What are some of the most random things you've heard?

[Evo]

Couple years ago in RE my mate said
"Im gonna headbutt the table"
I went
"Yeah whatever"
not really listening to him
then...
BANG!!!
*i look to my right*
mate goes
"Ow my head!"


This was right in front of the teacher who preceded to go
"What?!?"

 

[Uriel]

Just the picture of your friend angers me greatly. Reminds me of Hacker Trash that you see at Lan Parties w/ sleeping bags and long dirty hair.

BLEAH!

 

[Dalamari]

When the golfers at my school look directly at me and just start rapping

 

[Beerdude26]

Just the picture of your friend angers me greatly. Reminds me of Hacker Trash that you see at Lan Parties w/ sleeping bags and long dirty hair.

BLEAH!

You kind of, ummm, described me

Why do you hate us D:

 

[Revisedsoul]

i heard 2 60 year old ladies talking about molten core(world of warcraft)

 

[JNightshade]

"Heelflips are fag tricks. Only kids from Florida do heelflips."