what colour are you?

what colour are you?

  • whitey mcWhite

    Votes: 75 77.3%
  • terrorist Brown

    Votes: 4 4.1%
  • light mud coloured european

    Votes: 10 10.3%
  • asian curry yellow

    Votes: 7 7.2%
  • geronimo red

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • police suspect black

    Votes: 1 1.0%

  • Total voters
    97
  • Poll closed .

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disclaimer: not to be taken seriously, I hate all races equally
 
Peach, **** you envelope colored f*ckers.
 
Police suspect black. Hah! It's funny because it's true :D

/me gets beaten to death by intelligent and non-racist people
(a.k.a: just kidding :p)
 
WHITE, should be vaguely mud coloured european, however for as long as I was a child my mum used to smother me in factor 600 sun cream.. joy :p
 
1/2 Terrorist Brown
1/2 Whitey McWhite

Gave Terrorist Brown the old Affirmative Action vote.
 
Peach, **** you envelope colored f*ckers.

The more I think of where I got this, the more I remember this was the "Racist" talk my dad gave me. In order to believe that color doesn't matter, he was like, "WHat color are you?" "White!" "No..THIS is white *holds up envelope* You are peach."
 
Stern you should've made an option called dead white, cause that's how pale I am LOL
 
you cant possibly be whiter than Whitey McWhite
 
White, although i do go a nice shade of traffic light red without the factor 600 suncream.
 
Light mud. Kind of a Mediterranean tan. With two dark nipples. Tough outside, smooth inside.
 
White with a perma-slight-tan thanks to me being half mexican
 
This does not correspond to the values available in apartheid South Africa.

Probably the first option, I guess. Maybe a bit of mud coloured South European in me.
 
Im kinda like tanned but im chinese... is that curry?
 
A nice European white, but I'm immune to sunburn/tans and have jet black hair thanks to a Cherokee great-grandfather.
 
where does olive fit in? I'm not white, I don't get pink or burn in the sun, but I'm not brown. Closer to yellow I guess.
 
That's odd, in the summer I is a cracker, but in the winter I am black. Probably my extremely rich and fortunate ancestry.
 
where does olive fit in? I'm not white, I don't get pink or burn in the sun, but I'm not brown. Closer to yellow I guess.


you're:

light mud coloured european
 
Right now, I'm green and purple and yellow and sun and vortex-colored!

Yep, I'm that high :D
 
Italian and Filipino, so i'm rather brown.

But I picked asian.
 
*looks at hands*


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Gee. Hard to tell.
 
Asian Curry Yellow. I also eat pigs blood cake and chicken feet.
 
I am tie-dye coloured. Everyone stares at me as I walk down the street, and parents shield there childrens eyes as I walk past.
 
We have a black guy?

On an Internet forum?

About a computer game?

AWESOME :D
 
I never understood why this was a factor on standardized tests.

Whitebread.
 
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