Tired? GO TO JAIL.

[Dog--]

http://news.aol.com/article/clifton...le/clifton-williams-jailed-for-yawning/610205

I lol'd.

A judge sentenced Clifton Williams to six months in jail on contempt-of-court charges after he yawned during his cousin's trial. A spokesman for the court said Williams attempted to disrupt the proceedings with his yawn.

 

[CyberPitz]

LOL..wow...

 

[GiRoX]

Lol thats funny. If he did do it in an attempt to disrupt things, he should be punished, but now 6 months in jail lol

 

[MJ12]

That's ****ing ridiculous.

 

[mocho loco]

That's ****ing ridiculous.

This. :|

 

[Barnz]

I yawned to news.

 

[MuToiD_MaN]

If he did it loud on purpose, serves him right for disrespecting the courtroom. Does this mean he didn't apologize?

 

[Krynn72]

a state's attorney's office spokesman, Chuck Pelkie, said Williams did not let out a "simple" yawn. "It was a loud and boisterous attempt to disrupt the proceedings," he said.

He deserves punishment then. But ****ing god damn, 6 months in jail? Are you ****ing kidding me?

That dudge needs to serve 6 months for being a dick. Its about as legitimate a reason for jail time as his reason was.

 

[Hurricane]

serves him right for disrespecting the courtroom.

not sure if serious

 

[Remus]

The sentence would've been appropriate if that guy punched the judge in the face.

 

[Dog--]

I could see like a hundred dollar fine maybe, most judges would just throw him out, but 6 months? The hell?

 

[YROC]

The judge should have just verbally abused him. Jail is a little much.

 

[MJ12]

That dudge needs to serve 6 months for being a dick. Its about as legitimate a reason for jail time as his reason was.

dat dudge needs to suv 6 monts fow bewing a dick. Its abot as wegitimate a weason for dail time as his weason was.

Fixed.

 

[i_liek_shootan]

If he did it loud on purpose, serves him right for disrespecting the courtroom. Does this mean he didn't apologize?

Junior G Man ftw.

Do you fap to pics of this guy?

He was in the closet too.

 

[Krynn72]

I am a dog so you can't make fun of my spelling. Or I'll bite you.

 

[Dog--]

I am a dog so you can't make fun of my spelling. Or I'll bite you.

What.

 

[MuToiD_MaN]

Alright, yes, the sentence was over the top. I didn't mention that in my original post, but I sure as hell would have slapped a contempt charge on his ass if I were on the bench.

Disrespect ... in his OWN HOUSE.

 

[ThunderDawg]

He's such a cute widdle dawgie with a smiley face and a santa cap. *tosses Krynn a bacon strip* Who's a good doggie. Who's a good doggie. Who's a good doggie. Who's a good doggie. Who's a good doggie. Who's a good doggie. Who's a good doggie.

 

[VirusType2]

Yawning = death by firing squad. This should make things exciting for you!

 

[flamingdts]

I always thought it was only the cops that abused their legal power.

I have no idea judges do that too. Next thing you know a guy is executed for killing an ant.

 

[VirusType2]

I always thought it was only the cops that abused their legal power.

I'd guess that with enough money, just about any judge can be bribed, especially biased judges that have a particular grudge against whatever it is the defendant has done.

 

[Krynn72]

This guy just happened to have a grudge against yawners.

 

[VirusType2]

Don't we all, Krynn, don't we all.

 

[Murray]

I wish I was that dude who yawned so I could take this to trial. I've been playing lots of Phoenix Wright games. I can do this.

 

[Unfocused]

Can't he appeal to a higher court?

 

[13LACKBISHOP]

If only this could be aplied to nail bitters and nose pickers .

 

[Tyguy]

If only this could be aplied to nail bitters and nose pickers .

nose picking serves a valid medical purpose. i would have lupus if it hadn't been for that boulder i snagged this morning.