Tom Clancy's Call of Prey 2: MAXIMUM Dudebro

[Deleted member 56031]

there are no words.....

 

[Lucid]

Oh my God, is that really the new main character?

 

[B_MAN]

hahahahahaha
title+image=laugh out loud

 

[Mr. Djees]

I hope they have updated their jukebox tech.

 

[sixteenth]

I enjoyed Prey because of it's unusual story based off of an unusual main character. This does not like that at all.

I don't remember how Prey ended though. Is this supposed to be a sequel to storyline of the first game?

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

I enjoyed Prey because of it's unusual story based off of an unusual main character. This does not like that at all.

I don't remember how Prey ended though. Is this supposed to be a sequel to storyline of the first game?

I don't see how this could at all continue from the first, unless they used Tommy, since the ending showed he was still needed. This is obviously not him. This looks gay.

 

[sixteenth]

I don't see how this could at all continue from the first, unless they used Tommy, since the ending showed he was still needed. This is obviously not him. This looks gay.

I just re-watched the ending. I must have been a moron and quit out during the credits years ago...

 

[Warped]

Prey was unique, but all I can remember from the game is doorways that looked like nasty pussies and assholes that opened up for you willingly

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWXVpBnIpBE&feature=related
look at 1:25

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

I just re-watched the ending. I must have been a moron and quit out during the credits years ago...

Yeah I made that mistake with a few games. I've started being more careful about that with recent games like Dead Space 2 that have extras in the credits.

 

[Ennui]

Looks like it's going to suck even harder than Prey.

 

[Stigmata]

I hate Ubi. There's nothing else for me to say about them anymore. I hate every game they've made since Chaos Theory.

 

[Acepilotf14]

What do those subtitles say?

 

[Gargantou]

"GameReactor tells all about Human Heads long awaited sequel."

Bit of a poorly worded translation I guess, I am kinda tired from just waking up.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

There were people waiting for a sequel to this?

 

[Remus]

hahahahahaha
title+image=laugh out loud

That

There were people waiting for a sequel to this?

I liked the first one, but I wasn't expecting/waiting for a sequel. By the looks of that new main character, I'm beginning to wish there wasn't one.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Yeah, no, I liked it too, but it just seemed like one of those games that would ultimately be left alone after its first outing. This ain't lookin' too purty.

 

[Stigmata]

I really hope the main character's name is Ramirez.

 

[MuToiD_MaN]

I camp unhappily

 

[MorganFreeman911]

I really hope the main character's name is Ramirez.

And for the entire game, you're somebody's bitch.

 

[Krynn72]

And for the entire game, you're somebody's bitch.

But you're hardcore about it and cuss and spit every time you're told to do something.

 

[YROC]

It's like i'm in 2006 again.

 

[fishdbaz]

New rumour from Kotaku: http://ca.kotaku.com/#!5782169/prey-2-drops-you-in-the-shoes-of-a-human-bounty-hunter

"[...] the game jumps forward, we're told, to a seedy alien planet that sounds a bit like the future Earth of Blade Runner. This is where the game really opens up, revealing the [player] as the only human on an alien planet working as a bounty hunter.

The game is meant to be an open world title with multiple ways to complete objectives, but at its heart it is still a first-person shooter, we're told.

Players will get clients via a communicator and gather information from the environment and the inhabitants by scanning non-player characters. These scans, we're told, reveal a character's intentions and identity."

 

[Deleted member 56031]

^ wow that has literally nothing to do with the first one...at all! O__o

also from gaf:

 

[Barnz]

this sums up the entire industry's state

 

[Gargantou]

Oh man thanks for those awesome images Lambda, that really made my day!

 

[Barnz]

Here's the original without the half-life title:

Spoiler

 

[Remus]

^^ *Samon foams at mouth*

 

[Deleted member 56031]

opposingforce2.jpg

ah, we can dream

and we can dream it wont look like that XD

 

[<RJMC>]

is there a blank? verstion so I can make my own?

 

[Vegeta897]

It's really not that hard to draw over the word PREY with a color that matches the BG.

 

[ríomhaire]

Considering how Randy Pitchford likes to bash Steam these days Gearbox making OP4 2 seems unlikely.

 

[Pi Mu Rho]

Considering how Randy Pitchford likes to bash Steam these days Gearbox making OP4 2 seems unlikely.

Well, thank **** for that.

 

[Barnz]

Considering how Randy Pitchford likes to bash Steam these days Gearbox making OP4 2 seems unlikely.

they still work together.

 

[Remus]

MAXIMUM dudebro

 

[MuToiD_MaN]

MAXIMUM dudebro

Ha! That joke was definitely missing.

And you know I totally read that in the suit's voice.

 

[VictimOfScience]

And you know I totally read that in the suit's voice.

Hahaha! So did I! Too funny. Someone needs to record that voice saying all sorts of "Maximum _______" for all the different opportune times we can use a phrase like that on the interwebs. That would be fantastic. Kind of like the Wesker voicemails and ringtones that were recently done. Serious awesome.

 

[Stigmata]

MAXIMUM BLOODY SCREEN

 

[Vegeta897]

 

[<RJMC>]

I think I should had added more to the hitman one

 

[StardogChampion]

Do a Max Payne 3 one.