uh... damn

CptStern said:
dont forget homemade flamethrowers, large pointy sticks and garbage can lids ..they're the weapons of choice for school fights/civilian unrest
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Hahaha...I still can't get over that picture of the riot police falling off the ladder, they remind me of the Keystone Kops.
 
Stuff a replica handgun down your pants with just the handle visible, hidden under your top. When they start on you, just lift your top to reveal the handgun, and state that it's really not in their best interests to stir any shit.
 
I also recommend you to just tell these morons to grow the **** up. I mean jesus...I didn't know kids still actually do these kind of things, like in every teen movie
 
I can't believe this thread has gone for 3 pages now and the word "Bel-Air" has not been spoken once.
 
Let's just say I have some really tough friends. All of a sudden everyone was a pussy. God my mates are legends.
 
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I think it's appropriate.
 
suicide is your only option I'm afraid OR Give sdome kidsmoney too protect You.
 
Steven said:
Let's just say I have some really tough friends. All of a sudden everyone was a pussy. God my mates are legends.
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Nice :D

Also, I don't see how it is, Llama. Your name is starting to seem that way to me though.
 
Bad^Hat said:
Nice :D

Also, I don't see how it is, Llama. Your name is starting to seem that way to me though.
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Well, we have a person here that brags about various criminal activities (Including keeping CP) on an internet forum. Next we see him telling us how worried he is that he's going to get hurt, oh noes!
Then, just to round it off we have him go back to his normal boastful self, except this time it's about how tough and bad his friends are.

-.- Give me a break
 
Steven said:
Let's just say I have some really tough friends. All of a sudden everyone was a pussy. God my mates are legends.
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Now you're back on top go break some faces
 
Llama said:
Well, we have a person here that brags about various criminal activities (Including keeping CP) on an internet forum. Next we see him telling us how worried he is that he's going to get hurt, oh noes!
Then, just to round it off we have him go back to his normal boastful self, except this time it's about how tough and bad his friends are.

-.- Give me a break
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Cool on the Internet!
 
Tell the cops or the administration. Trust me, I've been in this situation before, and I wish I would've told the administration first.
 
Dont tell the cops or administration. All that will happen is at most one person will be suspended. What that results in is the people being much more pissed off. Cops and administration are only good for dealing punishment, not prevention.

Also, dont bring a weapon. Because then they will feel the need to ambush you can beat you to the point where you cant even pull the trigger. Plus they might get a hold of it... and that equals someone dying.

Best course of action is hanging with your friends. Yeah they may be pussies and not go to fight with you, but if you keep tagging along with them then they might have to fight with you to save themselves. If they are pussying out, then just force yourself on them until the thing blows over. If they are going to someone's house, go with them, not back to your own place alone. Also, I wouldnt worry about it in school... if anything happens then it will be outside of school with a less chance of them getting caught.

And one more thing, dont let them know you are scared. If you walk past them in the hall then turn to your friend and tell a joke and laugh. Pretend you never even noticed any of this going on. If they find out you are scared then they will know your a bitch, and they will enjoy it that much more. Let em know you dont give a shit about them.


EDIT: oh snap... this was started yesterday. I guess that means im too late to help. Hope you are ok Steven. Dont know what we would do without your putin face everywhere.
 
Steven said:
Let's just say I have some really tough friends. All of a sudden everyone was a pussy. God my mates are legends.
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Good on ya Putin!!! :D

...didn't do anything too sinister did ya mate? :angel:
 
he probably gave out Putin flyers to the bad guys
 
He probably got beaten to shit. He hasnt posted back yet.
 
Llama said:
Well, we have a person here that brags about various criminal activities (Including keeping CP) on an internet forum. Next we see him telling us how worried he is that he's going to get hurt, oh noes!
Then, just to round it off we have him go back to his normal boastful self, except this time it's about how tough and bad his friends are.

-.- Give me a break
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Ah yes, thanks Llama - now I remember - the guy who thinks it's cool to brag about having child pornography and other reprehensible activities. I would go into further detail about your stupid attention-whoring antics Steven, but it seems that some of the moderation team here actually supports child porn etc, and doesn't like anyone to talk badly of people who proudly brag about it, or lock any threads that attempt to glorify it as a "cool, rebellious" thing. Yes, when Steven did his original bragging about child porn, I told him how stupid he was to be trying to get attention by acting like he had child porn and it was cool - Yet I was the one who got an infraction, and his thread was left as a monument supporting the behaviour of paedophiles everywhere. So I will just say this: You deserve a hiding. I only wish I knew what school you went to so I could get a notice about your proud list of "achievements" out there. When I was at school, there was no such thing as the internet, so people like you had to "brag" their sick, made up crap face-to-face, and then take the immediate inevitable beating. You sound like you could benefit from similar daily treatment. Stop hiding behind you keyboard. Go tell people at your school you like to watch children be molested. See if it is as cool as you think it is.


I hope you get the sh*t beaten out of you.


(Uh-oh - I did it again. I spoke out against child porn. Let's see if my post gets edited so no paedophiles are offended, or better yet if I get banned for speaking out against child porn, and those that promote it. Of course, the "official" reason for either of those things happening would be different, and would be swept under the rug as me "breaking" some non-existent rule.)

Just like they love to change my sig from time to time...
 
What kind of idiotic advice are you people giving him? Don't notify the police or school administrations but instead bring a gun to school? *makes note never to ask hl2.net for serious advice*
 
Bring a gun AND the police.

Everyone loses!
 
Invite the police and then shoot the police and then frame the bad guys for the police murder.

ADVICE!!!!
 
Personally, outside of school, i would bring a baseball bat or something as intimidation. When people from SCHOOL (not outside of school) threaten you, they usually dont intend to harm you for good, if a fight breaks out, it usually will just end up with bruses, sprain parts, bloody nose, whatever. If your in highschool, chances are, they will not use sharp objects, they know the concequences for such actions. If they dont, well they are stupid.
 
In school, I would not recommend you get involved in a fight. If the chances are that they are going to pick a fight with you during school, then see the principle and tell them about it, as to help resolve you from any future fault.

Outside of school, don't be afraid to fight. Throw the first punch if they're asking for it. Right in the nose, real fast. Then immediately face the next guy and wait for his response. That'll get them backing up a bit...
 
Outside the game, nothing, NOTHING is cheap, a fight is a fight, if you provoked it, and you got ****ed, you deserved it, dont be afraid to play cheap, bring friends, bats, whatever, hit them in the nose, the crotch, whatever.
 
Zeus said:
What kind of idiotic advice are you people giving him? Don't notify the police or school administrations but instead bring a gun to school? *makes note never to ask hl2.net for serious advice*
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did it take you 3009 posts later to find this out?
 
Shasta said:
Ah yes, thanks Llama - now I remember - the guy who thinks it's cool to brag about having child pornography and other reprehensible activities. I would go into further detail about your stupid attention-whoring antics Steven, but it seems that some of the moderation team here actually supports child porn etc, and doesn't like anyone to talk badly of people who proudly brag about it, or lock any threads that attempt to glorify it as a "cool, rebellious" thing. Yes, when Steven did his original bragging about child porn, I told him how stupid he was to be trying to get attention by acting like he had child porn and it was cool - Yet I was the one who got an infraction, and his thread was left as a monument supporting the behaviour of paedophiles everywhere. So I will just say this: You deserve a hiding. I only wish I knew what school you went to so I could get a notice about your proud list of "achievements" out there. When I was at school, there was no such thing as the internet, so people like you had to "brag" their sick, made up crap face-to-face, and then take the immediate inevitable beating. You sound like you could benefit from similar daily treatment. Stop hiding behind you keyboard. Go tell people at your school you like to watch children be molested. See if it is as cool as you think it is.


I hope you get the sh*t beaten out of you.


(Uh-oh - I did it again. I spoke out against child porn. Let's see if my post gets edited so no paedophiles are offended, or better yet if I get banned for speaking out against child porn, and those that promote it. Of course, the "official" reason for either of those things happening would be different, and would be swept under the rug as me "breaking" some non-existent rule.)

Just like they love to change my sig from time to time...
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Thing is, I already have told people what I've done, no one gives a shit. It's all minor bullshit everyones done and no one cares about anyway.
 
Steven said:
Thing is, I already have told people what I've done, no one gives a shit. It's all minor bullshit everyones done and no one cares about anyway.
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Child porn is NOT "mild shit" that "everyone's done" and "no-one cares about", I assure you. Even lying about having it to try and be a rebel is NOT "mild shit". I guarantee you that if you go up to almost anyone and tell them you like to watch little children get molested, they WILL care about it. GTFO.

But if you think that no-one cares, then PM me your real name and school, and I'll pay for the posters to be made and distributed. Include a photo too - I mean, no-one cares anyway right? So what's the harm?
 
Shasta said:
Child porn is NOT "mild shit" that "everyone's done" and "no-one cares about", I assure you. Even lying about having it to try and be a rebel is NOT "mild shit". I guarantee you that if you go up to almost anyone and tell them you like to watch little children get molested, they WILL care about it. GTFO.

But if you think that no-one cares, then PM me your real name and school, and I'll pay for the posters to be made and distributed. Include a photo too - I mean, no-one cares anyway right? So what's the harm?
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By Child porn I mean some underage teen slut who once took her cloeths off on the net and I saved it.
 
haha,everything that is above 15 years of age is a-ok imo :p
 
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You are under arrest for the unlawful viewing of under-age teen slut videos.
 
I read through this whole thread expecting an assbeating.

I am SO disappointed right now. Don't post this kind of shit unless you actually get your ass beat next time and you want to tell people about it.
 
I have Badger porn. From when he was underage. And getting beaten up in several of them. By the police. And Steven's in the corner getting flamed on the internet.

The bidding starts at 1 mil.
 
So I guess you didn't get the shit beaten out of you, then.
 
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