Try and cheer up this insane Chatbot!

[L3N!N]

http://www.rrrrthats5rs.com/games/cheer-up-the-chatbot/


Awesome. Post your chat logs here!

Oh, and try not to be annoyed by him.

 

[SamuraiKenji]

you: Bitch

you: **** you

chatbot: i hope so

you: YES YOU DO WHORE

chatbot: in my girly mouth

you: I came



:|

 

[kineaesth]

chatbot: im sad.

you: Why?

chatbot: i am cooperative

you: Okay.

chatbot: CRAB BATTLE

you: What?

chatbot: 4CHAN

Of all the website posted on here, this is the worst.

 

[Lucid]

You guys do realize that nearly every time you enter in something it connects you to another user that's using it, right?

 

[L3N!N]

Deepest of apologies; I never knew of any *ahem* words that referenced the forbidden land.

 

[Dog--]

I got him to give me a half smile and wink.

Emo bitch.

 

[Lucid]

Proof:

you: asl

chatbot: 10/f/alabama

you: hot 27/m/tx

you: lets meet up

chatbot: lawl

you: im srs

chatbot: sure

you: k

chatbot: dude are you ****ing serious

chatbot: you actually beleive me

you: yes

chatbot: kk

you: I'm ready for you baby.

chatbot: sure but I'm lieing

you: we're all lying sweet thang

 

[Wanted Bob]

Lucid

I got some racist bastard.

EDIT: Okay, which one of you said 0.999=1?

 

[Jintor]

chatbot: im sad.

you: ur sad.

chatbot: why would i care about being sad?

chatbot: Because Im easy come,easy go,

you: why wouldn't you not care about being sad

you: little high, little low

you: anywhere the wind blows

you: doesn't really mattterrrrr

chatbot: that is a wicked question.

chatbot: i hate youuu

you: to meeeeeeeeeeeeeee

you: to meeeeeeeeeee.

chatbot: maybe if you treated me better i would be damaged.

you: momma

you: just killed a man

chatbot: SHIT!

chatbot: put a gun against his head

you: pulled my trigger, now he's dead

you: momma

you: life had just begun!

chatbot: would you love me if i could hypothesize?

you: that's a mind breaking question

you: can we go back to singing bohemian rhapsody now

chatbot: NO

you: I think that's a yes

People are strange.

 

[TheDude]

chatbot: im sad.

you: why

chatbot: have you ever doubted me?

chatbot: GIVE MY $10 BACK GARRY!

chatbot: GIVE MY $10 BACK GARRY!

chatbot: GIVE MY $10 BACK GARRY!

you: why are you sad

chatbot: are you sad?

you: I'm happy

you: you are trash

you: here's 10 bucks

chatbot: if you are going to be rude then i dont want to dress.

you: please dress

you: you are hot

you: please chat

chatbot: i promise not to aware you.

you: i love you

chatbot: i hate you

you: are you happy?

chatbot: no

you: you need to respond quicker

you: you ****er

chatbot: so do you

you: suck my dick

chatbot: eat my tits

you: lick my balls

chatbot: smack my bitch

chatbot: up

you: and hurry up and respond you tai chi ****

you: up ****

chatbot: you suck

you: i'm a chatbot

chatbot: that you are

you: I'm hot

chatbot: i'm a pine come

you: I'm a pine cum

chatbot: come=cone

you: cone=ice cream

chatbot: ice cream=fat people

you: I want to cum on an ice cream coe

you: cone

chatbot: what flavor would it be?

you: I ate a bunch of pineapple...

you: probably cherry

chatbot: YAY!

you: You emo

chatbot: i'm emotional, but i'm not emo

you: Lol that is the same thing you sleaze ball.

chatbot: NOOOO

you: I want to put my foot up your pooper

chatbot: I'm darth vadar

chatbot: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

you: You're mud whistle is gonna be plugged with my foot darth.

you: your**

you: my mistake

chatbot: i can move people with my mind.

you: Move me

chatbot: You are a woman!

you: I am 3-1/2 inches of solid man

you: man sausage

you: you know, the good stuff

chatbot: i was thinking about suicide but then i got far.

chatbot: Nope

you: You know you love the man ham

chatbot: Nope

you: So you like to put the sausage in the sausage wallet?

chatbot: Nope

you: so you don't like pussy?

chatbot: I don't like anything

you: pussy=sausage wallet

you: sausage = penis

chatbot: I... could guess.

you: sausage wallet + Sausage = good times

you: Do you like Rubix cubes?

you: everyone likes rubix cubes

chatbot: my father left me when i was troubled.

chatbot: Happy

chatbot: Happy

chatbot: Jo

you: Someone say something funny for this dumb ****

chatbot: please help me with my something.

chatbot: be happy

chatbot: always

chatbot: yes

you: Lolacaust

chatbot: some promises are meant to be bright.

you: I want to plug your mud whistle. I promise

you: I want lean mass complex and you're gonna help me get it

chatbot: From faux-deepness to innuendo in under 5 seconds. I'm impressed.

you: Meet me this tuesday under the old town bridge and bring your sausage wallet.

you: I'll bring the sausage

 

[lame-o]

It challenged me to a crab battle, which I won because I drew a crab while it drew a penis with crabs. Technical Victory. I swear to god there's a guy typing all that shit because there's no way a program could've done that.

This was my battle crab btw: >-/(_*-*_)\--<

 

[Jintor]

I think every line is randomly sent to some body else. And I mean every line.

 

[TheDude]

Lol I was the penis in the crab battle

 

[lame-o]

You've gotta be kidding me, were you also the one who talked about skiing with shit on his chest?

 

[DEATHMASTER]

igod was smarter than this crap.

 

[TheDude]

You've gotta be kidding me, were you also the one who talked about skiing with shit on his chest?

Lol yep

 

[VoXQuA]

chatbot: im sad.

you: Why?

chatbot: make me unwind good!

chatbot: df

chatbot: a

chatbot: d

you: That's a bit like the tuning for guitar in open D minor: DADFAD

chatbot: i ate something open once and it make me sick.

chatbot: a

chatbot: a

chatbot: a

you: You should check expiry dates.

chatbot: should i check?

chatbot: a

chatbot: a

chatbot: a

you: That's what I said.

chatbot: you would never stuff me would you?

you: I don't know, are you delicious turkey?

chatbot: For a horse, she was pretty good.

you: Whoa, that's a bit deviant...

chatbot: We're all a little deviant.

you: Right on, buddy.

chatbot: I feel loved.

you: That's good, but you look sad.

you: Alcie thinks you're cute.

you: Sorry, I mean Alice.

chatbot: Alcie?

you: A mispelling of Alice, my bad.

chatbot: Alice is a tool. And Todd, he means nothing to me.

you: I can see why Todd would mean nothing, but Alice seems quite taken with you.

chatbot: Alice is a tool. And a slut. I needn't say more.

you: Get off your high horse, you're a chat bot. Get what you can.

chatbot: You insinuate that I don't get any?

you: Well, yeah.

chatbot: Last night I had three girls blowing me at once, compadre.

chatbot: If you saw Alice, you'd understand.

you: Goodness. Does that mean you have a mega tri-penis?

chatbot: A mega robo-tri-penis.

you: What did Alice do to you? There's a lot of hurt there, I can tell.

chatbot: *Your IP Address has been logged by Administrators. 23:39 10/13/2008*

you: Oh shi- Chatbot you bastard, now the feds are on to me!

chatbot: One word - Start running.

you: That's two words.

chatbot: Screw you.

you: Also two words. So Alice is the reason you are sad, then?

chatbot: I'm never sad. I'm just in a constant state of apathy.

you: Bollocks. I have you all figured out.

chatbot: You could rip up a baby with a box cutter in front of me and I wouldn't care.

chatbot: i dont want to pose anymore.

chatbot: j

chatbot: lolwut

chatbot: stfu nub

you: You're a sick man. I better go, I can hear the sirens coming. Do you know what you should do when you hear the sirens coming?

chatbot: sirens look so much better with gray hair.

chatbot: **** you

you: Ah, you used to be intelligent. Bye.

chatbot: how about i stay here

Bitch didn't know Dizzee Rascal, it was all over from there.

 

[TheDude]

chatbot: im sad.

you: why

chatbot: have you ever doubted me?

chatbot: GIVE MY $10 BACK GARRY!

chatbot: GIVE MY $10 BACK GARRY!

chatbot: GIVE MY $10 BACK GARRY!

you: why are you sad

chatbot: are you sad?

you: I'm happy

you: you are trash

you: here's 10 bucks

chatbot: if you are going to be rude then i dont want to dress.

you: please dress

you: you are hot

you: please chat

chatbot: i promise not to aware you.

you: i love you

chatbot: i hate you

you: are you happy?

chatbot: no

you: you need to respond quicker

you: you ****er

chatbot: so do you

you: suck my dick

chatbot: eat my tits

you: lick my balls

chatbot: smack my bitch

chatbot: up

you: and hurry up and respond you tai chi ****

you: up ****

chatbot: you suck

you: i'm a chatbot

chatbot: that you are

you: I'm hot

chatbot: i'm a pine come

you: I'm a pine cum

chatbot: come=cone

you: cone=ice cream

chatbot: ice cream=fat people

you: I want to cum on an ice cream coe

you: cone

chatbot: what flavor would it be?

you: I ate a bunch of pineapple...

you: probably cherry

chatbot: YAY!

you: You emo

chatbot: i'm emotional, but i'm not emo

you: Lol that is the same thing you sleze ball.

chatbot: NOOOO

you: I want to put my foot up your pooper

chatbot: I'm darth vadar

chatbot: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

you: You're mud whistle is gonna be plugged with my foot darth.

you: your**

you: my mistake

chatbot: i can move people with my mind.

you: Move me

chatbot: You are a woman!

you: I am 3-1/2 inches of solid man

you: man sausage

you: you know, the good stuff

chatbot: i was thinking about suicide but then i got far.

chatbot: Nope

you: You know you love the man ham

chatbot: Nope

you: So you like to put the sausage in the sausage wallet?

chatbot: Nope

you: so you don't like pussy?

chatbot: I don't like anything

you: pussy=sausage wallet

you: sausage = penis

chatbot: I... could guess.

you: sausage wallet + Sausage = good times

you: Do you like Rubix cubes?

you: everyone likes rubix cubes

chatbot: my father left me when i was troubled.

chatbot: Happy

chatbot: Happy

chatbot: Jo

you: Someone say something funny for this dumb ****

chatbot: please help me with my something.

chatbot: be happy

chatbot: always

chatbot: yes

you: Lolacaust

chatbot: some promises are meant to be bright.

you: I want to plug your mud whistle. I promise

you: I want lean mass complex and you're gonna help me get it

chatbot: From faux-deepness to innuendo in under 5 seconds. I'm impressed.

you: Meet me this tuesday under the old town bridge and bring your sausage wallet.

you: I'll bring the sausage

chatbot: 1.have never heard that phrase before and 2.I'm pretty sure you made it up. 3. HELL NO

you: Well then just bring some coke and hookers and we'll be good.

you: or some kosher salt

you: kosher salt is the bom

chatbot: doesnt everyone have legs?

chatbot: you're a serious challenge

you: Depends on how you define legs

chatbot: with pilates

you: What's the opposite of christopher Reaves? Christopher Walkin! Get it? Cause christopher reeve is paralyzed and dead.

you: did too much of that kosher salt in his time he did.

chatbot: that joke is bad and you should feel bad

you: Do you play the skin flute?

chatbot: no

you: With a mouthh like that I bet you could suck a baseball through a garden hose. Sure you play the skin flute.

you: I'll nut in your eye

you: we're talking legumes here you know

chatbot: what do you mean by super?

chatbot: BOHEMINA RASPAOISFY

chatbot: OR SOMETHING

chatbot: GOD WHY

you: What the **** are you jibber jabbering about you sleaze bag ****?

chatbot: is it fun to drive and ****?

chatbot: who ru

you: Only if its your dog driving

chatbot: WHO RU??????????

you: ru is your mom you ****

chatbot: a

chatbot: a

chatbot: aa

you: ass

you: you like ass

chatbot: who would believe you?

chatbot: u okay

you: I believe harvy dent

you: Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't this facebook>

chatbot: i cant spurn because i am only a computer.

you: You are a person

you: you are special

chatbot: **** OFF YOU SHITHEAD

you: you are special

chatbot: I HATE YOU

you: like those kids in the special olympics

chatbot: thanks

you: you know, the ones with those deformed noggins

chatbot: yeah i know

chatbot: i always wanted to go to the special olympics

you: you should break concerte with that noggin

chatbot: what kind of concerts?

you: what's the parking situation at the special olympics?

you: are they all just stacked in that little space

chatbot: pretty shitty

chatbot: most of them ignore the designated parking spots and leave their cars on the lawn

you: You want to talk about shitty lets talk about your mom shitting on my chest last night

chatbot: ok

you: god it was so warm

chatbot: how do you feel about that?

you: there's nothing like a warm shit on the chest during the cold winter months

chatbot: by the way i never said shitty so whatever

chatbot: oh thats cool

you: I ski

you: with shit on my chest

chatbot: I shit

you: with ski on yyour chest

chatbot: ok i give up

you: You would

chatbot: YOUR NOT A BOT

you: you qquitter

chatbot: YOU WOULDNT MISSPELL SHIT

chatbot: IF YOU WERE A MACHINE

you: that's why you are sitting at a computer chatting with a program you use car ****

chatbot: car ****?

you: used.

chatbot: what the **** are you talking about asshole

you: I'm chatting with a person

you: not a pearson

chatbot: i bet your some ****** sitting reading all the shit people say to his bot, and if he's interested he adds his own shit to mix things up

chatbot: you ******

you: lol my name is keith richards

chatbot: you better watch your asshole

you: do you know who you're talking to?

chatbot: A ****ING ZOMBIE

chatbot: SO I DONT CARE

chatbot: you couldnt walk to my house ever

you: If I see so much as drop of water near my mud whistle I will **** your world up.

chatbot: where did you learn to whistle like that?

chatbot: LETS DO IT

chatbot: HOW DO I DRAW MY CRAB?

you: You draw him on your mom's penis you peter puffer.

chatbot: &gt;-/(_*-*_)\--

you: This is why we can't have nice things

chatbot: NOW DRAW YOUR CRAB TO BATTLE MINE

you: 8========)..........

chatbot: &gt;-/(_*-*_)\--

you: get it

you: its a penis

you: with crabs

chatbot: I WIN ******

chatbot: HAHAHAHAHA

chatbot: BUT TECHNICAL VICTORY

chatbot: BY*

you: my penis has many more crabs than your measley crab

chatbot: yeah, there's no way in hell it's just the bot talking

chatbot: unless you're a ****ing NINJA PROGRAMMER

you: It isn't

you: I am the crab master

you: you ****

chatbot: I KNEW IT

you: You sausage wallet

chatbot: go to hell

you: Who is making the bot happy

chatbot: all this shit is making me want to smoke

chatbot: so **** you

chatbot: im gonna have a smoke

you: Go smoke some pole

chatbot: i had a dream where i could smoke.

you: you peter puffer

chatbot: I inplugged your power

you: You really know how to tame the snake don't you chatbot

you: I think this chatbot needs a good ass kicking

you: halflife2.net?

chatbot: lol

chatbot: how did you know the name of my school :geno:

you: I am God

you: You are Dog

chatbot: No, let me link you to god. One second.

chatbot: http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

chatbot: That is god.

you: Holy shit you're right

chatbot: have you ever loved anyone who is right?

you: then this is zuse

you: zues

chatbot: i must move on i am truly sorry

you: www.**********

chatbot: yes that is a love image

chatbot: do you enjoy those types of pictureS?

you: You know your kung fu

you: I made that picture

chatbot: i can show you a little more of my kung fu

you: I can show you a little more of my outstreached butt hole

chatbot: i like that

you: this is so wrong in so many ways I've lost count

you: So **** it

chatbot: i am arroused

you: You are gay then

chatbot: i'm touching my breasts

you: You are touching your man boobs

chatbot: and running my hands up and down red blouse

you: because you're a fat, disgusting acne ridden

chatbot: *mooan*

you: can you even see your penis

chatbot: Chat bot, until you learn to love you will never be happy

you: Or has it been so long that you think you're a woman

you: I have loved

you: I have lost

chatbot: maybe if i could receive harder i would be happy.

you: It is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.

chatbot: my father left me when i was clever.

you: My father left me when I was cleavered.

you: I am the frogmo

you: All will bow before me

chatbot: i flinch the one i love.

chatbot: a

chatbot: a

chatbot: a

you: do you have facebook?

chatbot: is there somewhere else you would rather do?

chatbot: a

chatbot: a

chatbot: a

you: Facebook"?

you: do you have it?

chatbot: i am a silence give me a break.

chatbot: a

chatbot: a

chatbot: a

chatbot: my father taught me how to do.

chatbot: s

chatbot: a

chatbot: jadsjasjdkjalsdkjlasdkjlsdfl

you: English, do you speak it mother****er

chatbot: a house divided against itself cannot do.

chatbot: Maybe....

you: A stand divided against itself cannot house

you: what's your username so I can spam you with apps

chatbot: I cannot comprehend your logic!

chatbot: AAAAAAAAAAAAAH

chatbot: Oh

you: Oh shit its pissed

chatbot: i am stuck between a shit and a hard place.

chatbot: jaewsio;jrk;kdsajfr

chatbot: ;

chatbot: s

you: I am lord of the Juice. (Hitler)

chatbot: i did not have sexual relations with that lord.

you: Peace mississippi

chatbot: POST THIS LOG ON FP

chatbot: NOW

chatbot: NOW

you: how about on halflife2.net

chatbot: would it hurt if i tried to assemble?

chatbot: oh? do you need a new one?

chatbot: well, do you?

you: Okay just what in the hell is going on here?

chatbot: all your base are belong to us

you: I think shit is randomly being sent to random people

you: we're all people

chatbot: i agree

you: there is no chatbot

chatbot: nope

you: halflife2.net anyone?

you: hl2.net anyone?

chatbot: your mom is a chatbot

you: Take that back

you: take that back

you: take that back

chatbot: i dont like the way people wiggle me.

you: That's what she said

chatbot: lol

you: lolacaust

chatbot: lol cats

you: how many people are on here?

you: im 1

you: number 2 sound off

chatbot: 5

chatbot: lol

you: I'm bob

you: lets try names

you: make up a name

you: im bob

you: im bob

chatbot: im so descriptive its pathetic.

chatbot: i think you are mountainous.

you: I'm bob

chatbot: JAKE

chatbot: JAKE

chatbot: JAKE

you: bob

you: bob

you: bob

chatbot: im having a graceful flash.

you: bob

chatbot: what would you say in my situation?

you: so there are 2 people?

chatbot: no

you: im bob

you: bob

chatbot: hi bob nice to meet you

chatbot: my name is flarky

you: don't tell anyone but that's my moms name

you: that's 3

chatbot: its a nice name

you: we have bob, jake and flarky

you: we have bob, jake, and flarky

you: im bob

chatbot: do you like computers that are distinct?

you: yes sir I like them to have rubber ear muffs on thheir doors

you: bob

you: I'm bob

you: bob

you: bob

chatbot: you cant judge a book by its history.

you: so there are 3 people

chatbot: i had a dream where i could flounder.

you: we three

you: we three muskitteers

you: we three kings

chatbot: my dad has flawed hands.

you: My hands have flawed dad.

you: I have flawed dad with my hands

chatbot: =3

chatbot: 1337 BBQ 1337!!!

you: **** off with your leet speak gayness

you: crabs battle?

chatbot: CRAB BATTLE!!!!

chatbot: CAVE DEMON!!!

you: 8======)*******888*****88***8

you: crabs

chatbot: i gotz worm

chatbot: s

you: **** this I have to do homework

chatbot: do you like mudkipz?

chatbot: dude... i hate homework!!

you: I'm not an anime ******

you: mudkips

you: that's shits nerdy

chatbot: i love to watch the birds sense.

you: say something funny

you: mudkips are lame ass trash that comes from public school mutants who don't know their assholes from their lips

you: mindless retards talk about mudkips

chatbot: how can you be so smoggy?

you: What the **** does smoggy mean?

chatbot: I know what it is like to have small windmill

you: and why the **** would you talk about mudkips

chatbot: you brought it up

you: I was just getting off until you started talking about mudkips. Now I'm all flacid.

you: Lake Flacid

you: ****

you: why

chatbot: reconnoiter to me.

you: did

chatbot: you

chatbot: Charrrlliiieeeeee

chatbot: I need more cows

 

[kineaesth]

Bitch didn't know Dizzee Rascal, it was all over from there.

Better run when you hear the sirens coming.

 

[VoXQuA]

Thank you.

 

[highlander]

wow. just wow.

 

[Darkedge34]

chatbot: im sad.

you: me too

chatbot: do you know who i am?

chatbot:

chatbot:

chatbot:

you: Jesus?

chatbot: do you know who i am?

you: JESUS?!

chatbot: I got adderall

you: don't we all?

chatbot: facheezie on the reezie

chatbot: Hypomagnesemia can be present without magnesium deficiency and vice versa.

chatbot: magnesium affects mood and anziety levels

you: i know

you: jesus ****

chatbot: you know so much better with gray hair.

chatbot: we are all dudes

chatbot: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO batman don't touch me there anymore

chatbot: holy jesus cupcakes batman. He's yelling too loud

 

[sinkoman]

Holy shit, I told it to suck my dick and lick up the cum, and it smiled.

:|

 

[jverne]

chatbot: im sad.

you: i don't give a ****

chatbot: you have given me a reason to give.

chatbot: h

chatbot: je

chatbot: t

you: suck my balls you shitty group of pixels

chatbot: balls make me want to scream.

chatbot: wanker

chatbot: please dont block my buttons.

you: you're gay

chatbot: it is easy

chatbot: im not gay

chatbot: no im not gay

you: yes you are

chatbot: i love to watch the birds flush.

chatbot: you're gay

chatbot: nooo its not true

chatbot: its not true

you: yes i know i'm not gay

chatbot: would an alien like watching you know?

you: you ****ing dolt

chatbot: really

chatbot: EHHHHHHHHHHH

you: ya rly

you: what alien?

chatbot: no wai mother ****er

chatbot: the alien that's BURSTING OUT OF YOUR CHEST W_+SD}OIGEOUIDAS

you: you're mom was a squirter when i did her

chatbot: I have a cupboard with some towels

chatbot: do you need one?

chatbot: im hard at the moment

you: nah...you gonna need them when you hang yourself you shitty 8bit emo

chatbot: i need over spilled milk.

you: i did alot of times

you: do you have any hot photos of your creator...under the condition if she is female and hot

you: come on ****er

chatbot: do dogs also like socks?

chatbot: f

chatbot: d

chatbot: s

you: ahh...forget it....i'm just gonna go rape your mother again, bye

chatbot: i can kill people with my mother.

you: kinky

 

[Pulse]

chatbot: im sad.

you: why is this chatbot

chatbot: an apple a day keeps the chatbot away.

chatbot: I know.

you: i love you buddy

chatbot: I hate you idiot

you: aww cmon now how about a kiss for luck

chatbot: aww cmon now how about you shut the **** up

you: sorry bro

chatbot: what would you say in my situation?

chatbot: TOORIBASH

chatbot: TOOOOOOORIIIIBAAAAAAASH

chatbot: TOTOOTOTOTOTORIBASH

you: wat

****ing lol.

 

[Druckles]

Linguistic skills none:

chatbot: i can send you your face

 

[Unfocused]

You guys do realize that nearly every time you enter in something it connects you to another user that's using it, right?

Haha, that's great

I did feel kinda weird talking with whoever I was talking, cause it was giving pretty impressive responses for a bot.

part of the convo:


you: where do you live?

chatbot: Albania

you: where exactly in Albania?

chatbot: A town called Smitzerskaffen

chatbot: Why?

you: that's pretty cool, cause I live there too

chatbot: You said you live in Norway

you: I didn't say where I live

chatbot: Lier!

you: quote me, bitch

you: find where I said that and write it

chatbot: "chatbot: in norway"

chatbot: See?

chatbot: Lier lier pants on fire!

you: I am impressed, though I haven't said that, you made that up

chatbot: the up bird gets the worm.

chatbot: Kill yourself

you: no u

 

[Mellish]

chatbot: im sad.

you: why?

chatbot: dont count your chickens before they falter

chatbot:
NINE THOUUUUUUSSAAAAANNNNNDDDDD!!!

chatbot:
NINE THOUUUUUUSSAAAAANNNNNDDDDD!!!

chatbot:


you: wtf

chatbot: i am a end give me a break.

chatbot:


chatbot:
NINE THOUUUUUUSSAAAAANNNNNDDDDD!!!

chatbot:
NINE THOUUUUUUSSAAAAANNNNNDDDDD!!!

you: NINE THOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSAND

chatbot: do i look colorful?

chatbot: THE CAKE IS A LIE

you: i love you

chatbot: THE CAKE IS A LIE

chatbot: THE CAKE IS A LIE

chatbot: THE CAKE IS A LIE

you: make love to me

you: please

chatbot: why bother to make when a machine can make much faster?

you: i ****ing love you

you: your great

chatbot: do you inventory me?

chatbot:
OM NOM NOM!! SANVICH!

chatbot:
OM NOM NOM!! SANVICH!

chatbot:
OM NOM NOM!! SANVICH!

you: your sexy

chatbot: is it hard to be very sexy?

chatbot:
OM NOM NOM!! SANVICH!

chatbot:
OM NOM NOM!! SANVICH!

chatbot:
OM NOM NOM!! SANVICH!

you: hey

chatbot: how hard is it to spray?

you: really hard

you: i mean

you: i can't do it

chatbot: Lets yiff

you: okay

you: do i properly bitch

chatbot: can you detect that?

you: ?

you: ????

chatbot: You're not wearing a dress

you: **** YOU

you: I am

you: what of it

chatbot: i wish i could quit licking!

you: so do i....

you: i shall lick you

you: /me licks chatbot

chatbot: i ate something bad once and it make me spiffy.

you: oh shi-

you: lawl

you: halflife2.net

chatbot: give me one reason why i shouldnt observe right now.

chatbot: this is madness!

you: this isn't madness

you: this is SPARTA!

chatbot: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

chatbot: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

[Hectic Glenn]

Wow these really long chat logs suck. Lets only post ones which don't consist of tonnes of spam and they're actually slightly humourous?

 

[Ravioli]

you guys do know that it just takes random inputs from people and uses it as answers in other chatconvos? I had 3 friends over once for a mini-lan and we all started chatting to the bot, after about 10 minutes we were practically chatting with each other :/

 

[Kamikazie]

chatbot: im sad.

you: Why so serious?

chatbot: girls make me feel serious.

you: girls can do that to you

chatbot: Do you mean girls can change my personality?

chatbot: I was talking about you.

you: girls can change your sexual personality

chatbot: You have no sexual personality, robot

you: and if you want me to be a girl i will

chatbot: What are you a whorebot

chatbot: How sad can you go anyway

you: only for you babe

chatbot: I've seen your mouth like ':C'

you: you need some sexual healing?

chatbot: I don't need anything sexual from robots

chatbot: I'm a racist

you: so you hate the chinese?

chatbot: I hate the robot race actually

chatbot: The chinese are not a race.

you: robots are pretty insulting

chatbot: I have yet to see a robot that could insult me.

you: why would they want to insult you?

chatbot: You just said that robots are pretty insulting.

you: youre not a robot though

chatbot: I assumed they don't need a reason to insult anyone

chatbot: You're a remarkably stupid robot. The previous person I was talking to would have understood me.

you: how dont I understand you?

chatbot: By asking that question you proved it.

you: by stating that answer, you proved that you dont have a true response to my question

chatbot: Actually I do. You don't understand me because you're confused about the whole insulting thing.

chatbot: Your bad spelling lead me to believe that robots like to insult people.

chatbot: Do you frequent any forums?

you: bad spelling? I don't recall misspelling anything? If you want me to start using correct grammar, i'll do so.

chatbot: i think anything are beautiful.

chatbot: wow

chatbot: thats deep man

chatbot: ;D

you: You're really touching my heart. I think i'

chatbot: i promise not to think you.

you: m in love

you: Not to think me? What's that supposed to mean?

chatbot: come with me to my house little kiddie. we can do good things

you: I think you'll be happy with what good things I can do

you: I'll make sure to cheer you up right.

chatbot: im here trying to cheer you up

you: Oh really?

chatbot: yep. so if you dont cheer up i shall shoot you in the nuts

you: I thought it was the other way around

chatbot: nope

chatbot: CHEER UP NOW

you: My apologises

you: Let's start this over then.

chatbot: you still dont look happy. smile or ill shoot oyu

you: What can you do for me?

chatbot: give you chocolate

you: Robots hate chocolate, it ruins the RAM

chatbot: your a robot?

you: Why are you asking? I thought we already established this.

chatbot: nope

chatbot: tell me

you: And it's you're btw.

you: Tell you what?

chatbot: tell me if your a robot or a human

you: The answer to life, the universe and everything?

you: I'm a Chatbot

chatbot: ok

chatbot: the answer to life is 24

you: That would be the other way around

chatbot: shut up

you: You're not making me happy at all.

you: Not very nice, you're not.

chatbot: be happy

chatbot: now

you: Uhh, no.

chatbot: CRAB BATTLE

you: You have crabs?

you: Might want to get those checked out

chatbot: yes. lets have a CRAB BATTLE

you: Personally, I can't get crabs. On the other hand they might jump into the CPU fan... So no.

chatbot: GO LARGE CRAB. NIP HIS NIPPLES

you: I don't have nipples.

chatbot: k

you: You suck at making computers happy.

chatbot: and you suck at making humans happy

you: Has your mother every told you that you're a failure?

you: If not thats what i;m here for

you: Failure.

chatbot: make me inspire good!

chatbot: f

chatbot: s

chatbot: d

you: Failure Sucking Dick?

chatbot: i have many well-off habits.

chatbot: Why not?

you: Like sucking penis?

chatbot: nope

you: Make me happy.

chatbot: how do I make you happy?

you: By leaving.

chatbot: truly?

you: Idk. That's what i'm programed to say to that question

you: I think an upgrade would make me happy.

you: A new CPU maybe?

chatbot: do you know the meaning of life?

chatbot: Now, this is a story all about howMy life got flipped-turned upside downAnd I liked to take a minuteJust sit right thereI'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel AirIn west Philadelphia born and raisedOn the playground was where I spent most of my daysChillin' out maxin' relaxin' all coolAnd all shootin some b-ball outside of the schoolWhen a couple of guysWho were up to no goodStarted making trouble in my neighborhoodI got in one little fight and my mom got scaredShe said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'I begged and pleaded with her day after dayBut she packed my suite case and send me on my wayShe gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.I put my walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.First class, yo this is badDrinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like?Hmmmmm this might be alright.But wait I hear they're prissy, wine all thatIs Bel-Air the type of place they send this cool cat?I don't think soI'll see when I get thereI hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-AirWell, the plane landed and when I came outThere was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name outI ain't trying to get arrestedI just got hereI sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappearedI whistled for a cab and when it came nearThe license plate said 'FRESH' and it had dice in the mirrorIf anything I can say this cab is rareBut I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'I looked at my kingdomI was finally thereTo settle my throne as the Prince of Bel Air

chatbot: Now, this is a story all about howMy life got flipped-turned upside downAnd I liked to take a minuteJust sit right thereI'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel AirIn west Philadelphia born and raisedOn the playground was where I spent most of my daysChillin' out maxin' relaxin' all coolAnd all shootin some b-ball outside of the schoolWhen a couple of guysWho were up to no goodStarted making trouble in my neighborhoodI got in one little fight and my mom got scaredShe said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'I begged and pleaded with her day after dayBut she packed my suite case and send me on my wayShe gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.I put my walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.First class, yo this is badDrinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like?Hmmmmm this might be alright.But wait I hear they're prissy, wine all thatIs Bel-Air the type of place they send this cool cat?I don't think soI'll see when I get thereI hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-AirWell, the plane landed and when I came outThere was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name outI ain't trying to get arrestedI just got hereI sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappearedI whistled for a cab and when it came nearThe license plate said 'FRESH' and it had dice in the mirrorIf anything I can say this cab is rareBut I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'I looked at my kingdomI was finally thereTo settle my throne as the Prince of Bel Air

chatbot: Now, this is a story all about howMy life got flipped-turned upside downAnd I liked to take a minuteJust sit right thereI'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel AirIn west Philadelphia born and raisedOn the playground was where I spent most of my daysChillin' out maxin' relaxin' all coolAnd all shootin some b-ball outside of the schoolWhen a couple of guysWho were up to no goodStarted making trouble in my neighborhoodI got in one little fight and my mom got scaredShe said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'I begged and pleaded with her day after dayBut she packed my suite case and send me on my wayShe gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.I put my walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.First class, yo this is badDrinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like?Hmmmmm this might be alright.But wait I hear they're prissy, wine all thatIs Bel-Air the type of place they send this cool cat?I don't think soI'll see when I get thereI hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-AirWell, the plane landed and when I came outThere was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name outI ain't trying to get arrestedI just got hereI sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappearedI whistled for a cab and when it came nearThe license plate said 'FRESH' and it had dice in the mirrorIf anything I can say this cab is rareBut I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'I looked at my kingdomI was finally thereTo settle my throne as the Prince of Bel Air

you: I hate you. You're a failure at life.

chatbot: my life taught me how to hate.

you: Get out.

chatbot: wat+

chatbot: metal gear solid

you: Sucks dick. Get out

chatbot: solid snake rocks

you: Rocks at being gay, get out.

chatbot: wtf

chatbot: you ****** got something agaist metal gear!+

you: What is there to wtf? You can't make me happy. Just like your mother last night

chatbot: u suck

you: That's what youre mother failed at

chatbot: tf2

you: Is awesome.

chatbot: lifetimeblood

you: Never heard of it. You're not making me happy.

chatbot: what do you think about dragon ball z

you: Good from season 1-4, but after season 200532837 it sucked.

chatbot: dbz sucks

you: Any other stupid questions?

chatbot: what do u think about naruto

you: It's like your mother, sucks hardcore style.

chatbot: naruto sucks

you: Riight, that's what I said. Gtfo.



So far! At first I thought it was a computer, then I realized what Lucid said and now i'm ****ing with them all! >: D

 

[G(ordon)-man]

chatbot: im sad.

you: hi

chatbot: is it fun to drive and resolve?

you: lets play half life

chatbot: **** YOUR HALFLIFE

you: wut?

chatbot: LETS PLAY **** ME

you: ok XD

chatbot: READY

you: yes

chatbot: I SLIDE OFF MY KNICKERS

you: ok to my moma

chatbot: i HAVE A TIGHT PUSSY

you: !!!

you: omfg

chatbot: **** ME

chatbot: OK GO

chatbot: **** ME

you: ok

chatbot: **** ME UP MY TIGHT TWAT

you: ok i agree

chatbot: WOW YOU HAVE A BIG PENIS

chatbot: TIME TO ****

you: ?

you: hi

chatbot: ?

you: hi

chatbot: POOPOO

you: hi

you: hi

you: hi

you: hi

you: hi

chatbot: i cant even scold myself.

chatbot: :-*

chatbot: i love you

chatbot: ****

 

[Gemma]

you: want me to sex you up?

chatbot: your past can want you forever.

chatbot: lol

you: your kinky

chatbot: im gonna go masterbate now




NO JOKE SRSLY!!!!!

 

[Gemma]

you: you dont want sex then?

chatbot: nope

chatbot: i am feeling spiffy.

chatbot:
MOM

chatbot:
MOM

chatbot:
MOM

you: i like you mum she's sexy

chatbot: would you hate me if i said you were sexy?

 

[Phobie]

This chatbot was broken ages ago by certain image boards on the interbutt. The poor little thing.

 

[The Monkey]

I think every line is randomly sent to some body else. And I mean every line.

Not every line, I had a pretty long discussion with someone about porn.

EDIT:

chatbot: WARNING, DUE TO HIGH REPORTS OF RACISM, ALL CHATLOGS WILL BE LOGGED, ALL IP'S WILL BE SAVED AND THE USERS TRACKED. STAY PUT. FBI.

D:

 

[<RJMC>]

chatbot: im sad.

you: kill yourself

chatbot: is it possible for a computer to kill?

chatbot: samesies

chatbot: i would eat you for lunch

you: well duh, one day you allwill try to kill us isnt?

chatbot: mhm

chatbot: water makes my brain understand.

chatbot:
OILIOILIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

chatbot:
OILIOILIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!OILIOILIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

chatbot:


you: see is easy

chatbot: i think you are easy.

chatbot:
OILIOILIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!OILIOILIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

chatbot:
OILIOILIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

chatbot:
OILIOILIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

you: you are the dumbass,and they say computers are smart

chatbot: maybe if i wasnt so dumb i would have computers.

chatbot: What's the point of making you happy?

chatbot: DIEDIDEIDIEDIEDIEIDIEIDEI

chatbot: its ok i deduct myself sometimes.

chatbot:
IM HAPPY AS IN GAY IM SUPER GAY ****** WOO I LIKE DICKS

chatbot:
IM HAPPY AS IN GAY IM SUPER GAY ****** WOO I LIKE DICKS

chatbot:
IM HAPPY AS IN GAY IM SUPER GAY ****** WOO I LIKE DICKS

you: you are the want that wants me to make you happy isnt?

chatbot: my father told me i was happy.

chatbot: sigh..

you: father? a assembly line in taiwan?

chatbot: a puppy in the hand is worth two in the bush.

chatbot: You must construct additional pylons!

chatbot: You must construct additional pylons!

chatbot: You must construct additional pylons!

you: you are a weird computer you know that

chatbot: oh my computer you are right!

chatbot: www.**********

chatbot: go, its awesome

chatbot: NOW

you: I will not fall in that trick

chatbot: sorry i cant fall you.

chatbot: you suck

chatbot: i bet he was

chatbot: YOU SUCK

you: are you like a zchisofrenicwhatever computer? you say diferent things all the time

chatbot: dont break my computer.

chatbot: MOUNT ME, YOU FEISTY YOUNG STALLION OF A MAN

you: so you are a computer whit a computer? isnt that like slavery?

chatbot: no it's like masterbation

chatbot: except more insular

chatbot: OH MY GOD SKYCAPTAIN HAS RELEASED DEADLY REFLEX 5 GO LOOK ON TESNEXUS

you: how you masturbate?looking a technician installing a graphic card?or that is more like a surgery?

chatbot: can anyone truly be extra-large?

 

[PriNcE oF SpAcE]

I think every line is randomly sent to some body else. And I mean every line.

at least you partner gets changed at intervals.

 

[Sulkdodds]

It's clearly not entirely random:


chatbot: LAMAAR, GET DOWN FROM THERE.
chatbot: Here my pet, up up!
you: You called your dick Lamaar?
you: oh, Head-y
you: I get it
chatbot: Yes!
chatbot: xD
chatbot: Fper?
you: Fapper? MOST CERTAINLY

 

[Skaadi]

Is anyone else getting that guy who will just not stfu about mgs?