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Here is an excerpt from an article I recently read.

"MOSCOW -- Doctors are blaming a rare electrical imbalance in the brain for the bizarre death of a chess player whose head literally exploded in the middle of a championship game!

No one else was hurt in the fatal explosion but four players and three officials at the Moscow Candidate Masters' Chess Championships were sprayed with blood and brain matter when Nikolai Titov's head suddenly blew apart. Experts say he suffered from a condition called Hyper-Cerebral Electrosis or HCE."

Click this link and read on...
http://www.godunov.com/head-explode.html
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That's not real. An electric impulse imbalance in your brain caused an explosion? Thats a crock of shit.
 
what about human combustion....you spontaneously burst into flames lol...thats a real thing...its only happened 8 times though...in recorded history
 
Ah, weekly world news. The fine people that brought us "bat boy", satan's face in a storm, and one of my fave's: The copy I bought in 1991 with George Bush Seinor shaking hands with an alien in front of the White House.
 
Originally posted by Beazil
Ah, weekly world news. The fine people that brought us "bat boy", satan's face in a storm, and one of my fave's: The copy I bought in 1991 with George Bush Seinor shaking hands with an alien in front of the White House.
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Ahh I didn't even notice that. Those mag's are so ridiculious...
 
Of course this is true. His head exploded and then the rest of him turned into a zomby and started attacking terrified fans. Thankfully a man named Ivan Gordonovich, a prominent nuclear phyisicist, was present at the game. He promptly charged the walking zombie and wrestled him to the ground. As the article says, noone was hurt in the incident.
 
:LOL: at all the people who got scared when they read this.
 
Lets all goto the lobby....Lets all goto the lobby....Lets all goto theeee lobbby an get ourselves a drink...Its a MAAAAAAADHOUSE...!
this is fun.
 
Originally posted by [[LuCkY]]
Ahh I didn't even notice that. Those mag's are so ridiculious...
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I LOVE weekly world news. It's some of the funniest $hit you can read in the grocery lineup. They are also the same people that alleged a love affair between Hussain and Bin Laden. Funny stuff.:bounce:
 
Yup, my head's gonna explode sometime soon, according to that article. Its such a poor hoax, its as though its aimed at intelligent people, but an intelligent person should be able to see it for what it really is.
 
Originally posted by d8cam
what about human combustion....you spontaneously burst into flames lol...thats a real thing...its only happened 8 times though...in recorded history
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It is medically possible... But would require a very sudden imbalnce/lack of a certain enzyme in, if my memory serves me correctly, the mitochondria...
But a sudden electrical impulse causing someone's head to explode? absolute and utter w*nk. Not possible. Electrical impulses f*cking with your brain can cause really bad effects, of course (I should know, I'm epileptic) but not an explosion.
 
Although HCE is very rare, it can kill. Dr. Martinenko says knowing you have the condition can greatly improve your odds of surviving it. A "yes" answer to any three of the following seven questions could mean that you have HCE:
Does your head sometimes ache when you think too hard? (Head pain can indicate overloaded brain circuits.)
Do you ever hear a faint ringing or humming sound in your ears? (It could be the sound of electricity in the skull cavity.)
Do you sometimes find yourself unable to get a thought out of your head? (This is a possible sign of too much electrical activity in the cerebral cortex.)
Do you spend more than five hours a day reading, balancing your checkbook, or other thoughtful activity? (A common symptom of HCE is a tendency to over-use the brain.)
When you get angry or frustrated do you feel pressure in your temples? (Friends of people who died of HCE say the victims often complained of head pressure in times of strong emotion.)
Do you ever overeat on ice cream, doughnuts and other sweets? (A craving for sugar is typical of people with too much electrical pressure in the cranium.)
Do you tend to analyze yourself too much? (HCE sufferers are often introspective, "over-thinking" their lives.)


Well I think that just described every single member on this forum or any other nerd for that matter. This is the single biggest peice of BULLSHIT I have seen all week.
 
A news article with "!", it's a good sign it's fake.

And it is, of course, plain ridiculous.
 
Maybe the guy who posted this will read it and get scared he's thinking to much and then stop posting/reading in the forums. That would be great.
 
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