Valediction HELP GUYS

[flamingdts]

I need to write my valediction, and I'm running out of time.

My word cap is 130, and I need to write something ****ing smart which does not require any name mentioning.

Anyone got any smart riddle ideas or anything?

 

[Tyguy]

need moar info

 

[Raziaar]

FAREWELL BITCHES!




You can never go wrong with "What a long, strange trip it's been." :cheese:

 

[flamingdts]

This is due in about 12 hours.

Basically, I don't want to mention any of my friends, because I simply can't mention them all in 130 words.

I also don't want to sound like a faggy little emotional dickhead.

I remember somebody posted some pretty funny pictures of peoples' messages on facebook or something. I think there was one where a guy wrote he beat his own girlfriend or something, and then the whole thing was serious until the end where he randomly transitioned into writing a poetry. I need something smart and unexpected along those lines.

Some of you guys are pretty cheeky, any ideas?

 

[Eejit]

Do like a bel air, but with the lyrics of play that funky music white boy. Segue at "and just when it hit me, somebody turned around and said...."

 

[flamingdts]

Do like a bel air, but with the lyrics of play that funky music white boy. Segue at "and just when it hit me, somebody turned around and said...."

Using notable parts of songs would be nice, but I'm thinking of something I can transition to or substitute my own words into. So if it was rick roll, I'll substitute my own words into it but leave out the most recognizable bits or write a serious speech but suddenly transition into the rick roll song.

Quotes from famous people would be nice too. The problem is my creativity level is so low I have no idea how to transition a farewell speech into quotes or songs.

 

[Eejit]

Well that's what I was saying. Like you could recount, say, when you were playing football, it came flying towards your groin and just when it hit me, somebody turned around and shouted play that funky music whiteboy.
Or how x teacher's class was so boring you used to fall asleep, perchance to dream and in that sleep of boredom what dreams did come.
Or combine it with a pun! The class trip was great, especially the plane ride - when we flew, we happy flew, we band of brothers.

Whatever, just think of a quote (recognisable I suppose) you want to segue into then find a way to do it.

 

[MJ12]

Ladies and Gentlemen, we gather here this day at this time to reminisce moments of our past. Many events that have occurred have changed our lives and we must look back on them and ponder.
A lot of things have happened since 4 years ago, and now things are different. We think about these things and we wonder. However, it is important that when we think, that we recall important things that have shaped the future.
If we can learn one thing from all of our past experience, it is that when we make decisions, those decisions affect our lives.
So hopefully, as we ponder the future of our lives, we can make actions that guide us.


-They'll buy it, trust me.

 

[Tyguy]

WEAR SUNSCREEN!