What funeral arrangement would you choose?

[CptStern]

..as in when you're dead, the ole pasture up in the sky, the big house etc etc

 

[Pesmerga]

Burial in open earth.

 

[CptStern]

Burial in open earth.

you chose:

"unceremoniously dumped/eaten by stray dogs"


unless you plan to put some earth back so that the hole isnt so open ..then you choose

"buried in coffin"

which is sort of the same cuz you'll be out of your box in a fgew months time ..coffins completely break apart within a few months burial

 

[Pesmerga]

I chose "ceremoniously buried without a coffin"

But if the coffin is biodegradable, then sure.

 

[99.vikram]

Cremated, sent to space in capsule. Where I couldn't go in life, I'll go after death.

 

[Kyorisu]

Cremated and above the fireplace here. I have a relative above mine as it is.

"What's that?"
"My grandmother"
"Oh"

 

[CptStern]

I chose "ceremoniously buried without a coffin"

But if the coffin is biodegradable, then sure.

all coffins are biodegradable ..at least eventually

my brother in law worked for the city a decade or so ago ..mostly at the cemetary ..says coffins wouldnt last very long and by years end there wouldnt be much left to support the body ..so by default, everyone rests in a grave without a box ...eventually


oh and when they cremate you, not everything burns ..some of your bones remain ..they grind that up in something that resembles a rock tumbler

 

[Kyorisu]

Theres some crazy things you can do with a deceased person. Such as turn some of their carbon into diamonds.

http://www.lifegem.com/secondary/whatisLG2006.aspx

 

[Stigmata]

Donated to science. I'd rather my body be put to good use, rather than annihilated or buried to rot.

 

[Insano]

Frozen into carbonyte and sent into space so aliens can turn my into their secret weapon.

 

[CptStern]

Frozen into carbonyte and sent into space so aliens can turn my into their secret weapon.

or a popsicle

"this one tastes like human"

 

[Insano]

or a popsicle

"this one tastes like human"

You just gave me a new idea to spread AIDS D:

 

[Bob_Marley]

Stuffed and put on the sofa.

 

[Shamrock]

You just gave me a new idea to spread AIDS D:

LMFAO! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

I can't stop laughing.

Ok. I stopped.

Now to get to my burial, I want to be enclosed in a sarcophagus.

 

[firenbrimstone]

I want my parts all divvied up to whomever needs them... organ donation!! And the leftovers can go to science... or stray dogs... or starving necrophiliacs... doesn't really matter to me!

 

[Polaris]

I would like to have Viking/Hindu funeral. Being released to the ocean on a funeral pyre and set on fire...

 

[el Chi]

all coffins are biodegradable ..at least eventually

Unless you're buried in a granite coffin. Imagine how many pall bearers you'd need...

Personally I'd rather be sliced up by clumsy medical students and then have the various remaining portions of my cadaver ignobly stuffed in jars full of formaldehyde.

 

[Deleted member 56031]

Cremated and sent into space

 

[CptStern]

Unless you're buried in a granite coffin. Imagine how many pall bearers you'd need...

Personally I'd rather be sliced up by clumsy medical students and then have the various remaining portions of my cadaver ignobly stuffed in jars full of formaldehyde.

"hey look I'm all hands" /waves el chi's severed hand


"hey look I'm an elephant" .....

 

[Crushenator 500]

Out of the vote options, full viking funeral pyre definately!!

How is this even contested?!

 

[Raziaar]

Sorry... I'm going to space without cremation. That's right, as a full bodied and capable corpse.

 

[Asuka]

Dunno @ this time. I'm immortal so ya.

 

[Asknoone]

Death? DEATH? Not on the cards, I'm afraid.

 

[Musk]

Buried in the ground. i don't know why, just seems better to me

 

[Insano]

Death? DEATH? Not on the cards, I'm afraid.

We'll see about that, Missster Sssamon...

 

[el Chi]

"hey look I'm all hands" /waves el chi's severed hand


"hey look I'm an elephant" .....

Leave my dismembered corpse alone! It's totally... ARMLESS!
*Buddum-tsssh!*

 

[Krynn72]

Launched into space in a capsule. Without being cremated.

Because futurama did it.

 

[Shamrock]

Launched into space in a capsule. Without being cremated.

Because futurama did it.

We meet again Krynn...

DANCE OFF!

 

[Atomic_Piggy]

Cremated: sent to space in capsule

 

[Darkside55]

Cremated, thrown off a cliff into the ocean.

Although that lifegem thing sounds pretty ballsy.

 

[The Monkey]

I made a thread about this not long ago.

 

[Rico]

I'm choosing to give something back to my future generations. Here's my plan:

After I die, I'm going to have my body stuffed. I want to have them also add joints at my elbows/knees/etc, essentially, like a life-sized G.I JOE.

I will have a kung-fu grip and roller-skates attached to my feet. I will also request that I be brought out every year for my grandkids on their birthday, as well as family gatherings. Each family gathering I will ask that they dress me in a different costume. Some sample costume choices will be: Pirate, Ninja, Pirate-Ninja, Zombie, Clown, George Washington.

It's gonna be awesome, and maybe for my last grandkid, I can have them stuff the corpse with candy and hang it like a pinata!

 

[Darkside55]

This man is a genius.

 

[Sam]

I'm choosing to give something back to my future generations. Here's my plan:

After I die, I'm going to have my body stuffed. I want to have them also add joints at my elbows/knees/etc, essentially, like a life-sized G.I JOE.

I will have a kung-fu grip and roller-skates attached to my feet. I will also request that I be brought out every year for my grandkids on their birthday, as well as family gatherings. Each family gathering I will ask that they dress me in a different costume. Some sample costume choices will be: Pirate, Ninja, Pirate-Ninja, Zombie, Clown, George Washington.

It's gonna be awesome, and maybe for my last grandkid, I can have them stuff the corpse with candy and hang it like a pinata!

Beat me to it, you fecker. I would have want animatronics inside me to move me about by remote control though.

I plumped for donating to medicine/science. I'm not using my body when I'm dead.

 

[MJ12]

For science, to better human kind in health and knowledge.

 

[Icarusintel]

The Vikings did it right. Metalocalypse proves this.

 

[el Chi]

Do to the quantities of anticonvulsants in my blood stream I'm not allowed to give blood. I'm going to go ahead and assume that this also means I can't be an organ donor?
But surely I could still be of some use to medical science/students/weddings, birthdays and bahmitzvas...?

 

[Stigmata]

You'd make a wonderful pinata, I'm sure.

 

[delusional]

I chose space, even though I'd rather be in a space suit.

But if that doesn't work out, I want to be cremated and put into Mcdonalds food supply.

 

[Eejit]

Buried at sea.

Oh, with Rime of the Ancient Mariner read as I'm lowered in

Yes, I know, they'd have to do it very slowly and everyone will get incredibly bored