Transformers

[Atomic_Piggy]

Anyone seen this? I thought the special effects and everything was awesome, though the story was shit.

 

[Asuka]

Its good action was some of the best, funny movie also.

 

[15357]

Well, I kinda liked the whole robots Vs robots VS Army sort of thing, but..... story.... god.. help... me... arghhh...

 

[Deleted member 56031]

I thought it was awesome. Although yeah the story was out there (not as much as resi 4 though )

 

[Stigmata]

Considering Optimus' voice, did anyone else expect the movie to end like this:

"I am Optimus Prime... and this, is CNN"

?

 

[Deleted member 56031]

 

[Cormeh]

http://www.halflife2.net/forums/showpost.php?p=2327352&postcount=3826

Meh, had its moments.

 

[Bad^Hat]

The action made it bearable, but that's about it. Shakycam almost ruined that too.

 

[Jintor]

Awesome in cinemas, will suck on DVD, unless there are absolutely awesome extra shit.

 

[Asknoone]

I haven't seen it, so I don't know why I voted, but I figured I'd live up to my negativity and vote for the worst option. But hey, it's Michael Bay, I would do anyway.

 

[Cormeh]

You'd probably enjoy most of the action and CG. Story is severely bleh.

On an unrelated note, whilst I was flicking past the adverts on channel 4 last night, I noticed the original movie was on ITV4. Now that's just awesome nostalgia.

 

[Harryz]

It was shit.

 

[bam23]

Started off hilarious, slowed down, turned into utter meh.

 

[Dinkleberry]

Started off hilarious, slowed down, turned into utter meh.

Kinda agree, but I thought it picked up again later.

This is a movie not to be taken seriously, at all. And the vomit-worthy cheesey bits were I think outweighed by the generall awesomeness.

 

[Asus]

I have not seen it yet but a lot of my friends have and they loved it. Not sure why you would go to a Transformers film and complain about plot though...
Boggles my mind.

 

[Darkside55]

Second best movie ever.

 

[staticprimer]

Second best movie ever.

First being the first Transformers movie, right?

 

[Darkside55]

Bingo. :thumbs:

 

[Steve]

Considering Optimus' voice, did anyone else expect the movie to end like this:

"I am Optimus Prime... and this, is CNN"

?

Nah, Peter Cullen and James Earl Jones don't sound much alike, aside from they both have deep voices. You really think Optimus Prime sounded like Darth Vader?

Bingo. :thumbs:

Yeah, I thought it was soooo coooool when they (remember this?) KILLED OPTIMUS. Yeah, that movie rocked.

I hate everything.

 

[Darkside55]

Cry some more, autobot lover.

 

[Steve]

They also killed starscream, and a slew of decepticons. That was just...OKAY with you?

 

[Darkside55]

Starscream had it coming. If you're really sad about it, take solace in the fact that he's immortal. The way I see it, he bitched Megatron and got what he deserved. Nobody fvcks with mighty Megatron and lives. Being turned into a pile of dust was four million years comeuppance.

The other Decepticons who died were nobodies and losers. Thundercracker? Dirge? Even Shockwave? Who cares man. Let Unicron devour them, let Unicron crush them all underfoot. All the GOOD Decepticons survived, or were reformatted. Soundwave lived. The Constructicons lived. Blitzwing lived. Skywarp, the only SMART seeker, was reformatted into Armada, after which he said, "Fvck this," took off, and was never seen or heard from again.

Everyone who died in Transformers made it a better movie. Of course it's OK with me.

 

[CptStern]

Darkside55?

 

[Darkside55]

Oh come now. Surely that can't be me. He said his favorite character was Megan. Would I say that? No fleshbag human germ could be my favorite character in a Transformers movie. If that was me, it would've been more like,

"My favorite character in the movie was Megatron, the leader of the Decepticons. Know why? Because he ruled Cybertron. And he's got a giant gun! WOOOO-AAAAAAOOOOOW!"

 

[joule]

Amazing visuals don't quite help the sub par storyline and acting. Thus, it was shit.

 

[CptStern]

Oh come now. Surely that can't be me. He said his favorite character was Megan. Would I say that? No fleshbag human germ could be my favorite character in a Transformers movie. If that was me, it would've been more like,

"My favorite character in the movie was Megatron, the leader of the Decepticons. Know why? Because he ruled Cybertron. And he's got a giant gun! WOOOO-AAAAAAOOOOOW!"

but she "has big tits" ...I mean ...she has big tits ..sorry but big tits > stupid robots anyday

 

[Darkside55]

Do her tits transform into anything?

 

[CptStern]

why do I have to explain why that doesnt matter in the least? they're boobs man ...BOOBS ..boobs have done everything from launched a thousand ships (troy) to serving as the inspiration for the world's greatest works of art to making the world go round ...what has giant robots based on a kids cartoon done for the state of mankind? (besides made us dumber)

you cant fondle an ion cannon or have sex with optical prime ..well perhaps you might disagree but having sex with a giant hunk of metal is usually a sign that you're a sick little monkey

 

[ríomhaire]

Darkside you are a fool. Megatron (Galvatron) would not would not even have survived if it wasn't for the great Unicron.

 

[Darkside55]

you cant fondle an ion cannon or have sex with optical prime ..well perhaps you might disagree but having sex with a giant hunk of metal is usually a sign that you're a sick little monkey

You'd be amazed what I can do with an ion cannon.

And Riomhaire, Megatron still functioned! He would've survived, he just would've floated through space for who knows how long. Probably another million years. But yes, all hail Unicron.

Unicron needs to be in one of these sequels. If not the one they're working on now, then the third Transformers movie for sure.

 

[Dan]

I like how they give the most important and dangerous task to the civilian teenager. That's how the army works. "Son, you're a soldier now". Instant draft sucks don't it.

 

[Absinthe]

Shite.