Try this test to see if you're retarded

[CptStern]

it only works if you do it in public in front of friends or complete strangers



so how'd you do?

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

I got a rock.

 

[DEATHMASTER]

I'm too scared to try. My thumb might fall off!

 

[Yuri]

i dont like you

 

[Rizzo]

I knocked 2 of my teeth out.

Also this thread is retarded.

 

[Gargantou]

Also this thread is retarded.

What does that make Stern?

 

[Acepilotf14]

I don't understand, how does this make you retarded?

 

[MJ12]

Get it guys? Get it?! If you do it, it makes you look retarded! Lolol! Good post Stern!!!

 

[Escaep]

I think I took this test in like 4th grade.

 

[CptStern]

i dont like you

did you come to that realization before or after I made you do something that makes you look like you're sucking dick?



YOU'RE ALL PRETENDING TO SUCK DICK


it's a slow afternoon

 

[Ren.182]

Get it guys? Get it?! If you do it, it makes you look retarded! Lolol! Good post Stern!!!

lol

My thumb hurts.

 

[Acepilotf14]

I thought stern was the oldest one here, are we sure he's not 14

 

[Warped]

what if you were all ready dizzy before you started? I just ran a mile and slightly after I hate a big meal and drank a lot.

 

[No Limit]

Yeah, goddamn it Stern. I was just reading such quality material as a discussion as to which is better: eating poop or sleeping in a bed of spiders and I come by this garbage. I'll never get these 2 minutes of my life back which could have clearly been much better spent.

 

[CptStern]

and to think I wasted my time reading your post No Limit when I could have been dream ****ing

 

[Dekstar]

It doesn't look like I'm sucking dick. I've sucked dick before and it looks nothing like that.

 

[CptStern]

you should hold an impromptu seminar on how to properly suck a dick. I'd come


:naughty:

 

[Dekstar]

Webcam 5, 10 minutes. Be there or be not dick-sucking-gods.

 

[Dinnesch]

I followed the instructions in the image, it didn't work, then I read the text underneath it and laughed.

 

[Raziaar]

did you come to that realization before or after I made you do something that makes you look like you're sucking dick?



YOU'RE ALL PRETENDING TO SUCK DICK


it's a slow afternoon

The way I'm tapping my thumb to my teeth absolutely does NOT look like i'm doing that motion. Stupid joke because it failed.

 

[StarBob]

It doesn't make you look retarded or like you're sucking dick.. it looks like you have a problem with your teeth.

 

[kineaesth]

Incredible!