Unusual experience while sleeping :O

[DEATH eVADER]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nocturnal_emission

Pretty sure the majority of the male population did this at least once or twice when they were 14ish

Try 23, but thats because I went with nothing for at least 2 weeks :cheers:

 

[taviow]

I never managed to sleep through a wet dream. I ALWAYS wake up when the best part is about to start. :angry:

 

[kupocake]

But I think coming onto the internet and announcing that there's "SPERM FUKKEN EVERYWHERE. " and being 100% serious is starting to get a little weird.

Agreed here. I've nothing against helplife threads, but this sounds like the kind of question the awkward kid writes for the visiting, unusually shy and probably religious teacher to read out anomously in Sex-Ed when the rest of us are trying to get her to blush and fail to define what an 'Alaskan Pipeline' is.

 

[Sledgehammer]

Hahaha. seconded

Pay a little attention, would ya

 

[Escaep]

I found this thread utterly depressingly stupid. The first post alone makes me embarassed to be a homo.

fixed.

 

[Stormy]

I been "sleep raping" my ex gf over the last cople of weeks its really odd.

Bascily we broke up but are still living and sleeping in the same 1 bedroom flat and this sharing the same bed. Its no biggie, not a bad brake up and we been sleeping in the same bed for 5 years so another few months wile we find new places wont do any harm.

So I wake up one morning and she looks at me funny and says "WTF you doing to me lastnight? You where trying to put your hand down my pants and kiss me all over the place"... I had no recolection of this and had no idea what she was talking about but she is convinced I was all over her... I totaly dont believe it.

This has no happened 3/4 times over the last cople of weeks and has now turned into abit of a joke.

 

[Saturos]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nocturnal_emission

Pretty sure the majority of the male population did this at least once or twice when they were 14ish

Hell yes, I remember this like it was yesterday, and it was that next morning I discovered how sensational an orgasm feels when I discovered that my underclothes were soaked with man-yogurt.

Learning about masturbation during puberty via very first nocturnal emission was a stepping-stone in my life fs.

 

[Tyguy]

i've had a few where i was lucid...THOSE are good dreams.

I've also had my fair share of awkward moments while fapping the night away. I accidentally came on my cheek once, i was disgusted but I couldn't help feel good about my distance.