Top 10 things to yell at the screen while watching Doom

[OvA]

Thts it dammit. The Biozeminades thing I have seen on countless sites, with no other info, is bothering me. What in the Hell is it?

It was HL2's main feature before it was cut. Just think of a cross between Shens and Sechs. Wait...that's the same thing.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

It was HL2's main feature before it was cut. Just think of a cross between Shens and Sechs. Wait...that's the same thing.

One more thing: DAMN YOUR SIGNATURE'S LINK!

 

[AntiAnto]

32 - "Nipples!"

The Rock's nipples of course.

 

[Dalamari]

Why not yell this

"Wow, I must look like a real ****ing nerdy jackass that I am yelling video game language at a movie screen"

 

[<RJMC>]

what about

"dam what are the specs of that PC?"

 

[Greatgat]

What about, "I don't remember Hawaiians in DOOM... Are they the ultimate evil?"

Cause, see, The Rock is Hawaiian.

 

[MuToiD_MaN]

"This movie is totally unrealistic. They've got a flashlight AND a gun out at the same time!"

Oh yeah, and as far as you're concerned TollBooth Willie, you should just take "biozeminade" to mean "forum spam post"

 

[Icarusintel]

how about - "oh shit! he got the duct tape mod!"

 

[baron insig]

beat you to it read up!!!

The biozeminades were cut u basterds!!

runs screming from cinema,

im dong this if im not with gf....

 

[Jintor]

How about 'SATAN WALKS AMONG US! ALL HEAR AND REPENT!'

 

[Venmoch]

"They took my baby!"

Have a lady whisper for greater effect.

 

[MuToiD_MaN]

*whisper* "They all deserve to die."
Oh wait, wrong game.

 

[Asknoone]

"I pray to god they don't make a sequel."

 

[Beerdude26]

"I pray to god they don't make a sequel."

After which Uwe Boll, who is also in the cinema, will say "True, that. Sheesh."

He will then be disembowled by you.

 

[RakuraiTenjin]

Top 10 things to yell at the screen while watching Doom



1. Why the **** did I pay $13.50 to see this piece of crap

$13.50?!?

Movies are ~$4.00 here, cheaper at matinee.

Dammnnnn

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

$13.50?!?

Movies are ~$4.00 here, cheaper at matinee.

Dammnnnn

Daaaaaaaamnnnnnn boy! $13. 50 FOR A MOVIE?! These days, that money wouldn't be worth spending to see movie.

And I pray to God they don't make a movie about F.E.A.R. They would totally fizzuck it up.:x

 

[CptStern]

$13.50?!?

Movies are ~$4.00 here, cheaper at matinee.

Dammnnnn

you're not paying attention ..it's only $13.50 at the Mega-cinemas like Silver City

http://www.dkbennett.com/images/silvercity1.jpg
http://images.prg.com/prg.com/projects/dragon/mall.jpg

 

[RakuraiTenjin]

My movie theatre has 4 theatres.

 

[Qonfused]

"omfgwallhax"

And here where I live, we only have one movie theatre that plays one movie at a time. But it's really nice. Like omfgnice. It's all log cabin.

 

[Que-Ever]

at ^ "Hey, you, guy, gimme that camera."

at the movie: "hey, buddy, you need a walkthrough?"