Tom Cruise

Erestheux said:
Is that Bill Gates? And semen? Whoo!

Man, running up to people and throwing stuff on them isn't so funny. You've gotta really get them, like dress them in a chicken suit or tar + feather them or something. Or do something hilarious, like play Fred Durst's sex video at a Limp Bizcuitss concert. If they are still together, which I hope to god they are not. You can also draw a penis next to a PR guy's mouth in permenant marker! Or something completely unique, I dunno.

Squirting people with water is lame. White stuff might be a little better, but not much.

The semen covered brownies prank was hilarious. Oh man. So funny.


Oh man that's nasty.
Did they actually EAT the brownies? :x
 
Christ it was a joke, and it was funny considering someone needed to bring him back down to earth after how he's been acting these past weeks. I certainly don't think the guys deserved to the charged with assault. He should of just laughed it off.

People's Ego's are far too large these days, they think it's been damaged so they cry like a bitch. "You jerk, bwaah bwaah", put your dummy back in Tom.
 
xlucidx said:
Oh man that's nasty.
Did they actually EAT the brownies? :x
YES! Yes they did! HAHahahahahHAHahHAHa!
 
Where's the poll option for "Tom Cruise is officially bat-****ing-crazy" ?

And check this site out if you wanna know the truth about Scientology

www.xenu.net

Creepy shit
 
Sparta said:
Where's the poll option for "Tom Cruise is officially bat-****ing-crazy" ?

And check this site out if you wanna know the truth about Scientology

www.xenu.net

Creepy shit
Yeah, because that site's not biased in any way, with it's subheading being "The Fight Against The Church Of Scientology On The Net."
 
Cruise is a good guy but he is confused with this whole scientology buisness.
 
I'm impressed, he certinally knows how to handle himself (as he should).

www.cnn.com has the story, "Police arrested the fake reporter and three members of his camera crew. They could be charged with assault."

Suckers. That was a pretty stupid prank, they deserve whatever they get.
 
Lemonking said:
he was about to kill that guy with is cult powers hes scary I dont like him even thoe hes hawt

HAhahaahhahahaHA.

That shit's funny.
 
xcellerate said:
I'm impressed, he certinally knows how to handle himself (as he should).

www.cnn.com has the story, "Police arrested the fake reporter and three members of his camera crew. They could be charged with assault."

Suckers. That was a pretty stupid prank, they deserve whatever they get.

They could at least done something funny. And not done it like that, I mean after a friendly interview with someone you might not mind a little prank, but on a red carpet, on the way to a movie trying to give interviews to as many people as possible, your not going to be in the mood for a prank.

I think that Bill Gates one was a bit mean too. What happened to funny pranks to people who actually deserve them?
 
CrazyHarij said:
He handled it really well :)

yes he did, the reporter is fooking dick head. Why the **** did he do that ?

its not funny. Tom was very right.
 
Tom Cruise is responsible for half the US's male homosexual tendencies.

Hawt.
 
StardogChampion said:
Yeah, because that site's not biased in any way, with it's subheading being "The Fight Against The Church Of Scientology On The Net."
True, but its about as biased as any scientology website. Plus that at least has some testimonies from ex-scientologists on what its like being a scientologist. That counts for something.
 
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