Unintentional Double-Entendres

[teh_watchererer]

Unintentional double-entendres aired on TV and Radio:

1. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator - 'This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother.'

2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator - 'Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him.'

3.. Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator - 'And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria ... I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!'

4. Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 - 'Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of the Oxford crew.'

5. US PGA Commentator - 'One of the reasons Arnie ( Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them . Oh my god !! What have I just said??'

6. Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on 'Time Team Live' said: 'You'd eat beaver if you could get it.'

7. A female news anchor(CNN) who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, 'So Bob, where's that eight inches you promised me last night?'

8. Steve Ryder covering the US Masters: 'Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69 yesterday.'

9. Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on 'Look North' said: 'There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like this. '

10 Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on 'Sky Sports': 'Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets.'

11. Michael Buerk on watching Philippa Forrester cuddle up to a male astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked: 'They seem cold out there. They're rubbing each other and he's only come in his shorts.'

12. Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open: 'Some weeks Nick likes to use Fanny; other weeks he prefers to do it by himself.'


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[Krynn72]

They're rubbing each other and he's only come in his shorts.'

The hell was this supposed to mean?

 

[Acepilotf14]

The hell was this supposed to mean?

Supposed to mean 'he only came wearing shorts', while it seemed to be 'he's only cum in his shorts'.

 

[63]

Republican Jon Fussle via Twitter:

http://dailycaller.com/2010/08/03/r...ce-confuses-followers-with-barebacking-tweet/

 

[Krynn72]

Supposed to mean 'he only came wearing shorts', while it seemed to be 'he's only cum in his shorts'.

Oh, guess I can't comprehend statements that have terrible structure. I could not for the life of me figure out what they were trying to say.

 

[Acepilotf14]

Oh, guess I can't comprehend statements that have terrible structure. I could not for the life of me figure out what they were trying to say.

That's the British for you.

 

[Danimal]

Help uncle Jack off the horse.

 

[Llama]

That's the British for you.

"Our language, you ****ing ruined it." - Jimmy Carr.

 

[evil^milk]

This isn't exactly a double entendre but it's funny, nonetheless.

A few days ago I was tired of being on the computer so I went outside and took off my glasses. Now, some of you who can't see very far without their glasses will know that if you stretch the distal edges of your eyelids, like this, then your vision temporarily becomes better.

So I was doing that to see whatever there was in front of me. And then I notice a person, so I stretch my eyelids even more to figure out who it was. Turns out it was this Asian neighbor with whom I do not exactly share an amicable relationship. I couldn't tell if she looked at me or not, maybe this was for the best.

P.s. sorry for that god-awful image.

 

[Gargantou]

A few of those are legends and not real, such as the kissing the balls one.