Top 11 Geek Pick-Up Lines

[carrera]

11. I'm attracted to you so much that scientists will begin to doubt the Theory of Relativity.
10. What's a spiffing girl like you doing in a chatroom like this?
9. Resistance is futile.
8. No matter how I sort things, you'll always be first.
7. No, that's not a Logitech MX-100 in my pants, but thanks, now go stick your head up a pig for noticing.
6. I tink you could be an integral part of my project life cycle.
5. I'd switch to emacs for you.
4. You put the SPARC in my workstation.
3. If you have an empty slot, I have the card to fill it.
2. We're like SLI. Were great alone, but we'd be so much better together.
1. You got me stuck on Caps Lock, if you know what I mean.

 

[specialmax]

niiice

 

[wolvesrdogs]

lol last one hilarious

 

[Teta_Bonita]

Hey! let go of my floppy!

 

[Sulkdodds]

I fear I'll never get a hard drive with this pitiful 31/2 inch floppy?

 

[RoyaleWithCheese]

"Baby, whenever I use my Palm, I think of you!"

 

[N.P.C.]

Not so much a geek chatup line but I love this one

"Excuse me, does this rag smell of chloroform?"

 

[JellyWorld]

Roses are #FF0000
Violets are #0000FF
All my base
Are belong to you.

 

[Sulkdodds]

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[WacK]

Roses are #FF0000
Violets are #0000FF
All my base
Are belong to you.

LOOOOL!!!

 

[DiSTuRbEd]

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010101010101110000001111111111111100000000011100101010101010101010 <3

 

[xcellerate]

Hey, my watch says you're not wearing any clothes...oh wait...it's just an hour fast.

 

[Dekstar]

Say (if she has a boyfriend)

"Want to upgrade to a better model?"

Ooh ooh and:

I have the password to your heart . Want me to logon?

 

[duffers20]

omg these are really bad but funny at the same time. can't help not laughing at no.2..

Nice post!

 

[Fonaki]

6. I tink you could be an integral part of my project life cycle.

Hey, my watch says you're not wearing any clothes...oh wait...it's just an hour fast.

Those are great:cheers:

 

[CrazyJeepDriver]

These are good!
Anyone else have any?

 

[SubKamran]

Hey, the word today is "legs". Let's go home and spread the word.

Nice legs, when do they open?

You wanna see something really swell?

Nice shoes. Wanna f*ck?

"Did you just touch my ass?" Her: "No." "Damn..."

 

[OCybrManO]

LOL

Right after reading this thread I headed over to digg.com and one of the recent stories that hasn't made it to the front page yet is this.

 

[bvasgm]

"Want me to plug your USB port?" :naughty:

 

[Dalamari]

Here is a good one I use a lot

"PUT THE ****ING LOTION IN THE BASKET!"

Ahhh, that is how I met my wife...

 

[SLH]

Do you cum here often? Because if you play your cards right you will tonight!

Or, how about the classic:

If i said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?

 

[JNightshade]

Babe, you turn my floppy disk into a hard drive.

There's exactly 212 bones in the human body. Want one more?

I've heard that Uranus rotates on its side. True?

 

[Steven]

Someone must have shot you with a phaser set on 'stunning.

 

[ktimekiller]

Funny shit =)

 

[sinkoman]

"eh ess ell"

 

[Dekstar]

Someone must have shot you with a phaser set on 'stunning.

That, and the watch one, are my favs :thumbs:

 

[WacK]

¨I've lost my phone number, can i have yours? ¨

 

[boglito]

Roses are #FF0000
Violets are #0000FF
All my base
Are belong to you.

That was darn sweet! If you thought that up yourself, then congrats, you're a geek-genius!

.bog.

 

[sinkoman]

That was darn sweet! If you thought that up yourself, then congrats, you're a geek-genius!

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GASP! You don't know xHTML????????

 

[JellyWorld]

That was darn sweet! If you thought that up yourself, then congrats, you're a geek-genius!

.bog.

Nah, I found it somewhere.

 

[WacK]

GASP! You don't know xHTML????????

bwahaha :afro:

 

[MuToiD_MaN]

Origin: BBSpot
The link has two other sets of 11 as well:

Part 2:
11. You had me at "Hello World."
10. Mind if I run a sniffer to see if your ports are open?
9. You make me want to upgrade my Tivo.
8. By looking at you I can tell you're 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares.
7. Jedi Mind Trick: "This is the geek you're looking for." *waves hand*
6. You can put a Trojan on my Hard Drive anytime.
5. Have you ever googled yourself?
4. How about we do a little peer-to-peer saliva swapping?
3. With my IQ and your body we could begin a race of genetic superchildren to conquer the earth.
2. What's a girl like you doing in a place like this when there's a Farscape marathon on right now on the Sci Fi channel.
1. I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.

Part 1:
11. Tell me of this thing you humans call *dramatic pause* love.
10. If you turn me down now, I will become more drunk than you can possibly imagine.
9. They don't call me Bones because I'm a doctor.
8. Your name is Leslie? Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
7. What's a nice girl like you doing in a wretched hive of scum and villany like this?
6. You must be Windows 95 because you gots me so unstable.
5. My 'up-time' is better than BSD.
4. I can tell by your emoticons that you're looking for some company.
3. Is that an iPod mini in your pocket or are you just happy to see me.
2. Want to see my Red Hat?
1. If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.

It's a great site for geek humor and spoof articles.

 

[Sulkdodds]

7. What's a nice girl like you doing in a wretched hive of scum and villany like this?

That's actually rather good. Maybe it's just because I use the phrase 'wretched hive of scum and villainy' all the time.

 

[MuToiD_MaN]

10. If you turn me down now, I will become more drunk than you can possibly imagine.

Indeed; Star Wars references FTW.

 

[Qhartb]

While I find this all amusing, what I really want know know is:

Top 11? Why?

 

[MuToiD_MaN]

Because 11's louder than 10, innit?

 

[kaikisjew9]

lol those are pretty funny.. i like the last one alot

 

[Beerdude26]

With my IQ and your body we could begin a race of genetic superchildren to conquer the earth.

Hahaha
Sounds like Short Recoil's pick-up line