What female physical feature turns you off?

[Eejit]

Oh christ no, I couldn't be a dentist, the mere thought sickens me. I'd wind up vomiting in every patients mouth.

EDIT: /me shakes fist at Stig and Phobie. Heathens.

1 girl 1 cormeh 1 cup?

 

[Glirk Dient]

heh I worded the poll in a such a way that no matter which one you pick it makes you sound like you're ok with the other choices

"you hate stretch marks but are ok with missing limbs? you sick demented .."


darkside: yes

So...do you ever get freeky with that nub?

 

[Stigmata]

Girlstaches can be shaven.

Bad teeth require hammers.

Too much effort.

 

[Phobie]

Never shaven, I hear they come back thicker. Luckily my hair is fair and thusly there is none on my fayse.

Bad teeth require shotgun to the mouth.

 

[Angry Lawyer]

Pirate patch. And when I say that, I mean all women I sleep with need to be wearing a pirate patch and saying "Arr!" all the time, regardless of whether she's missing an eye.

-Angry Lawyer

 

[JNightshade]

Pirate patch. And when I say that, I mean all women I sleep with need to be wearing a pirate patch and saying "Arr!" all the time, regardless of whether she's missing an eye.

-Angry Lawyer

Now this man has taste! :smoking:

-Jangry Nawyer

 

[Hazar]

Being out of shape is bad, and having terrible teeth is worse, but a solid femstache... oh god D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D:

quoted for truth

 

[Angry Lawyer]

Now this man has taste! :smoking:

-Jangry Nawyer

Having a wooden pirate-leg also helps the matter.

-Angry Lawyer

 

[Slug Advisor]

I didn't vote because I think I'm going to vomit straight into this thread. Oh God... It's probably going to leave a huge stain on HL2.net.

But seriously, I voted for exposed eye sockets.

 

[Glirk Dient]

Pirate patch. And when I say that, I mean all women I sleep with need to be wearing a pirate patch and saying "Arr!" all the time, regardless of whether she's missing an eye.

-Angry Lawyer

Missing limbs are a plus, then they can wear a wooden leg too!

 

[Druckles]

/me wipes vomit stains off sleeve

I'm kind of shallow, sometimes, when it comes to girls, so I find it hard to find what puts me off most

 

[CptStern]

Missing limbs are a plus, then they can wear a wooden leg too!

aim higher: attachments ...i'll let your imagination fill in the blanks but something dual pronged is a must

 

[Tyguy]

aim higher: attachments ...i'll let your imagination fill in the blanks but something dual pronged is a must

ewww, heather mills for the LOSS

 

[Krynn72]

Hard choice. Toss up between bad teeth, mustache, and a pulse.

I went with the teeth.

 

[CptStern]

ewww, heather mills for the LOSS

oh dont be such a prude ..you havent lived till you've tried one of these

:O

 

[Sam]

I'd do a girl who was dressed like a pirate. Arrrrrr.

Edit: didn't read it properly til now, I see I share something with Lawyer. Good times.

 

[DEATH eVADER]

I said mustache hair, but what really puts me off is botox

 

[NeptuneUK]

Damn, psycho chicks dont get a mention because it's not 'physical'.

 

[Druckles]

When I was thirteen, I had an inside joke with some internet friends that I was missing an eye and my 22-year-old internet pedoboyfriend would **** me in the eye socket.

I... just thought I would share.

Is your name Cassandra...?

 

[Glirk Dient]

When I was thirteen, I had an inside joke with some internet friends that I was missing an eye and my 22-year-old internet pedoboyfriend would **** me in the eye socket.

I... just thought I would share.

When I was 22 me and my friends had an a joke that I would f*ck a girl with an eye patch...wait OH SHI-

 

[watermonster]

That's actually quite valuable data. Teeth, I never really thought bad teeth could be a turn off to so many.

 

[Asknoone]

When I was thirteen, I had an inside joke with some internet friends that I was missing an eye and my 22-year-old internet pedoboyfriend would **** me in the eye socket.

I... just thought I would share.

Very thoughtful of you. We'll see how better it makes my day.

 

[Shift]

Gotta be the missing teeth, but a tash aint too great either.

 

[MJ12]

Well, to the OP, I think all that you listed were general turn offs for anyone, except I don't mind freckles, they can be cute.

However, females are the epidemy of biological artistic beauty.

 

[Acepilotf14]

Hairy/bad teefers.
The counseler at my school has hairy arms. It disgusts me. :|
Freckles rock. That girl I always mention in threads like these that I used to like/still like in some form or way? She has freckles.
**** yeah.

 

[Angry Lawyer]

Robot hands are a big turnoff, actually.

-Angry Lawyer

 

[sinkoman]

I'm down with the peach fuzz.

Stretch marks are a no no...

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

I would have to say a pulse, but that problem can be fixed pretty easily.

 

[MJ12]

Robot hands are a big turnoff, actually.

-Angry Lawyer

You wouldn't have sex with the female terminators?

 

[Dalamari]

Teeth

 

[oldagerocker]

Definitely hair... particularly too noticeable facial hair. However good looking she is from a distance, that just ****s it all up.

 

[_Z_Ryuken]

I choose missing teeth. *shudder*

Other than being picky and NEEDING females to be at least somewhat attractive, I don't care what other features they have or don't have.

Big feet small feet, big boobs small boobs, hairy not hairy, huge ass small ass (but not no ass), deep voice high voice no voice, doesn't matter as long as they dress cute and smell nice and aren't hideous.

 

[Sam]

You wouldn't have sex with the female terminators?

At no point did Lawyer say he would not have sex with anything and everything within a 5 mile radius.

 

[Raziaar]

It's gotta be the gills. I see too many women walking around these days with gills.

 

[CyberPitz]

Freckles rock.
Giant moles don't.

I voted for "Meth head teeth"

 

[French Ninja]

Shitloads of piercings and tatoos, especially tramp stamps.

But on that list, cauliflower butt

 

[Dan]

you really should have had multiple options. But blotchy skin and hair lip is no good.

 

[delusional]

It's gotta be the gills. I see too many women walking around these days with gills.

Are you a confused merman?

 

[sinkoman]

Shitloads of piercings and tatoos, especially tramp stamps.

But on that list, cauliflower butt

Tramp stamp = instaboner

Belly ring = instaboner

Anything more = bonerkiller

 

[Saturos]

a penis/testicles etc.

You mean a man-gina? LOL

Yeah, there's not enough poll options. The thing that turns me off the most about a chick is one with poor hygiene. I've walked away from a couple of potential GFs in the past because when I went to kiss them, I found out the hard way they had serious bad breath. It's a shame too, because they were cute, it's just..., well...blah. I'd like them to be a little more self-conscious when they go to kiss a guy you know? Not too materialistic however.