We're screwed!

[Icarus]

http://www.ncbuy.com/news/2004-07-19/1010116.html

Man this totally screws with my Sept 30th release date idea...damn...no half-life 2 before aliens destroy us....

/end sarcasm

/sneeze I'm sorry, I'm allergic to Bull-Shit.
(Who can tell me what that's from?)

I think this might be the dumbest thing I have ever heard...he will probably commit suicide on the 30th when he realizes he is an idiot...

 

[Recoil]

omg we're doomed ! :|

2:15 A.M. here

 

[Darkside55]

What is this, some online tabloid? Bump for infinite stupidity.

/sneeze I'm sorry, I'm allergic to Bull-Shit.

GET OFF MY CAR.

 

[The Mullinator]

Its too bad alot of people can let their creative mind take over their reasoning and as a result let their creative minds create what their brains will take as facts.

At least they can prove entertaining for the rest of us.

 

[sHm0zY]

Im Scared!!! :'(!!!!

 

[Dedalus]

He claims the E.T.s want to destroy Earth because, in his words, "They're afraid of human creativity and our unique ways of problem solving."

i'm confused. don't know whether to laugh my head off or slap my forehead in despair.

obviously these little green men haven't abducted the right people. i mean we're all still here. if i was building a super computer, i'd at least make sure i had thenerdguy and lil' timmy on board...

heehee...but this sort of stuff does make me laugh. so what if you've found out the world is going to end! what the feck are you expecting? a prize? here, here's a mention in the news, well done.

hmm, i reckon 12th or 14th post will be roughly "ETs don't need to destroy us, let bush and iraq do the work!!!!!!!!11111"..

 

[Darkside55]

First post by Icarus. Last post (before this) by Dedalus.

Requesting merger for Helios, Deus Ex super AI. Sacrifice yourselves as the only computer the aliens need so the rest of us may live.

 

[Recoil]

hmm, i reckon 12th or 14th post will be roughly "ETs don't need to destroy us, let bush and iraq do the work!!!!!!!!11111"..

Then let's start some discussion, wether the media should publish the fact, that the world's gonna end

 

[Icarus]

First post by Icarus. Last post (before this) by Dedalus.

Requesting merger for Helios, Deus Ex super AI. Sacrifice yourselves as the only computer the aliens need so the rest of us may live.

Seriously...

uhhhhh, wait....merger? ewwwwwww

 

[Helios]

I decided to reserve the name...it's pretty cool....huh...might just take a hit to my post count and start using this....

 

[brink's]

/sneeze I'm sorry, I'm allergic to Bull-Shit.
(Who can tell me what that's from?)

I, Robot
I liked that movie.

You'd think a civilized race far more advanced then ours,who have mastered space travel and can blow up a planet wouldn't need humans to build their super computers.

 

[Tr0n]

Well a brain is known to be the most powerful computer....billions of computations(sp?) a second.Of course thats if it's used at 100%.

 

[63]

That would suck to be Gabe

"Ok everyone, HL2 has shipped!"
*Boom*
"Crikeys.."

 

[Epyon]

Well guys, since we are alll going to die soon, except for me because my coolness will keep me alive, i might as well just say it.... I LOVE YOU ALL!!!

Spoiler

except for six

 

[Dalamari]

Maybe HL2 will be our safety plan for when the attack begins, maybe there will be a resonance cascade in New Mexico and only the HL nerds will survive!

 

[ShadowFox]

only the HL nerds will survive!

What a horrible future that would be.

 

[Korgoth]

he says they are affraid of our creative problem solving, yet they are the ones who plan to fly a ufo into an active fault line to cause a chain reaction and thus destroy all life on the planet? They sound like the creative ones to me rofl

 

[waedoe]

/sneeze I'm sorry, I'm allergic to Bull-Shit.
(Who can tell me what that's from?)...

YOU ARE EXPIRENCEING A CAR ACCIDENT!

 

[Icarus]

yep.... Great movie btw
at least in the Top three of this year

 

[LittleB]

What's wrong with creative problem-solving? I'm confoosed...

But I suppose this is reason enough to destroy human-kind.

 

[Moto]

Lol. And I suppose his Alien buddies tipped him off right? He's just a E.T. Fanatic that looks up pictures of crop circles 24 hours a day and pretends to communicate with aliens. He also wears tin foil hats.

------------------------------------------------------------
Phone conversation transcript. Aliens talk to wierdo E.T. nerd.
------------------------------------------------------------
Alien: "Hey wierdo, we have something to tell you."

Wierdo: "OMG..ali3ns!"

Alien: "Yep"

Wierdo: "What is y0ur m3ssage 2 mE?

Alien: "Well, we're blowing up your gay little planet on the 29th of September. I want you to spread the word to virtually unknown news websites."

Wierdo: "WTFBBQ? You are blowing up Earth? Why?"

Alien: "Yep, we're blowing up Earth. The reason is because umm...we're afraid of human kind becoming more powerful through science and whatnot. We also intend on constructing a super computer using the brains of abductees. We have abducted several people now...but what's funny is that nobody has noticed. I mean...there is a serious lack of 'missing' posters and milk carton ads."

Wierdo: "Holy craps! That super computer is genious! Why didn't I think of that? You abducted ppl?

Alien (*chuckles in background): Yeah, we're pretty brilliant. Yeah we abducted people. We already have your father, mother, brother, dog, and a few of those soft purple dinosaur things stuffed with cotton. We took those from your 'Barney collection.' You are screwed up."

Wierdo: NO! My dollies! What is your plan of attack?

Alien (*a few aliens laughing out loud in background*): Uh...we're gonna suicide bomb New Mexico with our biggest ship. Oh, but not before causing a few volcano eruptions and some of those quake dealies. After all, we control the tectonic plates with our mind powers. I also bend spoons with my thoughts Oh, if it comforts you at all, there are a few humans that managed to escape our test facilities and are forming a resistance. Don't ask how the hell they can breathe on our planet. Kind of wierd."

Wierdo: We're all doom3d! I'm telling everyone on my planet. Armag3dd0n is coming! Noes!!

Alien: Okay bye.

Wierdo: Kthx for telling me. Bye.

Alien (*hangs up phone*): Haha...what a dumb ass E.T. paranoid nerd. If they only knew how behind we are in technology... at least we have uber long distance phones. Now he's going to tell the world and then he'll ge thrown in a mental hospital.

 

[Brian Damage]

Reminds me of a comic I saw a while ago. A bunch of little aliens have landed in their shiny spaceship, and one of them's stepped out and struck up a conversation with a human nearby...

"Oh, you're actually much more advanced than we are. I mean, you see that thing we came in? That was supposed to be a can-opener..."

 

[clarky003]

http://www.ncbuy.com/news/2004-07-19/1010116.html

Man this totally screws with my Sept 30th release date idea...damn...no half-life 2 before aliens destroy us....

/end sarcasm

/sneeze I'm sorry, I'm allergic to Bull-Shit.
(Who can tell me what that's from?)

I think this might be the dumbest thing I have ever heard...he will probably commit suicide on the 30th when he realizes he is an idiot...

lol, Id have to say thats a complete load of Bull, like that guy who said a Meteor was gonna hit us on something like 28th of June 2004 :dozey: ,, lol.

its more likely that any kind of Aliens who had the ability to produce the technology to get here, would want to invest their time studying rather than destroying. + in order to make the effort to travel here they would have some kind of higher intelligence and understanding, and perhaps appreciation, even if they where interdimensional beings. , (if they exist)


he just sounds paranoid.

 

[el Chi]

Well a brain is known to be the most powerful computer....billions of computations(sp?) a second.Of course thats if it's used at 100%.

We don't use 100% of our brain. Not even close, sadly.

But on-topic: "E.T. expert Dr. Terry Johnson" for ET expert are we supposed to read "Fruit cake"? The man is obviously a nut-job.

It sounds hopeless, but he says hundreds of human abductees are working as a resistance force by learning to fly UFOs.

Well thank Christ for that :hmph:

Some humans will be saved, and Johnson says many are already being abducted to other planets to be used as super computers.

We can only hope he's one of them. I fear they'll be rather disappointed with their new "supercomputer".

 

[DevgruSeal]

/sneeze I'm sorry, I'm allergic to Bull-Shit.
(Who can tell me what that's from?)

I think this might be the dumbest thing I have ever heard...he will probably commit suicide on the 30th when he realizes he is an idiot...

Its from I, ROBOT

 

[PvtRyan]

We don't use 100% of our brain. Not even close, sadly.

We do. It's a myth that we only use 10% of our brain. We only use a certain percentage of that brain at the same time. But there are no parts in our brain that we don't use.
It would be a waste of energy anyway since the brain consumes 25% of all your energy and it would go against evolutionary laws to have useless energy consuming pieces of meat in your head. Mmmmm brain.... meat..... must.... have... meat...

 

[The Mullinator]

If they were to take me in I would use my new powers over them to help the other human super computers take over.

Invading us would be their downfall and our long term gain.

 

[el Chi]

We do. It's a myth that we only use 10% of our brain. We only use a certain percentage of that brain at the same time. But there are no parts in our brain that we don't use.
It would be a waste of energy anyway since the brain consumes 25% of all your energy and it would go against evolutionary laws to have useless energy consuming pieces of meat in your head. Mmmmm brain.... meat..... must.... have... meat...

Sorry... Wires crossed. My bad

 

[LittleB]

Lol. And I suppose his Alien buddies tipped him off right? He's just a E.T. Fanatic that looks up pictures of crop circles 24 hours a day and pretends to communicate with aliens. He also wears tin foil hats.

------------------------------------------------------------
Phone conversation transcript. Aliens talk to wierdo E.T. nerd.
------------------------------------------------------------
Alien: "Hey wierdo, we have something to tell you."

Wierdo: "OMG..ali3ns!"

Alien: "Yep"

Wierdo: "What is y0ur m3ssage 2 mE?

Alien: "Well, we're blowing up your gay little planet on the 29th of September. I want you to spread the word to virtually unknown news websites."

Wierdo: "WTFBBQ? You are blowing up Earth? Why?"

Alien: "Yep, we're blowing up Earth. The reason is because umm...we're afraid of human kind becoming more powerful through science and whatnot. We also intend on constructing a super computer using the brains of abductees. We have abducted several people now...but what's funny is that nobody has noticed. I mean...there is a serious lack of 'missing' posters and milk carton ads."

Wierdo: "Holy craps! That super computer is genious! Why didn't I think of that? You abducted ppl?

Alien (*chuckles in background): Yeah, we're pretty brilliant. Yeah we abducted people. We already have your father, mother, brother, dog, and a few of those soft purple dinosaur things stuffed with cotton. We took those from your 'Barney collection.' You are screwed up."

Wierdo: NO! My dollies! What is your plan of attack?

Alien (*a few aliens laughing out loud in background*): Uh...we're gonna suicide bomb New Mexico with our biggest ship. Oh, but not before causing a few volcano eruptions and some of those quake dealies. After all, we control the tectonic plates with our mind powers. I also bend spoons with my thoughts Oh, if it comforts you at all, there are a few humans that managed to escape our test facilities and are forming a resistance. Don't ask how the hell they can breathe on our planet. Kind of wierd."

Wierdo: We're all doom3d! I'm telling everyone on my planet. Armag3dd0n is coming! Noes!!

Alien: Okay bye.

Wierdo: Kthx for telling me. Bye.

Alien (*hangs up phone*): Haha...what a dumb ass E.T. paranoid nerd. If they only knew how behind we are in technology... at least we have uber long distance phones. Now he's going to tell the world and then he'll ge thrown in a mental hospital.

Hehe it'd be funny if all they;re doing is prank-callling from their low-tech planet millions of ly's away


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