Top 5 You'd Invite to Dinner

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Name the top 5 people you'd invite over for dinner, real or fake and why you'd invite them

mine:

1) Jim Carrey
-this guy would make me laugh hysterically

2) Angelina Jolie
-great eye candy

3) Wolverine
-his claws would be great for chopping food for everyone

4) Albert Einstein
-I'd so want to learn more from this great man

5) Future me
-I'd love to know what things are like in the future
 
1) Japanese girl
-this girl would make me not ronery

2) Japanese girl
-great eye candy

3) Japanese girl
-japanese girls do not have claws idiot

4) Japanese girl
-I'd so want to learn more from this japanese girl

5) Japanese girl
-I'd love to know what sex feels like
 
Jim Carrey- poison his food because he is utterly unfunny

future me- learn what to avoid

future warped- kill him

past warped- kill him too, though that would probably make the last one redundant

a utahaptor- I would try to convince him to let me ride him.
 
1.First I would invite Druckles, but I would strongly suggest that he should invite Toaster Chan, Farrow, and Sulkdodds as a date.

2.Then I would invite Willie, and strongly suggest that he invite Qonfused, Lefty, and Shamrock as a date.

3.Thirdly, I would invite KA and strongly suggest that he invite Adrik, Ennui,Taviow, and Sliver as a date.

4.Then I would invite Vegeta and be rejected because he would never show up.

5.In my sorrow, I would then invite Darkside, and at the dinner he would murder me.

There I'd be dead, at my own dinner party, where I attempted to create a giant clusterf*ck of hl2.netters inviting more and more hl2.netters.
 
Angelina Jolie - to soak up her sheer awesomeness.

Karen Walker - the character from Will & Grace, in case anyone hasn't seen it. She'd keep me in hysterical laughter the entire night.

Oprah Winfey - I'm fairly sure she is God.

Kathy Griffin - She would antagonise Oprah all night.

Princess Diana - Not really sure why... I just wanted to raise someone from the dead.
 
Name the top 5 people you'd invite over for dinner, real or fake and why you'd invite them


Jesus Christ - Familiarize myself with him.

Albert Einstein - Learn something interesting

Saberwulf - Absolutely bad ass.

A Viking - Destroy the dining room.

Clyde Barrow (Bonnie & Clyde) - Hmmmm... could be interesting.
 
1. Tim Cain - Fallout's producer
2. Chris Avellone - lead designer of KOTOR2, PS:T, New Reno, Vault City, my personal god
3. TaniDaReal
4. Samon
5. Brother None
 
1. Christopher Hitchens He's an intelligent man, witty and a great drinker

2. Nick Cohen I love his book, and I'd enjoy listening to him and Hitchens discuss it.

3. Richard Dawkins

4. Bob Dylan

5. Barak Obama
 
Terry Pratchett - awesome guy
Oliver Cromwell - poison his food
Kane - Peace Through Power!
Isaac Newton - to throw apples at LOLOL
River Tam - slip her some rohypnol and have my way with the crazy


Note: I'd change some of those choices if language weren't an issue.
 
Warped said:
Name the top 5 people you'd invite over for dinner, real or fake and why you'd invite them

mine:

1) Jim Carrey
-this guy would make me laugh hysterically

2) Angelina Jolie
-great eye candy

3) Wolverine
-his claws would be great for chopping food for everyone

4) Albert Einstein
-I'd so want to learn more from this great man

5) Future me
-I'd love to know what things are like in the future
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you're such a boring, brainwashed consumer. :upstare:
 
Paris Hilton
Britney Spears
Lindsay Lohan
Nicole Ritchie
Hanna Montana

Sit back and watch the bitch fight of the century unfold. Should make for some good entertainment.
 
I'd probably just eat dinner by myself. :eek:
 
Warren Spector
Gabe Newell
Rod Humble
Pete Molyneux
Ken Levine
 
i really can't think who i would seriously invite. So to make it easy, i would invite the Beatles and Marc Laidlaw/Gabe Newell. i will update if i think of any better combination.

edit: Raziaar, **** Ringo, you come along to mine.
 
Kadayi said:
Warren Spector
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I went to a talk he gave once about the future of video games or something. It was interesting.


For my five... the four dudes from Explosions in the Sky and one of my friends to make it less awkward. We would chill.

Or to make this even more boring, five of my actual friends. Because I doubt we'll do anything together again seeing as half of us are graduating, and the other half have already graduated.

If I had to go with actual famous people...

Cormac McCarthy
Philip Glass
Max Richter
Neal Stephenson
John Steinbeck since everyone else seems to be ok with having dead people at their dinner table

I'd expect McCarthy and Steinbeck might get along pretty well and Neal Stephenson might like the composers?
 
0) Me - Assumed, I suppose.

1) Patrick Kelly - Great eye candy.

2) Terry Pratchett - I'd have to thank him for distracting me for half of my liven life. Then I'd have to kill him for wasting half of my living life. Then I'd cry.

3) Jesus - Congratulate him on the world's largest prank ever.

4) Joss Whedon - Preferably with a few cast members from things he's done.

5) Pi Mu Rho - To keep Jesus in order.

6) Marc Laidlaw and Neil Gaiman - They'd be interesting to talk to.

7) My Grandad - :'(

Also, I work in Octal.
 
I think Pi would continually give me infractions for my table manners, even though I have really good table manners anyways.
 
I have no idea, TBH I don't like talking over my food.

No doubt a couple of figures from history and a couple of celebrities.
 
zombieturtle01 said:
1.First I would invite Druckles, but I would strongly suggest that he should invite Toaster Chan, Farrow, and Sulkdodds as a date.

2.Then I would invite Willie, and strongly suggest that he invite Qonfused, Lefty, and Shamrock as a date.

3.Thirdly, I would invite KA and strongly suggest that he invite Adrik, Ennui,Taviow, and Sliver as a date.

4.Then I would invite Vegeta and be rejected because he would never show up.

5.In my sorrow, I would then invite Darkside, and at the dinner he would murder me.

There I'd be dead, at my own dinner party, where I attempted to create a giant clusterf*ck of hl2.netters inviting more and more hl2.netters.
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I like this.
 
Lt. Ripley - fantastic after dinner chestbuster act.

Nelson Mandela - just so i can touch him

Jennifer Connely - i'd drug her.

An Ambient Occlusion Render - because i love pretty renders!

And a friend of mine - I want to **** her silly.

-dodo

PS: CrazyHarij, you can pick 1 more, Jessica Alba maybe?
 
Dodo said:
Lt. Ripley - fantastic after dinner chestbuster act.

Nelson Mandela - just so i can touch him

Jennifer Connely - i'd drug her.

An Ambient Occlusion Render - because i love pretty renders!

And a friend of mine - I want to **** her silly.

-dodo

PS: CrazyHarij, you can pick 1 more, Jessica Alba maybe?
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lol! same :angel:
 
1- Sir Arthur C. Clarke

2- Matt Groening

3- Nathan Fillion

4- Dara O'Briain

5- Stephen Fry
 
1 - Alexander the Great
2 - Liam Neeson
3 - Albert Speer
4 - General Patton
5 - Mr Spock

Yeahhhhhhhhhhh
 
Halloween Jack- He's a real cool cat.

Cool Man Eddie- Dig it, baby.

Andrei Rublev- History's most awesome priest.

Cool Hand Luke- The only man ever to eat fifty eggs.

Stalker, Writer, and Scientist- Two ladies' men and a guy with explosives. Is there any better company?
 
Neil Gaiman, Douglas Adams, Terry Pratchett, Alan Moore, and Jonathan Coulton.

Hell yeah.
 
Jason
Freddie
Christopher Lee
Vincent Price
Grim Reaper

Just to let the fun start
 
I'm convinced most of you are gay


my dinner guests:

1. a hot blonde
2. a hot brunette
3. a hot redhead
4. 2 more hot blondes
5. 2 more hot brunettes
6. 2 more hot redheads

dinner = chocolate fondu/me




....and then I wake up
 
elkaebee said:
Stalker, Writer, and Scientist- Two ladies' men and a guy with explosives. Is there any better company?
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Dude, you just went up a thousand points in my book for the Tarkovsky reference.

I can't think of five without my head splitting open with agony from trying to choose, but I think Marc Laidlaw is a good start. I'd love to talk HL story/design with him over dinner. Douglas Adams would also be great. I suspect my five would all be writers. I wonder if William Gibson is actually interesting in person? I know for a fact Orson Scott Card is a shithead so I wouldn't invite him.
 
- Willie (BRAH)
- AlexBramblebush (BRAH)
- Stigmata (BIG BRAH)
- Koola (DIGEREEDOBRAH)
- Gemma (SISBRAH)

All at Stigmata's house.
OR
The cast of Whose Line Is It Anyway
 
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