Unidentified Falling Object Puzzles Police

Shasta said:
Not normal, but events like that are common knowledge, as is the how and why. For example, if I was on a boat, and a submarine passed by, I wouldn't go WTF was THAT??? - Just because it wasn't a "normal" event 'round these parts. I have never seen a submarine in real life, but I still know one when I see one. Yet these Americans can't understand it's just a meteorite (which is basically a rock from space anyway), just because they haven't seen one before.

"It looks like a rock, but rocks live in the ground, and this one came from the sky....I don't get what it is..."[/inbred hick accent]
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You're an ass.
 
Puzzlemaker said:
You're an ass.
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...And yet I am apparently smarter than an entire American township.




And why exactly does pointing out what should have been obvious, make me an ass? Who made YOU the authority on ass? What makes someone an ass? Are there different levels of ass? Did you like ass so much that you took a course on ass? What made you decide to study only male ass?



I hope you've learned your lesson. Don't go throwing insults around. I was making a valid point, so you and your "ass" insults can stfu.
 
Shasta said:
...And yet I am apparently smarter than an entire American township.




And why exactly does pointing out what should have been obvious, make me an ass? Who made YOU the authority on ass? What makes someone an ass? Are there different levels of ass? Did you like ass so much that you took a course on ass? What made you decide to study only male ass?



I hope you've learned your lesson. Don't go throwing insults around. I was making a valid point, so you and your "ass" insults can stfu.
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You sound like a Pimp with a PhD :D
 
Geogaddi said:
Shasta: Of course it was a meteorite. If you had used your massive intellect to read the article, you would have found that they suspected it to be one, but were waiting for tests to prove that it was.
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Funny - most people wouldn't have needed to "wait for tests". It's a weird looking rock that fell from the sky and smashed through the roof. What else was it going to be? Kryptonite? A Predator dropship? It's not like NASA were sending up, or bringing down any shuttles in that area at the time, so that rules out flaming shuttle debris.

Anyone that was "puzzled" by it is quite frankly, an idiot. I'm sure it's part of your constitutional rights in USA to be one. I suspect it hurts to punch yourself in the face, but just to confirm, how about you conduct some "tests to prove that it does". We can't be sure of something, no mater how obvious it is, until we conduct tests now, can we.
 
Some redneck must have rowed his way to New Zealand and shoved a space rock up Shasta's ass earlier in his life. Hahaha, you cynical bastard, you.
 
TheSock said:
Some redneck must have rowed his way to New Zealand and shoved a space rock up Shasta's ass earlier in his life. Hahaha, you cynical bastard, you.
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I love it how being right about something that should have been obvious to anyone, makes me a "cynical bastard". Shame on me for not being mentally handicapped. Is that how it is for all circumstances in USA? -

American Police Officer: "What's that?"

Me: "Are you serious? It's a car, stupid"

American Police Officer: "Bullsh*t. I'll just wait for some tests to confirm that, thank-you very much..."

Forum member: "Yeah Shasta, your such an ass..."

Me: "Err - it's pretty obvious what it is..."

Forum member: "You cynical bastard. Someone must have shoved a car up your ass earlier in life. Hahaha, I'm trying to be witty.."

Me:"WTF."
 
Shasta why the **** do you have to be on your period all the time?

Stop creating arguments, settle the **** down.
 
Shasta, I'm so sorry that the sheep in New Zealand have grainy vaginas.
 
Damn it. I read the title and I thought it was about some kind of Tetris cops :(
 
Geogaddi said:
Shasta, I'm so sorry that the sheep in New Zealand have grainy vaginas.
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That's why we put it in their ass now. But I bet you have a nice tight one....

Want to come over and play?

I still love it how me being right, and them being dumb, makes me the target of abuse.


I guess it just shows that most of you angry, abusive little people were clearly puzzled by such a simple thing too, and are lashing out at me out of embarrassment.
 
ggGGO AHEAH! STICK IT IN! I CAN TAKE IT!BWRRRAAAAHHHHH!
 
Shasta said:
That's why we put it in their ass now. But I bet you have a nice tight one....

Want to come over and play?

I still love it how me being right, and them being dumb, makes me the target of abuse.


I guess it just shows that most of you angry, abusive little people were clearly puzzled by such a simple thing too, and are lashing out at me out of embarrassment.
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I notice stupidity at a minimum of twice a day, I don't attack people over it.
 
UPDATE!!!

for those of you who have been anxiously awaiting the results of the testing on the UFO... here it is!!!

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16597438/

SPOILER****************






ITS A METEORITE!!!!






SPOILER*****

The Nageswaran family who owns the house is planning to sue God, the Atmosphere, and Gravity for the damage done to the house.
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Justice will be had.
 
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