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ok, this is long, lol, but read it anyway.
disclaimer: this is all fiction. lol. sure.
^ had to say that, just becuz. read on.
wow. any of you guys ever done something as a teenager that you, ummm, thought wasnt very smart? lol
recently me and my friend decided we would go and terrorize some people, you know, for fun. we dressed up in all black, covered our faces in black soot, the works. We had the standard tac-pac, with all the good stuff, you know, gloves, water, binoculars, blah blah blah. anyway, after terrorizing a house enough with, umm, a certain *thing*, the people got pretty mad. me and steve were in a ditch across from their house, on the other side of the street.
we saw them come out and see our 'handywork'. they were not happy. i was peering through the binocs when i saw them go in and come back out with...a shotgun..
We both put our heads down. We heard thunder. Like a millisecond later we heard the stuff whizzing right over our heads. HOLY SHIT lol, we were high on adrenaline. both of us were shaking like crazy. they shouted "One more time you MF's, I don't play around! One more time!' Now see, they had shot into the woods right behind us because thats where they assumed we were. Lucky we were in the ditch.
They started to come towards us. I looked at steve, and said, "We have to lowcrawl down the ditch. See if you can turn around."
He said, "I cant. I cant move, they'll see me." They were getting closer.
I said, "You have to." Steve spun around and low crawled down the ditch, I was right behind him.
Now, we found refuge in the woods, right beside a dirt road, not far from the brick house we had terrorized. We decided to hold up there for an hour or so. While lying on the ground, we heard footsteps coming down the road, accompanied with voices. They were coming! SHIZA. lol.
I whispered, "Don't Fing move." They walked right past us. We layed still as logs. They came back by about 10 minutes later, no farther than 2 feet from us, but due to our black clothing, they didn't see us. OMG the adrenaline was pumping, and i was scared as hell. Now, these people were after us. As we made our way home, we saw them riding down the street with a searchlight pointed out the window. But nope, they didnt get us. Our night operation was a success.
Now, we were thinking about how the shotgun ammo went less than a foot over our heads, and we are pretty pizzed about that. In a month or so, we will pay them another visit perhaps.
disclaimer: this is all fiction. lol. sure.
^ had to say that, just becuz. read on.
wow. any of you guys ever done something as a teenager that you, ummm, thought wasnt very smart? lol
recently me and my friend decided we would go and terrorize some people, you know, for fun. we dressed up in all black, covered our faces in black soot, the works. We had the standard tac-pac, with all the good stuff, you know, gloves, water, binoculars, blah blah blah. anyway, after terrorizing a house enough with, umm, a certain *thing*, the people got pretty mad. me and steve were in a ditch across from their house, on the other side of the street.
we saw them come out and see our 'handywork'. they were not happy. i was peering through the binocs when i saw them go in and come back out with...a shotgun..
We both put our heads down. We heard thunder. Like a millisecond later we heard the stuff whizzing right over our heads. HOLY SHIT lol, we were high on adrenaline. both of us were shaking like crazy. they shouted "One more time you MF's, I don't play around! One more time!' Now see, they had shot into the woods right behind us because thats where they assumed we were. Lucky we were in the ditch. They started to come towards us. I looked at steve, and said, "We have to lowcrawl down the ditch. See if you can turn around."
He said, "I cant. I cant move, they'll see me." They were getting closer.
I said, "You have to." Steve spun around and low crawled down the ditch, I was right behind him.
Now, we found refuge in the woods, right beside a dirt road, not far from the brick house we had terrorized. We decided to hold up there for an hour or so. While lying on the ground, we heard footsteps coming down the road, accompanied with voices. They were coming! SHIZA. lol.
I whispered, "Don't Fing move." They walked right past us. We layed still as logs. They came back by about 10 minutes later, no farther than 2 feet from us, but due to our black clothing, they didn't see us. OMG the adrenaline was pumping, and i was scared as hell. Now, these people were after us. As we made our way home, we saw them riding down the street with a searchlight pointed out the window. But nope, they didnt get us. Our night operation was a success.
Now, we were thinking about how the shotgun ammo went less than a foot over our heads, and we are pretty pizzed about that. In a month or so, we will pay them another visit perhaps.
