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BHC having a birthday today is just another way for him to think hes better than me. **** you BHC, happy birthday.
 
Happy Birthday to you too Ren.182!
 
Why does everyone always remember his 3 numbers but everyone says vegetanumbers!?

Happy birthday jerk.
 
Just had this wonderful dinner with my step gramma, rents, and brother. topics included: erectile dysfunction, the merits of casual sex and how to become happy and motivated to do shit that you don't want to do. There's no substitute for good beer, a loving family, open conversation, and a great meal. Lovely gifts too! New shoes, 40 bucks and several thoughtful cards.

love ya'll!
 
Happy birthday Alby :D sorry I didn't catch you on Steam earlier!

I am pretty open with my grandparents and I talk pretty frankly about a lot of things (drinking, weed, my friends being idiots, whatever) but I gotta say that casual sex is one topic that never has and never will come out of my mouth around them.
 
HAPPY.

Why does everyone always remember his 3 numbers but everyone says vegetanumbers!?

Happy birthday jerk.

Yes what possible reason could people have to remember such an uncommon numerical configuration as 182? :3
 
Why does everyone always remember his 3 numbers but everyone says vegetanumbers!?

Happy birthday jerk.

So what, nobody ever even acknowledges my numbers. Hell, Sheepo can't even spell the non-numbers part.
 
Happy Birthday BHC

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VeeTee - you and I both know we're not capable of anything gentle bathroom wise.

Oliver: I love you and think we should be together. I know you have your reservations but you'll turn around one day.

Happy birthday Alby :D sorry I didn't catch you on Steam earlier!

I am pretty open with my grandparents and I talk pretty frankly about a lot of things (drinking, weed, my friends being idiots, whatever) but I gotta say that casual sex is one topic that never has and never will come out of my mouth around them.

Step grammy and parents weren't part of most of the sex talks - that was mostly brother and I bantering. We're twins - we share everything and feel perfectly comfortable with it and learn from one another. His perspectives are always interesting with his being homosexual and myself hetero. We used to not get along at all growing up but nowadays we've become good friends again. Time does indeed cure so many wounds.

many hearts, btw, on-wee. lez catchup sometime yeah?
 
VeeTee - you and I both know we're not capable of anything gentle bathroom wise.
I never did post part "# 2" of my XMas poo, which carried over from XMas eve into XMas day. Jesus Christ. One of my legs was climbing up the wall and the other tried to run away. "I'm getting the **** out of here, I didn't sign up for this shit." It ended in a mess of blood, sweat, tears and feces, and a new-found belief in God.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY
 
Wow you may be turning into Kathaksungnasgen - you crazy ass wigga. Regardless, I love you and yearn for your sweaty body to once again collide with mine.
 
That was an excerpt from my new book:

Escape My Anus of Doom

Part 2: Unfinished Business


Thanks for reading.
 
You better keep up this persona / whatever your doing because I'm absolutely in love with it. Very rare that this forum actually evokes real laughs from me, kudos.
 
Sorry, but there are only brief moments when I'm not slapping bitches and cappin' fools, and I have to get back to work. These bitches aren't gonna slap themselves, you know.
 
HHappy birthday BHC!

Also thanks for my happy birthdays! :D <3
 
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