Weird deformities/birth defects/special "abilities"

Independent eye brow movement and I can move the middle finger knuckle of my left hand at will, grosses people out. :D
 
poll said:
Do you guys ever dream about something and then when it really happens in real life a few months/weeks later and it'll be like "this looks familiar" or "haven't I dreamed of this before?"?

I've asked around my friends and family and about 6/10 said they do.

Do you guys have dreams that comes true in real life?
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I get this all the time , i even have PROOF i can look into the future. One day i was playing BF:BC with a friend and i randomly said "ok theres going to be an enemy coming through that door" and sure enough about 5 seconds later a dude ran through the door and got a face full of shotgun , my friend was like "the hell?!".

Also i have the ability to forcefully pop my ears (which comes in handy on a plane) due to a small explosion incident.

Edit : also with the dream thing i ususally remember the dream 5-10 mins before the event happens.
 
I have some kind of pimple way up in the inside of my nose. It's really sore and the only way I could get to it is to turn the nose inside out with a pen from the outside so I could reach it.

I squished it and it started to bleed severely and I didn't realize it until blood was dripping down from my chin. It had a strange, fishy smell to it. :p
 
Mech Man said:
I get this all the time , i even have PROOF i can look into the future. One day i was playing BF:BC with a friend and i randomly said "ok theres going to be an enemy coming through that door" and sure enough about 5 seconds later a dude ran through the door and got a face full of shotgun , my friend was like "the hell?!"
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You are not going to have proof until you foresee someone's death and get a life insurance policy taken out on them.
 
I don't know why, but I can pop ALL my joints except my shoulders and a few small joints on my toes.
 
I usually take shits that last no more than 10 seconds and require one or no wipes.
 
A single 7-10cm blonde hair that sticks out of my inner-upper-thigh. It doesnt curl over either.

And i can suck my stomach in so my whole lower torso looks like skeleton..

:|
 
I can do pretty much everything posted, except for the more outrageous ones.
 
Double-jointed thumb. (Left one only)
Get my legs behind my neck.
Dislocate/bend arm further than the norm.
Bend fingers to 90 degrees, perhaps further if I wanted to break them. ;)

Then again I suffer from hyper-mobility syndrome so I cheated.
 
Well, when I get aroused, the thing between my legs grows to HUGE proportions.
 
So it has giant funky dandruff that makes your torso explode if it bites you?
 
When I was very young, I could look at animals and people and have an inkling of when they would die. I was accurate within the day. Freaked me out so badly I repressed it.

I shit you not.
 
KineticAesthetic said:
Saturos' special ability is dragon shirts.

Don't ask how.
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And your specialty is movement with aesthetic appeal? Give me a break. :dozey:

btw, I forgot to mention that another weird that I can do is squirt snot from the pours of my eyes when I have a severe cold. It's awesome.
 
I'm typing with my mind right now, Dragonshirt.
 
Duct tape.

btw Saturos A MAN CHOOSES!
 
Jintor said:
Duct tape.

btw Saturos A MAN CHOOSES!
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I myself am a slave to society's whimsical demands. I've failed Mr. Ryan.

"Would you kindly" quit thinking about typing then? :naughty: *heh he he*

/me quickly hides the golf clubs
 
KeneticAsthetic said:
Saturos said:
the pours of my eyes
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The... Uh... What?
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VirusType2 said:
pores
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Saturos said:
VirusType2 said:
pores
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Excuse me, I sneezed in you general direction, but mostly all over you.
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???


Saturos said:
Jintor said:
Heat vision.
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If you really do have heat vision, then I order you to melt your keyboard so that you can never post again.
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I wouldn't trade a Jintor for 50 Dragonshirts. Any amount for that matter.
 
VirusType2 said:
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I wouldn't trade a Jintor for 50 Dragonshirts. Any amount for that matter.
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Me and Jintor go way back. Like since I first joined. We always disagree. It's a tradition you see?

It's go nothing to do with him personally.
 
I can sort of...do something with my right thumb that's hard to explain. I call it popping it, even thought it doesn't make any noise. Basicly I can force it forward while also bending the joint back.
 
My legs are double jointed and my eyeballs can vibrate. I can also make my tongue into the shape of a flower.
 
Oh yeah i sometimes feel limbs i dont actually have , like extra arms and one time a tendril (which freaked me out a bit) its sort of like phantom limb syndrom exept i never had the limbs to start with. This is the first time i have actually told any one about this tbh.
 
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