Wats good wit ya?

[ZeroPointGun]

Yo my name is ZeroPointGun and I've recently got HL2 and I gotta say it is one of da best games (If not the best) game around.

 

[The Monkey]

That title makes baby jesus cry.

 

[Dalamari]

ZeroPointGun makes me cry.

 

[Lucid]

What it is dog, what it is?

 

[WacK]

Zeropoint gun is like.. a gun with no point at all.

Then why use it ?

 

[the show 1347]

Welcome to Half-Life2.net man.

It's not safe here.

 

[ZeroPointGun]

I realize that now, lol. I only have ZeroPointGun because Zero Point Energy Field Manipulator would not fit in the box.

 

[Asknoone]

welcomes

 

[MorganFreeman911]

comeswell


OH
HAHAHAH

 

[McGooTheWise]

Yea Dawg?! What it iz dawg?

How bout... "GravityGun?

*pretends to be british*

Nice to meet your acquaintance... umm... dawg...

 

[ZeroPointGun]

I figured Gravity Gun would've been taken.

 

[Danimal]

*Claps hands together*

SIM SALLA BIM!

http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/7268/nowitislolin5.png

 

[Xendance]

OHH BOYY! I HOPE YOU GET NAKED!!

Welcome.

 

[Qonfused]

That title makes baby jesus cry.

ZeroPointGun makes me cry.

.

 

[ZeroPointGun]

Xen are you sure?

 

[Javert]

Welcome! Looks like you're gonna fit right in.

 

[ZeroPointGun]

I hope so. Anyone know how much Episode One costs? In all different currencies please.

 

[bigburpco]

US$9.95 Includes Half-Life 2: Deathmatch, Half-Life 2: Lost Coast, Half-Life Deathmatch: Source, Half-Life 2: Episode One

Yeah, that's the cheapest package available.

As for the currency, http://www.xe.com/ucc/. Currency changer.

 

[Acepilotf14]

...Uhm...
Hi...
I like ravioli...
And chicken strips..

 

[-Psy-]

I iz gangsta and pop bottle caps in yo asses.

 

[ZeroPointGun]

Aight den, I gotta dip catch y'all on tha flipside. Ya dig?

 

[ZeroPointGun]

Translation: Alright then, I have to go now, see you guys on the other side. Do you understand?

 

[Acepilotf14]

...uhm...
I don't like this guy.. he speaks in non-internet talk!

 

[ZeroPointGun]

50 j00 w00d r47h3r m3 5p3x 1yk d15?

 

[Darkside55]

Combine the two languages together, leet and that jive-speak. It will be awesome.

 

[ZeroPointGun]

Aight I'll give it a shot:

i 91v3 y0u5 pr0p5 f0 d47 ph47 r1d3 m4n, y0 4nd 1f y0u 90n l457 l0n9 y0u b3773r dr0p d3m n1k35 07h4w153 n1994z p0p y4.

 

[ZeroPointGun]

Translation:

I give yous props fo dat phat ride man, yo and if yo gon last long you better drop dem Nike's othawise niggaz gon pop ya.

Translation 2:

I give you thanks for the good ride my friend, and if you are going to want to survive along time you better hand over your Nike's before African-American men shoot you.

 

[Darkside55]

I feel somewhat ashamed that I understood what you said perfectly without needing a translation.

I dug your rap, son. 4 r1z.

 

[Lucid]

I feel somewhat ashamed that I understood what you said perfectly without needing a translation.

I dug your rap, son. 4 r1z.

Same.

Now ya'll best be steppin b'fo I clap yous.

 

[ZeroPointGun]

Mean cap yous?

 

[soulslicer]

elph koilmostrvujjxpa ghptorjth hojhyptyjkujouljiuery

 

[Tyguy]

Jive friggen rules.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHdpBsTaSNI[/youtube]

 

[-Psy-]

I no understand.

 

[ZeroPointGun]

I didn't not understand neither.

 

[Acepilotf14]

That is the greatest part of that movie.

Other than the 'Have you ever seen a grown man naked?' of course.

 

[ZeroPointGun]

See my triple negative? Nice work eh?