Wanna Fight?

I thought short recoil was back when I saw the thread title.
 
I'm assuming this is the video of the guy pulling some kind of martial art stance, then decking some hispanic kid. Heh.
 
Damn I can't believe that dude in black lost, dammit my little nice cold have taken that red dude.

Oh yeah and what is it with people laughing when people fight, am I the only one who doesn't enjoy whne two peopel are fighting for real, it's sick.
 
That blow wasn't really martial arts. He was all about show but when they actually started fighting he was just swinging his hands like a lunatic.
 
Ah yes, flailing when it actually starts :P



Silly people with silly stances I say.



Allthough you can't deny it took the other guy off guard a bit "wtf!" :p





Nah, thats like some really shitty kung fu stance I forget the name of right now... (shitty because its done shit in the video... + I don't like it at all anyway lol)
 
I've been waiting all my life to see a real ninja in action. I am now complete.
 
That was funny. Your typical car stealer getting decked by some random normal dude. Awesome.

I think that was a real martial art stance actually. The one he did at the very start was probably just a piss-take though.
 
StardogChampion said:
That was funny. Your typical car stealer getting decked by some random normal dude. Awesome.

I think that was a real martial art stance actually. The one he did at the very start was probably just a piss-take though.
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It is a real stance, but its executed pretty damn poorly :)


And yeah, once the guy went for him he lost all his "form" and flailed back. Managed to hit him with very lucky strike really...

If someone went into that stance in front of anyone that had done a bit of basic kickboxing (for example) then he woulda had his front leg taken out before he could say "I think i'm the one."
 
Nice blocking before the hit but I've never seen anyone take a stance in an actual fight before o_O
 
Probably my childish side and memories of my brothers and relatives practising alot of this stuff taking overhand when seeing this, but that was pretty cool.
 
My guess is that the kid in the movie is probably a green or blue belt in Kung fu. Based on his stances. It also apeared as if he has had some fencing based on the odd 3step skip attack.

the punch was good and solid he had deffinatly worked the bag some.
 
Good way of stoping the fight, pretend your some kung fu ninja..guy. That person in black was plainly shitting himself.
 
vegeta897 said:
I've been waiting all my life to see a real ninja in action. I am now complete.
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You have seen nothing.

Yet.

I am thinking about making some videos of me + some other martial arts guys, getting back at chavs for happy slapping, sound good to anyone else?
 
lol, the black guy was scared, mostly by just what the other guy prolly didn't know.
 
Woot see white people can lay the smack down when they gotta. BTW I've never seen anyone get into a stance like that in a serious fight
 
Shodan said:
You have seen nothing.

Yet.

I am thinking about making some videos of me + some other martial arts guys, getting back at chavs for happy slapping, sound good to anyone else?
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Hell yes. Hell YES. That would be awesome x3.
 
What the f*ck? I was hoping the kid in black would kick that kid in the red's ass in for looking like such a prick. I was waiting for that dude to say something out of The Matrix or some crap.

I have a question. Why the hell do those videos always stop like a second after the cool thing happens? I want to see if the kid in black gets up or does something... But it stops even before the kid is completely down on the ground.
 
I thought he was going to perform an awesome karate move. It turned into girlish slapping, though.

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Bitch Slap.
 
I like seeing arrogant people getting knocked on their asses.
 
What happened to the rest of the video? Oh thats right... thats where he gets his buddies to tackle him while he stabs a knife into his chest. <nods>
 
I hate watching fights on video, but I love it at the same time. For some ungodly reason, my heart starts racing really bad and I sweat like hell... \=

But the kid in the red...lmfao...I'd just run up, punch the guy in the face..and laugh and walk off. Not do some weird long arched leg stomp forward moves...looks silly
 
johnshafft said:
My guess is that the kid in the movie is probably a green or blue belt in Kung fu. Based on his stances. It also apeared as if he has had some fencing based on the odd 3step skip attack.

the punch was good and solid he had deffinatly worked the bag some.
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You cant be serious?! (About the punch being good and solid!)

He flailed, he hit with what could possibly be described as a hammer fist at best....

He was lucky, and his apponent was just the definition of crap.
 
Wow, so if its Martial Arts, you immediately become alarmed and have to throw your ego's around explaining, "Oh, I could've done that. -or- I could've done it better."

Wow. I did'nt know half of you were so afraid ... :rolling:
 
K e r b e r o s said:
Wow, so if its Martial Arts, you immediately become alarmed and have to throw your ego's around explaining, "Oh, I could've done that. -or- I could've done it better."

Wow. I did'nt know half of you were so afraid ... :rolling:
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Who are you talking about specifically... :)
 
chavs for happy slapping, sound good to anyone else
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So in other words, your going to start the fight? I can't believe teenagers are still validating themselves with this ... :rolling:
 
Who are you talking about specifically...
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Oh, probably all of those people who feel the need to throw their penis's around when a male on male fight video arises. The standard piss being, "Oh, I could've taken him."
Or, "I could've done better then him."

If your one of these people, then yes, I would be talking about you. :thumbs:
 
K e r b e r o s said:
Oh, probably all of those people who feel the need to throw their penis's around when a male on male fight video arises. The standard piss being, "Oh, I could've taken him."
Or, "I could've done better then him."

If your one of these people, then yes, I would be talking about you. :thumbs:
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Hehe, I wasn't meaning to sound like that if I did at all.


I just don't want people to think thats how all martial artists fight, might put people off learning it :P
 
he got completly boned :P tho it could abeen done in a tidier fashion tbh neither seemed drunk so no excuses:P
 
Steve_O said:
Ha ha! That bitch got knocked the **** OUT!
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It was a weak knockout... the guys were just flailing their arms like pansies. It was luck that they made any serious contact.
 
Raziaar said:
It was a weak knockout... the guys were just flailing their arms like pansies. It was luck that they made any serious contact.
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Yes....but I really wanted to say that.
 
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