Top 100 Fundamentalist quotes

[mastag]

A good portion of fstdt's quotes come from a poster from teens-4-christ called imasaved1 aka bro. randy. That guy is truly a nutjob.

 

[Krynn72]

I feel like an invasion of a Christian forum with a load of us logical people.

What would be the point? These fundamentalists are so completely brainwashed that nothing anybody in the entire world could say would change what they think. Even if God existed, and came earth in a visible form, performing miracles in front of thousands of witnesses, and explained the truth of things and how they need to stop hating everyone and everything, they still wouldnt.

Arguing with a fundamentalist (or in my experience any highly religious person) is an exercise in futility. It will all boil down to them not believing anything you say because they have "faith."

 

[Cormeh]

The mind truly boggles. I read the article at work with my jaw hanging open and many a people asking why I had that stupid look on my face.

I haven't the heart to show them.

 

[Operational]

Ahh, yea, Fundies is a great site. It really is an odd type of humor though.

 

[sinkoman]

What would be the point? These fundamentalists are so completely brainwashed that nothing anybody in the entire world could say would change what they think. Even if God existed, and came earth in a visible form, performing miracles in front of thousands of witnesses, and explained the truth of things and how they need to stop hating everyone and everything, they still wouldnt.

Arguing with a fundamentalist (or in my experience any highly religious person) is an exercise in futility. It will all boil down to them not believing anything you say because they have "faith."

There's still much luls to be had.

 

[Exploder]

I'm rather pissed off right now. Those quotes are not funny, they are just extremely annoying and idiotic. I definitely feel like using violence on such fundamentalists.

 

[Jintor]

I'm rather pissed off right now. Those quotes are not funny, they are just extremely annoying and idiotic. I definitely feel like using violence on such fundamentalists.

See I told u aethism = violence ololololol see sin SIN spawn of satan DIE, DEVIL, DIE!

Seriously though, don't ever say that to one of them or they might freaking respond like that.

 

[Hellrider]

lol silly people

 

[The Monkey]

Yeah, seen this page before. Pure gold.

"One of the most basic laws in the universe is the Second Law of Thermodynamics. This states that as time goes by, entropy in an environment will increase. Evolution argues differently against a law that is accepted EVERYWHERE BY EVERYONE. Evolution says that we started out simple, and over time became more complex. That just isn't possible: UNLESS there is a giant outside source of energy supplying the Earth with huge amounts of energy. If there were such a source, scientists would certainly know about it. [emphasis added]"

Best one

 

[99.vikram]

Inciteful stuff, that.

 

[DeusExMachina]

Discussions with theologians is far more productive than wasting breath on fundamentalists or the highly religious.

 

[brink's]

Yea, but they aren't nearly as entertaining.

 

[Baratos]

Yeah, seen this page before. Pure gold.


Best one

What is funnier is how he responded after people pointed out the sun. "Yeah, I mean OTHER than the sun."

 

[Atomic_Piggy]

"[about a girl being born with mental disabilities]

This girl is like a leper so what she needs to do is try and find god

if she really believes she can be healed from this state, she will be healed from this state

Most afflictions like this are caused by sins committed while still inside the womb. If she can repent for what she does god will embrace her and make her as human as you or me but if she chooses not to she'll always be like this

god tests every one of us

"There are a lot of things I have concluded to be wrong, without studying them in-depth. Evolution is one of them. The fact that I don't know that much about it does not bother me in the least."

"You got it backwards.

Creationism is based upon science, reason and tons of evidence.

Evolution is based on the blind acceptance of superstitions and fairy tales."

^ is proboaly my favourite.

 

[Llama]

Those make me really angry C_C

 

[Krynn72]

"There are a lot of things I have concluded to be wrong, without studying them in-depth. Evolution is one of them. The fact that I don't know that much about it does not bother me in the least."

:flame::flame::flame:

 

[Tagaziel]

It's sad. Christianity preaches love and acceptance but these Fundamentalists throw that right out the window.

There's Christianity and then there's christianity. Members of the first throw reason and over five thousand years of human development out the window and would most likely be the first to burn Jesus for heresy, should he ever reappear. Plus, they wish all other religions would die. Kind of like ol' Ratz, ze Pope.

Members of the other segment just don't give a ****.

 

[Kula Meenur]

Loving every minute of it Stern! Taa!

 

[Gunner]

Some of those posts are so retarded that it almost sounds fake. I really want to meet the people who posted those things to beat them with an aborted foetus.

 

[15357]

Yeah, seen this page before. Pure gold.


Best one

:O


Sun = God?

 

[Solaris]

Been posted here before.

 

[K e r b e r o s]

Register. With. This. Forum.

www.christianforums.com

You. Will. Never. Stop. Laughing.

 

[CrazyHarij]

Scary ****ing shit. Fun at first, but the stuff like the mom who made her gay son kill himself. I mean, what the ****? Do these people have any capability for objective thought?

 

[Muffin Man]

I don't know whether to laugh or be very, very frightened. :|

 

[Stigmata]

I've been frightened of these people for a good four months now.

 

[Jintor]

I was about to wish for divine retribution for stupidity, then I just realised how stupid that was.

 

[Godron]

Yeah, seen this page before. Pure gold.


Best one

I don't see why everyone hates that one so much, compared to all the other ones... I thought he was just pointing out the contradiction between the 2nd Law of thermodynamics and evolution. The last sentence even seems to imply that he doesn't believe in god... :/

A good portion of fstdt's quotes come from a poster from teens-4-christ called imasaved1 aka bro. randy. That guy is truly a nutjob.

*Types "www.teens-4-christ.org" into address bar*

Ohhhhhhhh dear....

Some of those posts are so retarded that it almost sounds fake. I really want to meet the people who posted those things to beat them with an aborted foetus.

I lol'd. Please someone post that on teens-4-christ.org. Or maybe don't. They might be able to ban our site :O

 

[Solaris]

I don't see why everyone hates that one so much, compared to all the other ones... I thought he was just pointing out the contradiction between the 2nd Law of thermodynamics and evolution. The last sentence even seems to imply that he doesn't believe in god... :/

Lol you're an idiot, the massive source of energy is of course the sun.

 

[Godron]

Lol you're an idiot, the massive source of energy is of course the sun.

Damn it, I though he meant God or something. How is the Sun meant to help defy the 2nd law of thermodynamics? I don't think I'll understand that quote no matter how many times I read it... :bonce:

 

[Llama]

it doesn't, that's why the person writing it is an idiot.

 

[Sulkdodds]

"ONE OF MY FIANCE'S EX'S (HE IS VERY FAMOUS AND DEFINITELY A SATANIST) HIRED A TEAM OF WARLOCKS TO BREAK US UP, INCLUDING A COMPUTER EXPERT AND A PERSON WITH THE GIFT OF TELEPATHY(THE HELPER)

THEY INVESTIGATED MY WHOLE LIFE TO THE FINEST DETAIL,EVEN THINGS ONLY MYSELF KNOW. IT WAS CLEAR SATAN WANTS ME DEAD AND HE WAS DESPERATE. I WAS TOLD THE AMOUNT OF SATANISTS THAT CAME MY WAY ARE ONLY SEEN IN THE OCCULT WORLD. THEY EVEN HAD WATCHERS ON US!

A GIRL WHOM I TOOK FOR A DATE TO A FUNCTION TRIED TO KILL ME BY PUTTING POISON IN MY DRINK AND LATER THAT NIGHT I FELL ASLEEP BEHIND THE WHEEL (PRAISE JESUS I SURVIVED).

FEW YEARS LATER:
I WAS MARRIED TO A WOMAN CASTING SPELLS ON MY DOG AND ME.
PUTTING POTIONS IN MY FOOD (GOATS BLOOD). I WAS VERY SICK WHEN SHE LEFT ME!

JUST AFTER SHE LEFT(AND JUST GETTING MY LIFE BACK) I WAS INVOLVED WITH 4 HIGH PRIESTESS' IN TOTAL.

ALL CURSED ME AND PUT SPELLS ON ME.
ONE TRIED TO GET PREGNANT AND EVEN DRANK MY SPERM.
ONE TRIED TO INJECT ME WITH THE AIDS VIRUS (THE HOLY SPIRIT WOKE ME UP)
SHE WANTED TO CUT MY PRIVATES OFF."

The fuck?

 

[Dekstar]

The fuck?

You're too young to know about Sperm drinking, Sulky.

 

[The Monkey]

That guy in Sulkdodds' post has some serious mental issues.

 

[Godron]

"[Replying to 'as for not seeing evolution it takes several million years... incase you missed that memo...']

several million years for a monkey to turn into a man. oh wait thats right. monkeys dont live several million years."

Still my favourite...