Vote for Chuch Norris (warning, thread may contain scenes of Chuck Norris)

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Not for president unfortunatly, but to be named after a bridge in hungary!
http://www.m0hid.gov.hu/szavaz?sortby=abc

Now for the Chuck Norris facts
  • When God said "Let there be light", Chuck Norris said "Say please"
  • When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you Chuck Norris' foot travels faster than the speed of light, travels back in time and roundhouse kicks you before it kicks you!
  • Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
  • 'He' is not the correct pronoun when talking about Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris is the correct pronoun when talking about Chuck Norris.
  • The reason we havn't seen the video of CyberPitz and Ikerous having sex is because Chuck Norris stole it, Chuck Norris masterbates to it every night.
  • Chuck Norris has slept with everyone on Earth (and beyond). If you don't remember Chuck Norris sleeping with you you experienced amnesia from the pure ecstasy.
  • 97% of married women fantasise about Chuck Norris in bed, but their husbands don't mind because they do to.
  • It is impossible to insult Chuck Norris, you're dead before you open your mouth.
  • Chuck Norris invented the internet to spread Chuck Norris facts.
  • When Chuck Norris went to pantent his Facts of Relativity Albert Einstien stole it while distracting Chuck Norris with a screwdriver.
  • Jesus was the reincarnation of Chuck Norris.
  • Chuck Norris likes to hear Chuck Norris talk about Chuck Norris, C H U C K N O R R I S!
  • Every 3 seconds someone in the world dies from Chuck Norris related injuries.
  • Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick your head of, and make it look like an accident.
  • Chuck Norris stole Samon's lolly.
  • A group of scientists once told Chuck Norris that Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick wasn't the most effective kick in the world, historians agree that this was the worst mistake in human history.
  • Chuck Norris sold his soul to the Devil for Chuck Norris' ammazing martial arts skills, he then roundhouse kicked the Devil in the face and took Chuck Norris' soul back.
  • This is not Chuck Norris' true form:
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    If you where to se Chuck Norris' true form you would experience multipe orgasms until your head exploded from sheer awsomeness.
  • Chuck Norris invented these:
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I've always hated that guy. He looks like a porn actor.
 
it took god 6 days to create the world. chuck norris could have done it in three.
come on, chuck norris bridge sounds a damn sight better than "millenium bridge" or just about any other bridge name. its funny as hell.
yes, i know, i am easily amused. :)
 
How do you even submit the vote. I dont speak spanish.
 
why is chuck norris still a joke to some ppl cmon grow up its old.
 
How do you even submit the vote. I dont speak spanish.
There's a list of names with a button you can mark next to them. Then there is a big button on the end with a word in it. Can you seriously not figure it out?
 
Whos Chuck Norris? He sound friggin familiar but cant remember
 
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