolling: my gawd tht hurt, running to try n jump over a bench instead banged straight into it, knee gashed open and besides tht an infected finger and numerous burns from irons n ovens probz other stuff bt cnt think...oooo hangnails r painful

 

[baron insig]

what the hell is a hangnail??

 

[CyberPitz]

Holy shit..repressed memories. I just remembered a few hurts.

Jungle Gyms...or something. The giant square that has like 50 seperate bars on teh inside...anyway, I was at the top, fell all the way down...the middle. So lets just say I ate lots of bars.

Then running up a bunch of cement stairs, I tripped, and my mouth met the corner of the concrete steps. I was the clumsiest kid evar.

 

[Foxtrot]

what the hell is a hangnail??

http://www.sutterhealth.org/images/hwise/medical/hw/n5551293.jpg

 

[Chris D]

Mine would have been when I was about 10 and I broke my wrist in two places.

I came flying out of a massive inflatable bouncy castle when my dad took me to the horse racing. Naturally put my arms out to cushion the fall, landed on my right wrist and gave it a clean break. My hand was so out of place. Hurt so much. They put me to sleep so they could crack it back into place.

 

[CptStern]

we have a winner!!!!

Lets see here....

Jumping a bike, crashed, and my nuts were bleeding.

 

[Zeus]

How the heck did you get in trouble?
I don't usually recommend beating on girls, but you should have bashed that snot nosed little moron's face in.

ya well Im not sure why I got in trouble for that either....guess thats just how things turned out.

 

[kingthebadger]

getting run over by a car and smashing my head in, 5-6 stitches i think??

 

[Shodan]

At school in my last year, I was outside on the playing field when some guy threw a pine cone at this girl, her boyfriend (a big fat asshole) saw me, pushed me to the ground and grabbed my bollocks and just crushed them for about 30 seconds, it hurt so much I couldn't breathe.

After a while, I composed myself, then I went to the PE room and got a bat, I ran up behind him and hit him in the side of the head as hard as I could, lucky I wasn't too strong, it knocked him out, but it didn't kill him.


This didn't hurt but damn....

I climbed up into a church tower, up some shitty little wooden ladders and platforms, when I came down, I got to the second platform from the bottom and climbed halfway down the ladder,
when the one of the wooden rungs broke, I slipped down and hit the wooden platform floor, which broke, letting me fall down to the bottom onto a wooden desk, which probably saved my life.

 

[Razor]

You people make me sick with all your sick stories of pain and suffering .

 

[Dog--]

I remembered another 1, I was about 3 and I was jumping on the couch, fell off and smacked the corner of my eye off the corner of the table, 2 stitches, and a scar for life.

I soon learned why my mom and dad always said "Don't jump on the couch"

 

[MiccyNarc]

Oh yeah, and I pepper sprayed myself in the eye when I was 3 or 4.

NEVER dig through a woman's purse. Just don't do it!

 

[SpuD]

my foreskin coming off.

winnar!

 

[sabre0001]

Running through my house - hit the ledge under the door (whatever thats called) - blood everywhere...

Random rugby tackles that went a little wrong

And plenty of emotional pain on top of that

 

[knut]

Spraying myself in the eye with a can of Lynx was pretty stupid, too. Well, my arm got knocked in mid-arm spray, so jeah. Its like getting shampoo/conditioner in your eye, only 10 times worse. The whole world through my eye went neon.

 

[63]

Getting my nuts crunched on the see-saw.

 

[Adabiviak]

I fell off my skateboard in a weird way. The board landed on its side edge and I was in the air horizontal, sideways, falling straight down onto the board. My thigh took the blow. I only got a minor bruise, but damn it hurt. It was the only time I have ever passed out from pain.

 

[Murray_H]

When it turned out I was adopted ;(

Not really, probably when my mum trapped my ankle in the car door. Nowt broken though!

 

[Skaadi]

When I used to train Karate, twice on seperate sparring occasions I went shin to shin and fist to fist with people.

. ;(

We must thank Bruce Lee for our full contact sparring sessions. If it wasn't for him..........

 

[Pesmerga]

When Sulkodds came up from behind me suddenly and....

*cries*

 

[15357]

Sulkodds, you are quickly rising in rank as my favorite mod. Crushenator_5000 is #1 atm, but he hasn't been posting lately, so you might take the lead....


...if...I can draw you....naked

When Sulkodds came up from behind me suddenly and....

*cries*

its ok, hes not here now.

What have they done to you.....

*shakes head sadly*

 

[nissen]

I was standing on one foot on a sharp and slippery stone coming up from the ground, my foot slipped to the side and I fell straight down on the sharp rock with my balls first! I couldn't walk properly for three days...

 

[Jintor]

Got WHACKED in a schoolyard fight. Right in the NUTS!

Not that painful, now that i think about it, but still...

 

[SimonomiS]

Got WHACKED in a schoolyard fight. Right in the NUTS!

Not that painful, now that i think about it, but still...

Oh my GOD, nice EMPHASIS by using CAPITALS.

 

[Lucid]

...Either everyone in this forum is accident prone, Or they're very good at telling stories.

The only really bad thing that ever happened to me was when I was about 12 or 13...

I was speeding down this trail on my mountain bike, Speedometer said I was going about 35mph or somewhere around there...
Anyways, the was a tree right up ahead... I hit the brakes on my bike for some reason, and it threw me the hell off... sent me flying into the tree!
Injury : Broken arm, 17 stitches came with it.

Remember kids, Wear your ****ing helmet when biking.

 

[Dr. Freeman]

i hyper-extended my right leg and my knee hit the goal post while playing soccer.
i was actually pushed pretty hard and the ground was wet...so slipping and hyper-extending happened...yeah it was pretty painful for about two weeks.

luckily i didn't break anything but it did take me a while before i started playing soccer again.

 

[Uriel]

Kinda makes us wonder how many of us are shooting blanks due to all the Nut bashing we've endured.

 

[Thadius Dean]

Lung collapsed.

 

[Spectre01]

Am I the only person who never broke a single bone, had any cuts that needed stiching, recieved extreme nut pain for more than an hour, or banged my head on something hard?

 

[Qonfused]

Oh, yea, I also (HOW THE HELL COULD I FORGET) broke my arm. Bad.

I was playing basketball in gym last year and I had the ball. Well, I ran, trying to go up for a lay-up and some twat stepped on the back of my shoe. Well, I fell. Bad enough, right? Not so. My arm landed on the ball in an awkward position. I snapped both bones and my forearm made a right-angle. I was in a cast for 2.5 months.

 

[Skaadi]

Am I the only person who never broke a single bone, had any cuts that needed stiching, recieved extreme nut pain for more than an hour, or banged my head on something hard?

No, I'm with ya.

 

[SimonomiS]

Am I the only person who never broke a single bone, had any cuts that needed stiching, recieved extreme nut pain for more than an hour, or banged my head on something hard?

*rips off Spectre01's arm and bangs it against his head.*