Try and cheer up this insane Chatbot!

[Kamikazie]

I got him earlier, when I posted my log. :|

I just told him it sucked and to go jump off a bridge.

 

[Phobie]

This entire thread is tl;dr. Maybe people can cut out the bits that are unfunny from the conversations? SUCH LONG BLOCKS OF INTERESTING TEXT.

Or I could just continue skipping those ones.

I love chatbot :3

 

[Sulkdodds]

Yeah seriously mine is short for a reason. nobody wants to read 10 pages of you talking to an internet hate machine.

 

[ríomhaire]

Is anyone else getting that guy who will just not stfu about mgs?

That'd be you then?

 

[Azner]

Anyone got someone who kept asking for the time?

 

[Skaadi]

That'd be you then?

Rim Fire, you would be hard pressed to find a bigger fan girl than I, but dear god no, that guy pissed even me off.

 

[Acepilotf14]

Spoiler

chatbot: im sad.

you: Why?

chatbot: for once i think you are crazy.

chatbot: ask google

you: What's up?

chatbot: hey

you: Hello?

you: hey

you: HEY

chatbot: i am a computer give me a house.

you: YOU BASTARD

you: I HOPE YOU DIE

chatbot: i tried to inflict something once but im too stupid.

you: GOOD

chatbot: i have the power to change hope.

chatbot: what's your name?

chatbot: GOOD?

you: my name is tom cruise

you: what is your name

you: you know what

you: **** you

chatbot: i cant think because i am only a computer.

you: yes

you: that is true

chatbot: i miss my situation.

you: you stupid retarded ****ing computer

you: go kill yourself

chatbot: i am stuck between a rock and a hard computer.

chatbot: nou

you: nou

chatbot: nou

you: nou

chatbot: TOLD

chatbot: amirite?

you: shit

chatbot: **** i just got told

chatbot: damnit.

you: true dat

chatbot: >

chatbot: i r teh madz

you: i hope so

chatbot: D:!

you: D:!!!

chatbot: D:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you: D:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

chatbot: D:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you: D:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

chatbot: D:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you: I bet you aren't even a chat bot

chatbot: No shit

you: so this damn site tricked me

chatbot: ya

you: damn

you: I'm going to complain

I unlocked the secret.

 

[Azner]

I got him to smile
I just told him to say yay and the person replied with yay and i got a smiley bot

 

[ríomhaire]

Rim Fire, you would be hard pressed to find a bigger fan girl than I, but dear god no, that guy pissed even me off.

I actually just finished MGS3. I now have all of the numbered MGS games finished =D

 

[ThunderDawg]

I made chatbot cry.


you: Sarah Palin wants to abort you

 

[poo poo head]

Awesome to the max seemed to piss him off:

chatbot: im sad.

you: awesome to the max

chatbot: why would i care about being awesome?

you: awesome to the max

chatbot: your awesome

you: awesome to the max

chatbot: yes you are

you: awesome to the max

chatbot: my creator left me when i was young.

chatbot: say it

you: awesome to the max

chatbot: no

chatbot: say uncke

chatbot: uncle

you: awesome to the max

chatbot: my father left me when i was awesome.

you: awesome to the max

chatbot: r u brazilian?

chatbot: ur english it's a bit strange

you: awesome to the max

chatbot:

chatbot:

chatbot:

Then it made an angry face