Valentine's Day

[Teh_Poet]

Okay, I've been chewed to the bone... I only have 10 dollars, and with monday being valentine's day...

What is a good gift that I can give my girlfriend for a really cheap price?

 

[Ikerous]

Give her the ten bucks.
Or one of those bouncy balls from quarter machines.
Man, those kick so much ass

 

[Steve]

You should have a girlfriend like mine. She's taking ME out to dinner. How cool is THAT? Maybe she'll buy me diamonds! I suppose I should get her something, too...

 

[Ames]

Diamonds! Everybody loves diamonds!

Ehhh...just get her chocolates and roses.

 

[Teh_Poet]

Ehhh...just get her chocolates and roses.

Oh, maybe I can write a poem and put it in with the chocolate.

 

[Ames]

Oh, maybe I can write a poem and put it in with the chocolate.

Yesh. Make sure you run the poem through us so we can..make...ermm... 'corrections.'

 

[Tantalus]

You should have a girlfriend like mine. She's taking ME out to dinner. How cool is THAT? Maybe she'll buy me diamonds! I suppose I should get her something, too...

Wow, that's awesome. Then you can give your next girlfriend the diamonds that she gave you...

 

[Ikerous]

Oh, maybe I can write a poem and put it in with the chocolate.

Poems are pretty gay
You should do somethign more straight
Unlses your gf prefers wimps

Id go with buying her some vodka
That ends up good for both of you

 

[Tr0n]

Poems are pretty gay
You should do somethign more straight
Unlses your gf prefers wimps

Id go with buying her some vodka
That ends up good for both of you

...and this coming from you?

 

[xLostx]

Diamonds! Everybody loves diamonds!

Ehhh...just get her chocolates and roses.

I don't think you can buy chocolates and roses for 10 bucks lol...well unless they were really old er something maybe...but as for a gift...a really mushy hallmark card that will cost like 6 bucks lol 10 bucks just doesn't cut it for buyin stuff...unless you were to travel back in time...

 

[Ames]

I don't think you can buy chocolates and roses for 10 bucks lol...well unless they were really old er something maybe...but as for a gift...a really mushy hallmark card that will cost like 6 bucks lol 10 bucks just doesn't cut it for buyin stuff...unless you were to travel back in time...

pick some roses from some garden and buy a chocolate bar.

 

[xLostx]

depending on where teh poet is located, it is winter outside so I don't know how many roses grow in snow and if someone gave me a chocolate bar for valentines day I wouldn't be very happy but

 

[Ikerous]

Alcohol.. geez, who doesnt want vodka?
And then when she's drunk you can.. umm, talk.

 

[Tantalus]

Poems are pretty gay
You should do somethign more straight
Unlses your gf prefers wimps

Id go with buying her some vodka
That ends up good for both of you

Wow, you're certainly dripping with disdain.

And where the **** do you buy vodka for 10 dollars?

 

[Ikerous]

Wow, you're certainly dripping with disdain.

And where the **** do you buy vodka for 10 dollars?

99 cent stores?

 

[Teh_Poet]

depending on where teh poet is located, it is winter outside so I don't know how many roses grow in snow and if someone gave me a chocolate bar for valentines day I wouldn't be very happy but

Texas, it's averaging about 60 degrees.

Wow, you're certainly dripping with disdain.

And where the **** do you buy vodka for 10 dollars?

Thanks for the support, but I prefer just to ignore these ignorant deadbeats.

 

[Tantalus]

99 cent stores?

No. You can't. Don't be such a ****ing imbecile.

 

[Ikerous]

Thanks for the support, but I prefer just to ignore these ignorant deadbeats.

I find my suggestions perfectly good.
And i bet they'd work pretty dang well too.

No. You can't. Don't be such a ****ing imbecile.

You're OBVIOUSLY not going
To the right 99 cent stores

 

[Ames]

http://scripts.lovingyou.com/mdb/search.cgi?mdb=ideas&cat=cheapgifts

Here, mostly for girls with boyfriends but there's probably something there.

edit: cake!

http://dating.about.com/od/valentinesday/qt/CheapGifts.htm

 

[Tantalus]

I find my suggestions perfectly good.

I find them contemptuous and unrefined.

 

[Steve]

I find them contemptuous and unrefined.

I found a penny! It was heads up, too! Lucky day!

 

[Tantalus]

I found a penny! It was heads up, too! Lucky day!

Lucky you. 98 cents to go.

Plus tax.

 

[Ikerous]

I found a penny! It was heads up, too! Lucky day!

::steels it and gives it to my leprachaun::

I find them contemptuous and unrefined.

Dude, have you ever had one of those balls from the quarter machines? How do those things not own. Id totally love anyone who gave me one of em.

Lucky you. 98 cents to go.

Plus tax.

nah, its still costs ten bucks, he's got a lot to go

 

[Steve]

::steels it and gives it to my leprachaun::

Noooooooooooooooooooo! Not Abey!

Dude, have you ever had one of those balls from the quarter machines? How do those things not own. Id totally love anyone who gave me one of em

And with ten dollars, he could get FORTY of 'em!

 

[Tantalus]

Dude, have you ever had one of those balls from the quarter machines? How do those things not own. Id totally love anyone who gave me one of em.

I'd think that it was pretty barefaced that I was refering to the vodka.

 

[Ames]

Dude, have you ever had one of those balls from the quarter machines? How do those things not own. Id totally love anyone who gave me one of em.

No, no you wouldn't. Don't lie. You really want diamonds.

Liar.

 

[Ikerous]

Noooooooooooooooooooo! Not Abey!

And with ten dollars, he could get FORTY of 'em!

Holy... crap... 40 super bouncy balls!?!?!@?!?
Dude.. i would SO kill for that....
::imagines the endless hours of fun::

I'd think that it was pretty barefaced that I was refering to the vodka.

Whats wrong with vodka?
Thatd be an awesome gift too.
Especially if she's under 21 and cant buy it herself.

No, no you wouldn't. Don't lie. You really want diamonds.

Liar.

Do diamonds bounce....?

 

[ailevation]

:cheers: I was plannin' to get her chocolates and like flowers n a teddy bear n stuff. But I wanted to like leave the shit in the front of her door, call her then tell her to come out and like surprise her ass. Either that or tell her to go to our first make-out spot and just give her the shit and maybe a lil poem. But for sure we're having dinner.

 

[Ikerous]

:cheers: I was plannin' to get her chocolates and like flowers n a teddy bear n stuff. But I wanted to like leave the shit in the front of her door, call her then tell her to come out and like surprise her ass. Either that or tell her to go to our first make-out spot and just give her the shit and maybe a lil poem. But for sure we're having dinner.

Why do you always have to talk about the other woman
You know i get jealous T_T

 

[Ames]

Do diamonds bounce....?

Does vodka bounce....?

 

[Ikerous]

Does vodka bounce....?

Jello shots do... sorta...

 

[Steve]

Does vodka bounce....?

It makes you bouncy...

 

[ailevation]

Why do you always have to talk about the other woman
You know i get jealous T_T

:E Baby, you know I got that special something-something for you!

 

[Ikerous]

:E Baby, you know I got that special something-something for you!

You homo

 

[Tantalus]

Whats wrong with vodka?
Thatd be an awesome gift too.
Especially if she's under 21 and cant buy it herself.

It's an unrefined gift.

 

[Ikerous]

It's an unrefined gift.

Unrefined XD Dude.. you're dating her
Aren't you friends with your gf...?
How serious do ya need to be XD

 

[ailevation]

You homo

:| Why did you have to tell everyone...?.... :|

 

[Steve]

It's an unrefined gift.

No, potatoes are an unrefined gift. However, the vodka is refined potatoes! So there!

 

[Ikerous]

:| Why did you have to tell everyone...?.... :|

Aww, im sorry... :: Passionately hugs you::
::grabs your ass while no one is looking::

 

[Tantalus]

Honestly. Vodka is NOT a romantic gift. Most women would consider it to be a crude gift. Wine makes a much better gift, but you can't get any good wine for 10 bucks.