Ultravomit

[MJ12]

I was going through the channels and came across one of the most atrocious movies I have seen, Ultraviolet.

It's hard to believe this movie came out only two years ago...

I was in complete awe while watching this. Of course there is the horrible acting, but along with that are other horrible things, like her outfit and hair color changing at random times, the cheesy and unnatural slow-mo moments, and the part when she opens the case and there is a small child inside of it........ I couldn't watch anymore.

But watch a bit of this to get a feel of how horrible this film is, if you like wasting time that is.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEgz_HtQzIo&feature=related

 

[jverne]

my god....that cannot be possible!


but i'd do the chick in the butt....that's for sure :naughty:



edit: oh yes...i would...i would do her hard

 

[Adrik_Senturu]

My dad was telling me he had seen the movie one night and wouldn't shut up about how awful it was and he usually exaggerates everything so I figured I'd catch the movie the next time it was on to see if it was really that bad.


It was ****ing worse then whatever the hell he told me jesus christ this movie.

Edit: Most peoples reactions during movie:

 

[huntingbear]

wtvr guys...mila jovovich is smoking hot...and she's really nice and funny person. i should know, i waited her table when her and her family came to st. louis

 

[MJ12]

That doesn't make her a good actor who plays good roles in good movies.

 

[Adrik_Senturu]

Hey remember the part where she says that really bad one liner? Yeah haha remember that she did that through the ENTIRE ****ING MOVIE RAAAGGGHHSHDASDSA

 

[mikeecm]

i remember aeon flux came out at the same time so the two trailers would confuse me to which one was for what movie, but yet both of them convinced me not to watch either movie

 

[Adrik_Senturu]

I was convinced Aeon Flux was the worst Sci-Fi movie ever until I saw Ultra Violet. Aeon Flux is a god damn masterpiece compared to this

 

[MJ12]

I wanna know why she has to jump like an ice skater when jumping off a building onto the lower roof. Looks like a good way to break your leg.... but she's so bad ass she broke the ground instead of her thin leg...

 

[99.vikram]

BUT WHAT HAPPENS TO THE CHILD/HGV CARRIER?!?!?!

Just kidding. It was shit.

 

[Adrik_Senturu]

I wanna know why she has to jump like an ice skater when jumping off a building onto the lower roof. Looks like a good way to break your leg.... but she's so bad ass she broke the ground instead of her thin leg...

bro remember its because she carries like a sun in her belt that allows her to defy gravi- why the **** am I even explaining this this movie is ****ing stupid

 

[15357]

This movie was stupid. Those idiots with the rifles need to learn that guns are not spears. ARGHGHGahfashkl



Please, excuse me while I vent my frustration and disgust for this movie.




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Thank you.

 

[Krynn72]

I was convinced Aeon Flux was the worst Sci-Fi movie ever until I saw Ultra Violet. Aeon Flux is a god damn masterpiece compared to this

This. I watched Aeon Flux and thought "Well that was trash. I'll go watch Ultraviolet now I guess, it cant be much worse."


WRONG

The first part of the video ZT posted looks almost like a commercial parody, like she was going to be fighting for a can of Coke or something.

 

[ríomhaire]

I have to see this film. This film is like the BIG RIGS of films.