What are your plans for Halloween?

I plan to put the fear of god into any little bastards that come round to my house.

Or, more correctly, the fear of Pi.
 
Using liquid latex would be so much easier.
 
i wish i could still trick or treat and not be looked at like i have 3 heads. damn you society!

I suppose i'll get drunk and rob some little kids of their sour patch kids
 
I go trick or treating every year ..with my 2 kids.

I'll be going again this year. My son is going as Darth Vader (his choice) and my daughter is going as a cute frog. Of course daddy will be inspecting the candy once we get home. My wife is staying at home to give out candy ..we have our entrance way decorated with lifesize skulls, giant spiders and two fairly large stone looking gargoyles ..plus my brother in law may bring his 1965 cadillac hearse and park it in front of my house, complete with coffin and full sized skeleton.

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Halloween is awesome
 
SamuraiKenji said:
Going as a marine....gonna shoot the little ******s that plague my area
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Throw whole toilet paper at them, its enough to knock them down, and cheaper than using bullets

You need to convert that hurse to become the ghostbusters mobile
 
nah it's much better as a death mobile ..you should see the looks I get from neighbours when it's parked outside of my house ..sometimes I **** with them and walk to the car and back carrying a shovel or multiple garbage bags (works best with a pumpkin or melon in one of the bags)
 
hot564231 said:
Don't know where to get it without going into a sex shop.
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lol, I don't think liquid latex is sold at sex shops. It's sold everywhere now that it's halloween, any costume store should have it.

But eh, you probably wouldn't know how to use it without someone first showing you. Go watch some tutorials online if you really care.
 
I've seen the two-face making tutorial, look good, but although, I'm not looking for "OMG! I has an awesome hollowenn suitz LUL!"

Beats looking like a clone in the joker army for holloween.
 
guys DO NOT wear a costume that obscures your face ...every ****ing woman on halloween dresses like a HO and you guys want to make yourself unattractive/scary looking? dress as superman, bond or hell even santa claus (just the hat) ..gets waaaaay more chicks than someone wearing a giant turtle mask

damn kids these days with their weird priorities
 
probably staying home, watching some sports on the TV.
 
I also remember about 2 years ago. I bought a large pot of pennysweets and was eating them while watching TV. Some kids came to the door, I answered it while holding the tub and eating. They said
'Trick or treat!'
I was all
'Sorry, we havn't got any sweets...'
'But your eating some!!'
'Mine...'
*shuts door*

:laugh: I lol'd
 
you know you just invited them to egg your house?

"trick or treat" ..no treat = your house is set on fire ..at least that's what I would have done
 
CptStern said:
you know you just invited them to egg your house?

"trick or treat" ..no treat = your house is set on fire ..at least that's what I would have done
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Did they even have trick or treating back in your youngin' days?
 
They called it "witch hunting" back then. Lots of burning.
 
You see, where I live. Chavs wearing nothing but... Chav clothing... trick or treat our houses. We normally just turn our front lights off and become loners.
 
Hmm, plans in the works for a possible Fear Fest trip with friends.
 
im going to dress ALL in black and hide in bushes
And when kids come by
its rape time
 
Gemma said:
im going to dress ALL in black and hide in bushes
And when kids come by
its rape time
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Do you have a fantasy of being confronted and taken advantage of by a large mob of fifth graders?
 
I wish kids came by our house. For a few years I spooked up the yard, but we're too far away for trick or treaters. If I'm not working, I may go ride bikes around San Francisco.
 
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