Vegeta: A True Story

[Tollbooth Willie]

We all know him as Vegeta897. As Devin. The Crimson Chin, hero of Chincinnatti. What most don't know is the story of this troubled young man. Raised for 21 years inside the womb of his mother he has never known what it is to live a normal life. His first contact with the outside world would mark the moment in his life where he would become a threat to not only all those around him, but to himself as well. He would cross rivers and oceans and mountains of corpses until he reached his long sought out destination: the internet. It is here that he would mash random keys in an attempt to string together something intelligible, which is impossible because he is an incompetent and illiterate cave dwelling ogre. The random mashing of keys spelled the words that would spiral him out of control.

Ching chong dingledoodle dongalong shamadong vietnong noodlenong king kong bonga dong shamalamadingdong.

Upon pressing enter he happened upon a chinese forum full of hate towards all other races. It is here that he would meet and arrange a marriage with a slave girl named Kathy. Should said marriage ever occur it is said that rifts will open in the earth swallowing all that we know. Legions of Japanese men will spew forth from the rift, consuming all in their path. Tentacles shall reach down from the blood filled clouds. Godzilla will once again walk the earth.



Long story short because I don't feel like doing this shit anymore: Vegeta is gay and will bring about the end of days.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3byNWEFDKx4

 

[15357]

So. It is settled then. We must kill him.

 

[Lucid]

Hi, I'm Lucid and I approve this thread.

 

[Higlac]

We shall send our prayers to the Mod-gods.

 

[Remus]

I... uh... don't even know how to respond to this.
What have you been smoking Willie?

 

[Vegeta897]

I don't think there's anything I can say about this.

You're something else Willie.

Edit: I like how pedophilia is one of the video tags.

 

[MJ12]

Lmao at song choice.

 

[ríomhaire]

Oh no

 

[flamingdts]

There should be an occupation for forum comedies.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

I... uh... don't even know how to respond to this.
What have you been smoking Willie?

truly we live in horrific times

 

[Shakermaker]

The end scared the shit out of me, gg Willy.

 

[Ennui]

I give my divine blessing to the chosen mortal hero who will challenge Vegeta the Terrible and slay him. Here is the task I lay before you to prove your worth as the chosen one that will receive the blessing of the Mods. You must scale Mount Staff with naught but your bare flesh and hands - bring no tools, weapons, or armor - and seek the great Temple of Pi Mu Rho on its summit. There, make your way to the tomb of Icarus. Upon it you will find instructions for defeating Samon, Terrible Guardian of the Underworld and keeper of the wretched banned souls that reside there.

You must then make your way to the Gates of the Underworld (the arcane ruins of the Forum Politic) and challenge Samon. Once defeated, he will yield to you the only mortal weapon that can end Vegeta's terrible scourge on humanity and the mortal realm: the fabled Banhammer.

Are you the chosen one?

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Shaker it was not meant to scare you are obviously an individual unfit to fight in the Chinpocalypse now go sit in the corner

 

[DigiQ8]

Leave Vegeta alone, he's just trying to fit in this cruel world.

 

[Warped]

One could correlate that the world's economy is collapsing because it relates with Vegeta's emergence into the online world....causing massive shockwaves of paranoia and delusions of 2012.....which will probably now happen since we're all stuck on this island and Jacob is dead.

 

[Shakermaker]

Shaker it was not meant to scare you are obviously an individual unfit to fight in the Chinpocalypse now go sit in the corner

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

deal w/it bby

 

[Calhoun]

Chinpocalypse

Closer than anyone could imagine.

 

[Vegeta897]

God damn did you just make that now? That's nice work.

 

[Remus]

This stuff is gold. *grabs popcorn*

 

[Acepilotf14]

What the **** did I walk in on.

 

[Remus]

if you are going to kill vegeta,can I keep her sister?

Oh LOL.

 

[BabyHeadCrab]

thread is awesam

 

[MFL]

Samon. Once defeated

Samon's been defeated before. Couldn't get at his hammer though, I was too busy stealing off his Perse-... Yor-... Mossman and tendin to her sweet'n'thunderous consumations.

Touché.

Butter and kindness.

No one here has the egg glands to bring the Casus of Vegetticus. Our tollbooth bananaman oracle tells the truth of things. I welcome the time of Chinocolypse and the carnage it shall bring to this land.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

if you are going to kill vegeta,can I keep his sister?

oh god

 

[Druckles]

Leave Vegeta alone, he's just trying to fit his chin into this cruel world.

Correction

 

[Eejit]

Shaker it was not meant to scare you are obviously an individual unfit to fight in the Chinpocalypse now go sit in the corner

Even bees cannot save us from the Chinpocalypse.

 

[Dekstar]

Even bees cannot save us from the Cinpocalypse.

There is one man who can...

 

[Naph]

The Chinpocalypse may not be so bad for everybody.

 

[evil^milk]

Oh god

why

 

[Quixoticism]

I like vegies.

 

[Wanted Bob]

I go away for a few days, and THIS is what happens???




I'm impressed, mentlegen.