World Destruction begins Tomorrow

redundant said:
sweet! i don't have to study for my final high school exams.

*throws all textbooks out the window*
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What if they see you, and then say "Now, take the final high school exams and pass, becuase if you don't pass, YOU WILL DIE"
Wouldn't you feel silly then?
 
Yay I Am Running Naked Tomorrow And Taking Pictures! Yay!
 
Farrowlesparrow said:
Heh yeah. I know the universe is a big place, but to me a close call is a large asteroid bouncing off Germany.
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I don't think asteroids bounce, especially when they hit Germany. :(
 
Well, it's the 29th now and I'm not dead yet. What about you people?
 
I feel kinda dead inside. A little. Does that count?
 
Is this asteroid called Sedna? Or is that something else?

I think I read about it in this old book on spontaneous human combustion...
 
Varg|Hund said:
Well, it's the 29th now and I'm not dead yet. What about you people?
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seem to be quite alive here too.

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Rule #341 for doomsayers. When predicting the end of the world, make it millions of years from now like NASA does, that way nobody can prove you wrong, don't make it the next bleeding day lol!
 
we're all dead and have gone to heaven. which is why we're getting all this information about HL2 all of a sudden :dozey:
 
Dedalus said:
we're all dead and have gone to heaven. which is why we're getting all this information about HL2 all of a sudden :dozey:
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So thats why im not getting laid then? Heaven + sex = no entry.. geddit? meh never mind :p
 
No, still alive back here. But I think I saw an alien crossing the road just now. But that was probably just Luke Skywalker. :p
 
I felt a disturbance in the force earlier, but it was just wind.
 
The destruction of the world began the very moment that the world was created. Just as we humans start to die the very second we are born into this world.

I'm feeling rather positive today ;)
 
I just heard a thump from outside... maybe that asteroid landed in our backyard garden...

I'll go check...
 
It's raining and there's a sinister looking pigeon on the fence outside but the world doesn't seem to be ending. Hopefully the world wont end before HL2 is released. That would be a complete bitch.

Edit: The pigeon is gone. Duck and cover!
 
Pressure said:
Haha common myth. We use 100% of our brain just not all at once.
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i use 127% of my brain... the government are looking for me! :eek:

edit: NeptuneUK is NOT an alien, do NOT investigate his mysterious and untimely dissappearance, the government has NOT taken him away for research and there is nothing to see here....
 
I try to tell people....pigeons are going to KILL US ALL MAISHSUHAHAUAAA!!!!!!

But really, what a load of shit.
Asteroids dont kill people - people kill people.

Anyway even if such an event occured I would point and say "Natural selection in action".
 
World still got 5 hours left to destroy itself. And yes, it's confirmed that it was Luke Skywalker I saw earlier, and not an alien.
 
I think they kinda miscalculated the asteroid's size... cos' for the last two hours or so I've had this hot little football-sized rock with all these pockmarks on it sitting in our backyard fishpond...
 
mortiz said:
=S Sound's like Battlefield Earth, it look's like the guy who wrote that article has just taken a load of idea's from various science fiction movie's, it's a joke.

It's also interesting to note about a lot of these articles, how does he know the Alien's plans?
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I hav see that movies few days ago, is of bad quality but worth wacht it
 
Oh no, the tempature droped 0,1°C in one minute!!! A new ice age!!!!!
 
I guess the destruction of earth got delayed.

Varg|Hund said:
Well, it's the 29th now and I'm not dead yet. What about you people?
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/me touches penis

Nope, still there. Can't be in hell then...
 
damn vivendi/UNIVERSAL
Coincidence....





















Yeah probably.
 
haha, in science class today everyone was freaking out saying that we are all gonna die at 9.37pm tonight because we were gonna be hit my an astroid... I just laughed. And laughed. :D
 
i'm terribly sorry, valve has delayed the destruction of the world.
 
SHIPPI said:
haha, in science class today everyone was freaking out saying that we are all gonna die at 9.37pm tonight because we were gonna be hit my an astroid... I just laughed. And laughed. :D
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im sorry was that pacific standard time
 
God.. why did I run naked today then... I threw away everything I had... now I am sitting naked, in school lab and people stare at me :(

Help, make a donation!
 
Brian Damage said:
I just heard a thump from outside... maybe that asteroid landed in our backyard garden...

I'll go check...
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It's probably no bigger than a chihuahuas head.
 
Oh yeah, there was another page after that one. Anyway, I was reffering to the Simpsons :E
 
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