What do I do? Wedding Anniversary is on Realease day!!

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What do I do? Wedding Anniversary is on Release day!!

Ok...what to do?

Wife...?

HL2...?

Which do I choose???
 
LMAO

Wife, show her a good time fella. Only comes once a year
 
Kazreal said:
Ok...what to do?

Wife...?

HL2...?

Which do I choose???
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you could have asked that question in two places.
1) A computer games forum (hl2.net)
or
2) a relationship/dating based forum (not hl2.net- however much it may seem that way)

I think you've already made your choice... thats gonna be one angry wife :p
 
$niffy said:
LMAO

Wife, show her a good time fella. Only comes once a year
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It only comes more than once a year now??

Whoa...
 
Anniversary and then the next day you can play hl2 but i sujest that you dont go on any forums or internet so you dont get any spoilers play the game or at least some of the game first then go on it
 
Kazreal said:
Ok...what to do?

Wife...?

HL2...?

Which do I choose???
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This is simple, go down to Florida. For your anniversary, take her on an airboat similar to that of Gordons, through the Everglades. Then take her to a luxurious seafood restaurant and order CRABS.
Then go to a Castle and climb the highest Citadel.

There you go, best of both worlds :p
 
Wife, seriously. Ok, so its HL2, but it still is, just a game.
 
DEATH eVADER said:
This is simple, go down to Florida. For your anniversary, take her on an airboat similar to that of Gordons, through the Everglades. Then take her to a luxurious seafood restaurant and order CRABS.

There you go, best of both worlds :p
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That's a great idea...

Thanks for the idea, but I don't want to give her CRABS!!
 
both - simultaneous (pronounced like Chef in Southpark) baby!
 
Kazreal said:
That's a great idea...

Thanks for the idea, but I don't want to give her CRABS!!
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I started to burst out laughing in the middle of the god damn library because of that little remark, okay to make it more sensible, order Lobster instead
 
Posting in the Gold forum doesn't increase your post count, since its created for spamming.
 
Kazreal said:
Ok...what to do?

Wife...?

HL2...?

Which do I choose???
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Start her on HL1 now, by the time HL2 is out she will want it as much as you ;)

Seriously tho, go with the anniversary :p
 
Simple, knock her over the head or slip her some sleeping pills. Let her go out for a whole 24 hours while you play HL2 furiously. Then, when she wakes up pretend nothing happened, dont mark the day off on the calender and set all digital clocks back to the day before. PLay it like it never happened....
It works, I tried it.







Or not.
-Alix
 
$niffy said:
LMAO

Wife, show her a good time fella. Only comes once a year
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IT must be pointed out that the release of HL2 only comes once in a life time!!!!.... there will "maybe" be another anniversary next year anyway.
 
If your wife was like mine, you'd go out, do your thing, and once you had a little celebration, she'd sit down with you and watch you play...
my wife regularly just sits with me while i play, and even will get excited when action heats things up a bit. Might even get a reward for saving the world! I mean really...six years is a long time to wait, and you guys have the rest of your lives together...communication and proper planning can make everything go smoothly. Heck, my wife's booked the day off of work so she can stay home with me on release day!
 
Take you wife out on an anniverary. Show her a good time... then tell her you've been waiting for Half Life 2 for 6 years and it came out on your anniversary date and you have been worried about who to show affection to.. your wife.. or your game.. then show take a bat and destroy your computer with your Steam account on it and say "That is how much I love you" and vow to never play HL2.

Then email me you Steam account so I can play HL2. Thanks.
 
I see the headlines in front of me.

"Man looses his wife on their anniversary - choose to play the most anticipated game of 2004."
 
Take her out for a nice meal, and conceal a laptop in your bag.

Every time she nips off to the loo i'd say you'll get a good 2-5 minutes gameplay :p

failing that, you could just wait one more day :)
 
Remember that 16th is when the game ships. So it will be in stores on the 17th or 18th.
 
I'd say (if you have the money) buy it early in the morning and then treat your wife to a nice restaurant....

lol.
 
the chances of someone asking this kind of question, and actually having a wife.. are pretty damn slim.

one would think the choice to be obvious.
 
Divorce. A wife is just wasted resources when it could be spent playing Half-Life 2.
 
Peqkx said:
Divorce. A wife is just wasted resources when it could be spent playing Half-Life 2.
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"Sorry babe, but uh... Half-Life 2's coming out tomorrow. I want a divorce. Now."
 
Kazreal said:
Ok...what to do?

Wife...?

HL2...?

Which do I choose???
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OH NOES!!!1

ditch the wife, quit the job and lock urself up in the computer room and play til ur hands fall off :p
 
If you need to think about this one ?............................send your wife over to my place and I'll bang the shit outta her for you.
 
Call in to work sick, but don't tell your wife, take your computer and drive furiously to a friends house and play there. After 'work' take computer+hl2 home, take wife out to whatever your gonna do after that.


^^
 
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