Walking wheelchair with legs!!

I'll take one. As long as I can get a few missile racks on em and some lasers, and armor around my body.
 
It's like the things the Viceroy was using in Episode 1.
 
Hows it a wheelchair when its got no wheels.
 
Looks like the future to me. Imagine seeing one of those walking down the street.

I want one.
 
LOL, imagine walking down the street and seeing a old lady speeding down the pavement, shaking her handbag in the air and screaming "I FEEL ALIVE AGAIN!!" before slamming right into a lampost and being flung into the river.

man, i could be a comedian. its easy!

anyway, im sure it will give disabled people the chance they never had- to nick stuff and run away from the cops, to dance at a disco and to knee the prime minister in the balls. all this is possible with this new gadget!

the over 80 year olds football game that takes place every sunday down your local park would also be a lot more interesting. better yet fir them with cannons and a freindly game of bowls turns into UT2004 real life!!! "we need backup alpha", "rojer that hag 001", "NOOOO THEY GOT ME-- ARGHH"
 
Stick old people in mechanical walkers and let them duke it out with rockets you say? I like your style.
 
Bad^Hat said:
Stick old people in mechanical walkers and let them duke it out with rockets you say? I like your style.

"dorothy NOOOOOO!!!"
"yo bastard. she was getting nEW FALSE TEETH TOMMOROW!!"
raTATATATATTATATAT
BOOOOOOOOOOMM
".....H....how?"
"muhahhahah, i lulled you into the false sense of thinking i was paralysed, but in actual fact i just have a severe case of parkinsons deseise! now you will die..."
THWACK
"dorothy you saved me!!"
"yes dear."
"lets go and watch mushy films about the good old days!"
"yes dear".

and they walk off into the sunset, crushing many wild felines under their mechanical feet.
 
But I'm a Sulk Dodds.

This new product chills me to the bone. Hasn't anyone seen that anime film where this old man's mechanical robot suit goes mental and starts killing everyone? And he's inside it going 'OMG WTF?'

Alternatively it could provide a new generation of bloodsports. Entertaining. :D
 
Robot soldier can only be a mere 20 years away...
 
Suicide42 said:
LOL, imagine walking down the street and seeing a old lady speeding down the pavement, shaking her handbag in the air and screaming "I FEEL ALIVE AGAIN!!" before slamming right into a lampost and being flung into the river.

Maximum speed is 1.65 km/h, so that's not gonna happen. We can dream, though....
 
I just been playing football, i wouldnt mind gettting carried the 2 miles home in one of these, however long it took....
and on that note, football + gravity gun... please.
 
All we need is some high metabolism genes.

Fixes up the fat problem right there.
 
Fat Tony! said:
or food that reduces our fat content :D

or we could just not eat, but instead null our taste buds and inject a high mineral mixture into our body that improves brain function and gives us energy.
 
Fat Tony! said:
sounds silly to me :p im not injecting stuff into me

YOU ALREADY DO!

Dundundun. (Shots from your doctor)
 
For some strange reason I've always had an urge to strap a V8 engine to a wheelchair and drive it down the highway. Maybe that day is coming soon.
 
JamesPicard_007 said:
For some strange reason I've always had an urge to strap a V8 engine to a wheelchair and drive it down the highway. Maybe that day is coming soon.

This guy in my workshop class awhile back wanted to put a McLaren F1 engine in a sewing machine.
 
Foxtrot said:
Why legs?

So it can climb stairs maybe? Yes i know there is a wheelchair that can already do that aswell as stand on 2 wheels to help the user reach high objects but legs would make this process far simpler.
 
Sulkdodds said:
This new product chills me to the bone. Hasn't anyone seen that anime film where this old man's mechanical robot suit goes mental and starts killing everyone? And he's inside it going 'OMG WTF?'

Uh... Wallace and Gromits "The wrong Trousers"? :E

And that car looks cool. Pitty the person in it looks stupid - What is he/she WEARING?!

MechaGodzilla said:
And here I am using my own legs like a sucker!

HAHAHAHA! I loved that so much. Hillarious.

*Me wants robot walker*
 
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