Ultimate employee reprimand: Boss beheads worker for not milking cows

[CptStern]

RANCHI, India (Reuters) - An employer in eastern India beheaded one of his workers for failing to milk his cows, police said on Saturday.

Neighbors watched in horror as Upendra Yadav was dragged out of his house in Jharkhand state on Friday by his angry employer.

The employer's father and brother held Yadav down before he was beheaded with a sword, police said.

The employer has been charged with murder.

I wonder if his family will get workers comp

http://today.reuters.com/news/artic..._01_SP134346_RTRUKOC_0_US-INDIA-BEHEADING.xml

 

[CyberPitz]

Bout time people starting doing it right. Do it wrong the first time, you're dead. Better keep your bearings right.

 

[CptStern]

heh, world's most dangerous professions:

Bomb defuser
iraqi police officer
Iraqi truckdriver
Iraqis
indian cow milker

 

[Cormeh]

I guess the employer felt he wasn't heading in the right direction! AHAHAHAHAHAAHA!

Ha.

.... :|

 

[Element Alpha]

holy cow?

 

[Icarusintel]

I guess he'll be moooooving on now, eh?

lol

:|

 

[CyberPitz]

I guess the employer felt he wasn't heading in the right direction! AHAHAHAHAHAAHA!

Ha.

.... :|

Yeah, he would be heading in the right direction if he did did his job correctly.

 

[Smoke]

Head.​

 

[Krynn72]

ed

 

[Smoke]

 

[Ridge]

Thats not a way to....get AHEAD in life.

 

[Krynn72]

Thats not a way to....get AHEAD in life.

Stolen Austin Powers joke is stolen.

 

[Geogaddi]

I guess he got BEHEADED!.



am i doin it rite?

 

[Qonfused]

I like where this thread is heading.

 

[PvtRyan]

I'm sure he gave great HEAD.


Hahahahaha.

 

[Remus]

What is wrong with you people? :|

 

[Gray Fox]

His boss did warn him, heads would roll if the job wasn't done.

 

[Gorgon]

heh, world's most dangerous professions:

Bomb defuser
iraqi police officer
Iraqi truckdriver
Iraqis
indian cow milker

LOL you got the list right :sniper:

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Somebody suck on this throbbing head.

 

[bam23]

WHAT THiE ****.

 

[JNightshade]

Talk about not thinking ahead!

 

[Qonfused]

God, this thread wins. It's definitely at the head of the pack in terms of funny.

 

[PriNcE oF SpAcE]

oh god not this again...just like last time it's not even remotely funny... :|

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

oh god not this again...just like last time it's not even remotely funny... :|

Prince mah boooooooiii don't start with this shit. I can take you on sonny.

 

[Baal]

oh god not this again...just like last time it's not even remotely funny... :|

Don't look back, always look ahead

Oh man, I love these threads.

 

[Cole]

He must be feeling light headed now.

 

[Operational]

I hope the policeman heading this investigation know what he is doing.

 

[Azner]

Lamarr is involved in this incident.

He should have seen this coming ahead.

 

[Marinmald]

I guess he doesn't need to use head and shoulders anymore.

 

[Krynn72]

Hopefully he got some head in bed before he was behead.

 

[Baal]

Hopefully he got some head in bed before he was behead.

Your signature is all too appropriate

 

[Cole]

HEAD​

omgz so funny!

 

[Adabiviak]

I guess that takes a little weight off of his shoulders.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

He had his head taken off.

 

[dream431ca]

That should be implemented at McDonalds: "WHAT!!?? You burnt the meat again!!??" Brings out supersized meat cutter.

 

[Jintor]

...justice, justice, everywhere, but no ****er has a ****ing measuring instrument.

 

[Krynn72]

He had his head taken off.

GTFO. Your jokes are relevant and therefore suck.




plz no raep

 

[Link]

Don't lose your head

 

[Steven]

I guess he should have used his head and milked the cows.

 

[simonjedi]

[generic pun about losing head comment]