Ultimate Easter Egg!!!!

[csmighty]

OK, the location of this Easter egg is located around the area right after you beat the helicopter in water hazard that drops the thousands of bombs on you before you obliterate it. Ok, stick around this area and gather up all the left over health you can. (You may want to set the difficulty to easy so you don’t lose so much health) Alright, now go to the water gate that has the Russian wording over the top of it. Climb up the ladder and open it. Now, Go strait ahead to the other side. You should spot two sewer drains. (They are quite out of the way and this may be why many people don’t notice it) Continue over and when you get close enough you will find that one of them is slightly ajar. Back the water buggy up to the sewer opening so that you can climb on the buggy to reach the ledge and climb inside. Now, sprint through the toxic waste and make the first left turn when possible and you will find a nice little easter egg. Now, go ahead and ask him some questions!

Havn't seen this anywhere so go check it out!

 

[ktimekiller]

huh.... too lazy, screenies plz

 

[csmighty]

that would spoil it! definitly wont be dissapointed

 

[ktimekiller]

ah.. plz screenies!

 

[Naudian]

Is it this?

Spoiler

Is it that vortigant guy? I read someone's post that they found him in a drainpipe and he was cooking a headcrab or something

 

[bam23]

Just go with the screenies man. I want to be spoiled!

 

[parecon]

Yeah, I posted a step by step, with screen shots approach in the Half Life theories thread, page 4... ah screw it, here it is again...

Go to this part in Waterhazard
http://www.prism.gatech.edu/~gtg818f/step1.jpg
Turn this direction
http://www.prism.gatech.edu/~gtg818f/step2.jpg
Use a barrel from the island to get up in the open sewage drain and run
http://www.prism.gatech.edu/~gtg818f/step3.jpg
Take a left...
http://www.prism.gatech.edu/~gtg818f/step4.jpg
Then you'll end up here...http://www.prism.gatech.edu/~gtg818f/step5.jpg

It's pretty cool, but you don't got much out of it, all you do is meet a vortigant that has 5 min. worth of dialogue and 4.5 minutes of it is total jibberish.

 

[csmighty]

yeah...=( that's it

interesting stuff though...poophead!

 

[WhiteZero]

Old news. Good job not using the Search feature. :rolling:

 

[hasan]

Old news. Good job not using the Search feature. :rolling:

shutup!!
it's cool and I haven't seen it anywhere else.

btw gj! thx

 

[Quelaar]

shutup!!
it's cool and I haven't seen it anywhere else.

btw gj! thx

Agreed! Shhh, you!

And nice find

Quelaar

 

[l337vegeta]

if you don't want to go through all of that, the vortigaunt that puts the gun on your airboat says all of the same stuff

 

[VodkA-HLC-]

Damn it, vegeta beat me to it. Fudge.

 

[Hercules331]

Yeah but is he cookin a mother efin deushcrap? I think not

 

[cH0WyUNf4T]

ok this is old, very old, any other vortigaunt tells you the same stuff, its only funny to see him meditating over a cooking headcrab

 

[Link]

cH0WyUNf4T - It has been a little over a week since the game came out, nothing about it can be described as 'old'.

Anyway, why get so hung up on re-posts? I did a search for easter eggs and turned up three pages of results and the only reference I saw to this was buried on page 3 of a thread. Maybe you can be arsed to read a few hundred pages on the off chance your thing has already been posted, but he can't and I don't blame him.

What is it anyway? Does it really bother you that this appears in one other place on the forum? Its not like you had to read a lot to figure out what it was, its in the preview. Or prehaps your trying to look cool? 'Look at me, I know every single thread on this forum...'?

csmighty - Thank you for taking the time to bring this to our ungrateful eyes... I appreciate the effort, even if others do not.

 

[puppy]

A good view of the BBQed Headcrab

 

[AJ Rimmer]

But doesn't he say something else? I've heard sound files that the vorti at the resistance depot don't say.

 

[johnnypoopoopant]

thats pretty neat, did you find it on your own?

 

[cH0WyUNf4T]

yes, I am trying to look cool. Did I impress any of you with my expansive knowledge of the halflife2.net forums? I thought so. case closed

 

[Bio]

Not really, you are just being stupid, thats all......

 

[Chaotic_Aku]

This already was posted and the speech was arround here for download and now, we have the trascriptions of the speech arround here too