Valve's E3 Press Confrence Cancelled

I wish the surprise would be they're making a spinoff called "Half-Life: Occupation" where you play the combine as they occupy the world and get to go around killing civilians and controlling machinery that sterilizes them and stuff.

Yeah..
 
Lombardi PLAYS WITH YOUR MIND FOR HIS AMUSEMENT
 
Gabe is a funny guy

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it's actually a clone of a mail he sent to someone on steampowered earlier, so I assume it is fake.

here's the original reply:

I am out of the office starting Feb. 12th (but on email). For general issues, e-mail [email protected]. For marketing or press issues, e-mail [email protected]. To complain about HL-2 Ep 3 taking too long, email [email protected]. To complain about L4D2 not taking long enough, email [email protected]. To complain about the crafting/lack of crafting in TF2, email [email protected] To compliment the writers of Valve for creating funny out of office replies, email [email protected]. I'll be back in Seattle Feb. 21st.
 
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