Video Chat Roulette

[CptStern]

website pairs you up to a random anonymous stranger to chat to ..with web video = hilarious/scary results

http://www.chatroulette.com/

obviously there's gonna be NWS content on there but also opportunity for hilarity:

I sat still and i dont think she thought I was real. she watched for a couple seconds, then i turned my head to the camera and she wigged out and left

 

[Dog--]

Most of the time its dicks, but I've come across a few good non dick ones before.. I don't want to try again for fear of more dicks.

 

[knut]

Adrik's thread was much better.

I use my Brazil Baby mask for chatroulette.

do you actually have that mask?

i hate you if you do.

 

[Dog--]

Woa his costume is dope as ****.

 

[knut]

I do, I'll take a picture of it to make you cry.

**** you

brazil is like my favourite film ever

 

[StarBob]

Totally gonna do this later on tonight if I don't forget. Also, they chick looks horrified or just... weird.

 

[swan_song1973]

i was trying that shit last night. i now know that the internet is 75% dicks and 25% Asians.

 

[Shakermaker]

Adrik's thread was much better.

This. His reaction to the Australian Nazi was priceless.

 

[StarBob]

i was trying that shit last night. i now know that the internet is 75% dicks and 25% Asians.

I'm not sure how many dicks I'm willing to see before I give up... I guess that experiment will be conducted tonight. I'd say no more than a dozen depending on how long it takes to transition from each person.

 

[swan_song1973]

I'm not sure how many dicks I'm willing to see before I give up... I guess that experiment will be conducted tonight. I'd say no more than a dozen depending on how long it takes to transition from each person.

you wont be on there long my friend. ive seen a lifetime worth of dicks in 30 minutes. its not good.

 

[Krynn72]

I started one up, saw some deathly pale looking chick scratch her head behind her ear, and then she closed it.

I am unimpressed.

 

[Vegeta897]

scratch her head behind her ear

I thought dogs liked that?

 

[Shyam]

I started one up, saw some deathly pale looking chick scratch her head behind her ear, and then she closed it.

I am unimpressed.

You need to find yourself a nice bitch Krynn.

 

[Krynn72]

God damn it.

 

[Bad^Hat]

Hey, I've got one too, guys.



You're a dog.







Hahahahahaha.

 

[Danimal]

Dogs have sheathed penii.

Hahahahahaha.

Haha.

Ha.

 

[Dog--]

No mine just hangs loose.

 

[Danimal]

You're not a dog, though.

A Dog **** maybe, but not a Dog.

 

[Dog--]

No I'm Dog ^ see?

 

[Danimal]

Someone who got A-- on an exam isn't a straight-A student.

Someone who's a Dog-- isn't a straight-dog.

 

[Dog--]

Straight A's don't take into account +'s or -'s, if you got an A- or A+ your still a straight A student.

By your logic people who get nothing but A+'s aren't straight A students.

 

[Danimal]

No, they're not. They're straight A+ Students.

Now let's get the **** back on topic.

 

[L3N!N]

Adrik's thread was much better.

I use my Brazil Baby mask for chatroulette.

Agh, the baby masks in Brazil are the creepiest. Also, Brazil is awesome.

 

[David.Seth2]

Brazil is very awesome.

As for Chat Roulette.... the first time I tried it, the very first person I saw was this guy taking a fat rip from a bong... but once he saw I was a dude he ended that chat really quickly (or at least that's what I assume)

 

[ChiliFan]

I don't have a webcam so I stream videos of Journey in concert.

It amuses me to think of how many people have now inadvertently jacked it over Steve Perry.

 

[Wanted Bob]

Hmm lets see... these are the people I got (all of them disconnecting withing 3 seconds or less):

1. Random asian dude
2. Some dude in a darkly lit room
3. A chick lying down, looked like she was getting off to something
*A bunch of immediate disconnects*
4. Two asian guys who seemed a little too happy. Asked "asl" before I disconnected
5. A black guy with his penis out

I stopped after that :/

 

[StarBob]

Ah man this is a great social experiment... except I saw a LITTLE girl and it made me sad that 90% of what she'd see is dicks...

 

[Wanted Bob]

Ha, I saw someone who looked EXACTLY like Chase.

Then a bunch of dudes cheered me on for having a 'fro...

 

[CptStern]

this is funny

death to joes indeed

 

[YROC]

That's so awesome.

 

[Solaris]

You probably won't believe it but I just got 2 naked fit lesbians.
Was amazing, at first I thought someone was looping video, but then they did what I said (touch head).

I'm drunk though and didn't realise to prnt screen but I swear I'm telling the truth.

 

[Danimal]

Wait.

Did CptStern just reveal his face?

 

[Wanted Bob]

I thought so too Danimal, but I'm betting its someone elses screencap.

 

[Stigmata]

I really, really want that to be Stern.

 

[Danimal]

tbh I wish Stern was the Stranger, that'd be so ****ing sweet.

 

[Vegeta897]

Ummmm Stern is like 50 years old what the **** is wrong with you guys.

 

[Dog--]

Ummmm Stern is like 50 years old what the **** is wrong with you guys.

But the reason they all think it would be awesome if that was stern it means he is actually some kid opposed to a guy with a family.

 

[Danimal]

>Vegeta confuses "wishes" with "believes"

 

[Stigmata]

tbh I wish Stern was the Stranger, that'd be so ****ing sweet.

That's probably how he greets his family when he gets home from work.

"Dad!"
"Death to Joes, son!" *hug*
"Hello honey, how was work?"
"Let's just say it's good to be home. Death to Joes."
"I love you too."

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Part of me wants that to be Stern. Another hopes to Satan it isn't.

Ha, I saw someone who looked EXACTLY like Chase.

I HAVE A CLONE?