I stapled myself. I was bored so picked up a stapler and started messing arond with it. Then without warning i put a staple into my finger. I must have gone deep because my hand is still splatterd with bits of blood. I feel a kind of pulsation in it now. I dont know if it has something to do with the blood orthe muscle spasaming after a put a big staple right through it. I hope to god nothing got left behind in there. Owww it still hurts.
w00t totally stapled!
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That sounds as if it was me.
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RIP kristafon, winner of the 2004 darwin awards
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Kristafon...ouch.
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My IQ dropped 5 points from reading this thread. 
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blahblahblah said:My IQ dropped 5 points from reading this thread.
erm...is that a lot?
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Back when I was 10 years old, I got so pissed at my brother. I got a pencil and some how the writing end got into right into my palm. The pencil was like sticking straight up outward, I was like whoa shit! OMGZORZ!
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no u were not like "shit! OMGZORZ" you were only 10.
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ailevation said:
How about the combination of a rubber band and the tip of a fountain pen, shot the thing right through my fingernail :X
At first I wondered where that tip had gone, till I saw it standing straight up in my finger. :dozey:
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Pfft, a mate of mine got a pencil through his foot. Literally.ailevation said:
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The Thing said:I've stapled myself before.
Yeah, me too. I was trying to close it after putting in more staples, except I thought I didn't close it all the way even though I had. I didn't even notice that my finger was right over the stapling part until, uhh, I found a staple in my finger.....
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I once got a staple stuck in the bone...of my knuckle.
Ever see Ace Ventura: What nature calls?
Well, there is a bit where he gets spears stuck in his legs, and he just sort of looks down at them, and gesutres with his hands that they are there and then takes a deep breath and goes "...Ahhhhhhhhh!" moves his hands to the other spear "...Ahhhhhhhhhh!" then he starts screaming "Its in the bone! ITS IN THE BONE!"
Basically...thats what I was doing My friends thought it was hilarious, and in hind sight I suppose it was...but it did hurt more than most things and I also couldn't physically move my finger while it was stuck there...
...Why did I do it? Seemed like a good idea at the time
Ever see Ace Ventura: What nature calls?
Well, there is a bit where he gets spears stuck in his legs, and he just sort of looks down at them, and gesutres with his hands that they are there and then takes a deep breath and goes "...Ahhhhhhhhh!" moves his hands to the other spear "...Ahhhhhhhhhh!" then he starts screaming "Its in the bone! ITS IN THE BONE!"
Basically...thats what I was doing
My friends thought it was hilarious, and in hind sight I suppose it was...but it did hurt more than most things and I also couldn't physically move my finger while it was stuck there......Why did I do it? Seemed like a good idea at the time
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A message from the staple safety awareness council:
Nail guns aren't toys......
Thank you....
Nail guns aren't toys......
Thank you....
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Well nail guns are a whole different kettle of fried peanuts really...A staple gun will only do serious harm if you get it in your eye, but a nail gun could put a nail right through you.
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