Top 10 things to yell at the screen while watching Doom

[CptStern]

10. How do I bring up the console?

9. Teh Rock is a n00b.

8. Dude, that hurt. The health is behind the crate!

7. Team kill!

6. This new engine rules.

5. Crap map.

4. This AI is so ****ing lame.

3. (as the credits roll) That last boss sucked.

2. ****ing camper fags!

1. Shit, how do I skip this cut scene? This ****ing sucks, it's been going on for like 30 minutes.




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[Boogymanx]

Ahh I'll so do that when it comes out.

 

[Solaris]

Lol!

11. Boom headshot!

 

[$kelet0r]

12. i can dance all day!

13. all your base are belong to us

14. bfg/awp/gauss/shotty/railgun whore

15. blocking!

16. HAX!

 

[baron insig]

16. oh look Imp behind you!!

 

[Beerdude26]

17. Omg you ****ing noob put on your flashlight :frown:

 

[Insano]

18. *while entering the cinema* Let the ownage begin!

 

[Beerdude26]

19. Omg wtf ban

 

[Shodan]

20. OMFG NOOB YUO NEVER HIT ME ******* **** **** ****
21. NS
22. Hes using an aimbot I swear

 

[baron insig]

23. Ductape FTW!

 

[CptStern]

Top 10 things to yell at the screen while watching Doom



1. Why the **** did I pay $13.50 to see this piece of crap

 

[Beerdude26]

Lol you should run up the screen with a few friends and paint "Teh_Rock : nextmap plz" on it

 

[Dekstar]

23. Shader errors LOL!
24. Glad I didn't upgrade my GFX card for this. The graphics are sub. HL2.

Or you can impersonate the Mac and Mesh Doom3 vids and keep screaming at the top of your voice at the most unscary moments.

Oh oh or bring your own flashlight and shine it at dark areas during the film, and say 'Just checking. I thought a zombie spawned there...'

 

[JellyWorld]

Top 10 things to yell at the screen while watching Doom



1. Why the **** did I pay $13.50 to see this piece of crap

$13.50? sad.... movie tickets cost between $4 and $6 here (converting to USD), depending on when you're watching it.

 

[CptStern]

$13.50? sad.... movie tickets cost between $4 and $6 here (converting to USD), depending on when you're watching it.

$13.50 canadian at the Omni-Mega-Plex-Silvery-thing-y ..you know the kind of theater you leave with a nosebleed and permenantly ringing ears from the barrage to the senses of the latest dolby Digital X-treme Crossfire Soundblaster Movie Sound X-perience mega-plex

 

[OCybrManO]

It's just Canadian money. It's probably the cost of a pack of chewing gum when you convert it to USD. Why don't you guys get rid of your silly fake dollars and just use the real ones?

 

[ríomhaire]

25. LOL, OWNED! (as last bad guy is killed)
26. BIOZEMINADES!

 

[CptStern]

It's just Canadian money. It's probably the cost of a pack of chewing gum when you convert it to USD. Why don't you guys get rid of your silly fake dollars and just use the real ones?

actually the war in iraq put the canadian $ at an all time high ..we're within 15 cents of the US dollar; hasnt been like that since the late 70's ...thankyouverymuch. Oh and it has a dual pronged effect ...keeps american tourists out of canada :O

 

[Evo]

Hmmm, may use number 26 tomorow when i see it

27. Pffft, good for nothing Imps, "Can't touch this"

 

[baron insig]

23. Shader errors LOL!
24. Glad I didn't upgrade my GFX card for this. The graphics are sub. HL2.

Or you can impersonate the Mac and Mesh Doom3 vids and keep screaming at the top of your voice at the most unscary moments.

Oh oh or bring your own flashlight and shine it at dark areas during the film, and say 'Just checking. I thought a zombie spawned there...'

Love that

28. Run Screaming at the top of your lungs from the room only to come back in with a flash light

 

[Dekstar]

29. Because the cinema is probably not going to be that full. Stalk up behind some unsuspecting kid, and just as a tense bit in the movie comes up, whisper in his ear: 'The imps are going to get you'. Then shout like an imp at the top of your voice into his ear XD

that's a bit OTT though.

 

[Evo]

This may just about sum it up :E

 

[Sulkdodds]

I have so got to bring a flashlight.

 

[Evo]

I'll buy you the flashlight Sulks when you finish "The Hunters"

 

[Raziaar]

I can't believe the movie sucked more than the game!

 

[Sulkdodds]

I'll buy you the flashlight Sulks when you finish "The Hunters"

Oh, it's already finished. I'm just not releasing the final chapter until I get more reviews. :>

 

[Evo]

Oh, it's already finished. I'm just not releasing the final chapter until I get more reviews. :>

Well, i would volunteer, but my review would consist of:

"OMG! OMG! OMG! WTF!!111!!oneone11! That r0x0r5 my b0x0r5!!111oneone11!!!:afro: "

 

[Vigilante]

lol @ FPS doug.

"BOOM Headshot...BOOM headshot. I can dance all day, I can dance all day. Try to hit me, Try to hit me."

Doug: "You wanna go for a jog man?"
Kyle: "Sure, but why are you holding a knife?"
Doug: "What are you talking about? I run faster with a knife...PFFT"

(www.purepwnage.com)

I can hear myself yelling "THAT LAST BOSS SUCKED" in the theater.

yell nextmap

 

[<RJMC>]

30.pffft this guy hav autoaim on

 

[>>FrEnZy<<]

31. Hit It With Ur Maglight!

 

[TheSomeone]

Top 10 things to yell at the screen while watching Doom

1. Why the **** did I pay $13.50 to see this piece of crap

Answer: Abuse of license.

HURRAY HURRAY FOR VIDEO-GAME MOVIES.

 

[hello_there]

did any one realise that doom uses phisics
how ever you spell it

 

[hello_there]

hey they auto maticly called me a noob

 

[kirovman]

did any one realise that doom uses phisics
how ever you spell it

No way?

The movie uses physics?

Get out of town!

 

[Insano]

How do you enable cheats???

 

[Beerdude26]

X. Switch to shotty! Switch to shotty!

 

[Evo]

Hmmm, may use number 26 tomorow when i see it

27. Pffft, good for nothing Imps, "Can't touch this"

I was gonna do what i said earlier ^^, later today, but whatddyaknow, no places near me are showin it! So unfortunately i can't use some of these suggestions during the movie ;(

 

[ailevation]

No way?

The movie uses physics?

Get out of town!

Yep better physics than Half Life 2.

 

[15357]

Yep better physics than Half Life 2.

:O :O :O

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

25. LOL, OWNED! (as last bad guy is killed)
26. BIOZEMINADES!

Thts it dammit. The Biozeminades thing I have seen on countless sites, with no other info, is bothering me. What in the Hell is it?

On Topic: Just rush them with the Chainsaw you n00b!

I am teh l337! Rock ain't got shit on me come on! Demon n00bz0rs!