Tony Blair was at my school today...

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Making a speech about education for the telly. He tried to appear normal by using comments such as "Alright lads, how's it going?", but the men in suits, police and cameras following him sort of spoiled it.
 
And I suppose you didnt do anything cool like shout anti-war slogans at him.

I'd have organised a walk-out in protest tbh.
 
He was at my school before as well, when he came he said.

"I need a wee." before he went into the hall for his speech.

True story. I can't remember how he arrived though.
 
ailevation said:
No you wouldn't.
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No?

I think I would have, but regardless, it should be done.

Think of the press!

"School Children walk out in protest - Tony Blair promptly resigns"
Well something like that anyway :p
 
Or slap him around a bit with a trout, shouting "lol, owned by the internets!"
 
Should have thrown an egg at his head and see if he does a prescott.
 
You should have done nothing and masturbated in the girl's bathroom

Oh wait you did
 
Dalamari said:
You should have done nothing and masturbated in the girl's bathroom

Oh wait you did
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ahhh, that reminds me of the good old days.
 
short recoil said:
Should have thrown an egg at his head and see if he does a prescott.
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Yeah, and then I could take it to the press. Blair hits young boy.
 
Did you have unwanted sexual oral satisfaction with him?

Ok, I've just seen the movie Team America :(
 
CyberPitz said:
Who the hell is Tony Blair?
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Hahaha, UK Prime Minister.

He's getting desperate now, after his 90 day terror suspect thing failed.
 
No man has ever came back alive from this place called... the government! :O
 
Blair? Isn't he one of the backbenchers?

I thought Maggie was still the PM.
 
kirovman said:
Blair? Isn't he one of the backbenchers?

I thought Maggie was still the PM.
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Oh, Maggies more than the PM. She is......God.
 
Who is Tony Blair?
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who? *me thinks for a while, doesn't get to an answer...*
Insano said:
No man has ever came back alive from this place called... the government!
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yeah, there's only one difference between it and the Mafia... One of them is organised...
 
And has martinis. Really good ones.
 
Sulkdodds said:
...the mafia admit they're breaking the law.
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You caught Blair having a crafty smoke outside the Labour party conference, didn't you Sulk?
 
No. I caught him having a crafty stare-into-space-with-a-slack-jawed-grin-on-his-face. :D
 
Sulkdodds said:
No. I caught him having a crafty stare-into-space-with-a-slack-jawed-grin-on-his-face. :D
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:cheese: .o0(Wouldn't it be great if Britain was CANDYLAND!)
 
This reminded me of the time a representative from Education Queensland came to my school and was scared shitless at some teacher.

She was a former sex worker who tended to him! :laugh:
 
OCybrManO said:
... and which mafia would this be?
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The Zombie Master Mafia, of course
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Danimal said:
This reminded me of the time a representative from Education Queensland came to my school and was scared shitless at some teacher.

She was a former sex worker who tended to him! :laugh:
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heh how did you know that?
 
Beerend took the words right out of my mouth.

/me shakes fist
 
Sulkdodds took the mouth right out of my words.

/me shakes fist
 
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