What guys are do you like?

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Norn said:
I haven't been dating but mostly just sleeping around.
I have to say my taste for guys on things changes from time to time

he would have to be open minded and be talented
maybe an artist or something
needs to have a nice smile
and needs to pay atteion to me when we spend time together
he needs to be good in bed and adventous!!!

I think I have a fetish for mens calves...
well they wear thoughs shorts that goes to they're knees brings attion to they're calves and i can't stop staring at them
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I CBA to read the rest of the thread so apologies if this has already been said.

Your post screams of self loathing attention whore who "sleeps around" to compensate for the fact that you are either fat or ugly. The fact that you are posting this thread on HL2.net is evidence that you probably fall under both categories. Let me guess, you get laid approximately once a month in a good year, he's gone by morning, leaving you to eat Ben & Jerry's, cry, and wonder why no one respects you. Trust me honey, you're the only one that has to wonder.

Newsflash: No one gives a shit you have a vagina, especially one that no one wants to stick their dick in anyway.

"Women" (I use that term loosely, I seriously doubt you really are) like you are the reason the shitty attitudes men on the internet have towards other members of your sex continue to grow and spread.

Seriously, shut the **** up you slimey little STD-ridden attention whore. I hope you get pregnant so you're too busy to shit out crap threads on internet forums.
 
toaster-chan said:
That's what I meant. Everyone's either joking or pretending that they're joking.
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It's definitely one of those things where you are being sarcastic, but are really not being sarcastic. Yeah, it's one of those kinds of things.
 
By the way, ZT, this seems an opportune time...
I'm sorry I have to be the one to inform you, but your sig is two lines too long.
 
Sulkdodds said:
By the way, ZT, this seems an opportune time...
I'm sorry I have to be the one to inform you, but your sig is two lines too long.
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I know, but it's small and it fits, so what are you making a fuss about?


*waits for someone to make sexual reference*
 
MiccyNarc said:
I CBA to read the rest of the thread so apologies if this has already been said.

Your post screams of self loathing attention whore who "sleeps around" to compensate for the fact that you are either fat or ugly. The fact that you are posting this thread on HL2.net is evidence that you probably fall under both categories. Let me guess, you get laid approximately once a month in a good year, he's gone by morning, leaving you to eat Ben & Jerry's, cry, and wonder why no one respects you. Trust me honey, you're the only one that has to wonder.

Newsflash: No one gives a shit you have a vagina, especially one that no one wants to stick their dick in anyway.

"Women" (I use that term loosely, I seriously doubt you really are) like you are the reason the shitty attitudes men on the internet have towards other members of your sex continue to grow and spread.

Seriously, shut the **** up you slimey little STD-ridden attention whore. I hope you get pregnant so you're too busy to shit out crap threads on internet forums.
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Your mama
 
Replace 'have sex' with 'become total sluts', and I don't think you are wrong.
 
ehhh I forgive you guys it's not your fault you assume women who have sex allot are sluts

It was highschool who did it to you because ya needed to fit in

it's also my fault because I forgot 15 yr old's boys are on these boards
yucky gross skinny 15 yr olds boys who can only attactive to sex offenders and Japanese men

ahhh how it sucks to be young
 
Had I known this thread would turn into such epic win, I would have not been afraid to flame her harder the first time. But I totally called it, did I not? :p


toaster-chan said:
Nope! <3
Seriously, it's been sitting unused in my underwear drawer
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I stopped reading here as my attention diverted completely from "mm toaster and body chocolate" to "mm toaster's underwear drawer"

:D

:|

Hey I think I am warranted to make a post as perverted as this once in a while.

But girls don't have 'underwear', they're called PANTIES AND BRAS, DAMNIT. Underwear is too boring a term.
 
Norn said:
ehhh I forgive you guys it's not your fault you assume women who have sex allot are sluts
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Lol what? Come on, that's like saying "It's not your fault you assume people who kill a lot are murderers"

Having sex a lot doesn't make you a slut, but "sleeping around" does.


Norn said:
It was highschool who did it to you because ya needed to fit in
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What are you trying to say here? This makes absolutely no sense...

Norn said:
it's also my fault because I forgot 15 yr old's boys are on these boards
yucky gross skinny 15 yr olds boys who can only attactive to sex offenders and Japanese men

ahhh how it sucks to be young
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You have no room to criticize young minds when yours is just as juvenile.
 
toaster-chan said:
**** being careful about what I post on the forums for fear of being called an attention whore, **** hl2net politics, **** your apprehensions about flirting with me too much on the forums, **** social constructs LET'S TEAR THIS PLACE THE **** APART
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LET'S RUN AWAY TOGETHER TOASTER

IT IS OUR DENSITY

I MEAN

our destiny
 
Whoa, whoa Vegeta, slow down there.

Toaster is a fugitive of the United States of America. Do you really want to put yourself in harm's way?
 
Depends what she's wanted for... If she's some kind of mass sex offender, do you really need to ask?
 
I hate the word "slut".

I demand it be banished from the understanding of the modern world.
 
I don't know rather to be silly or seriuos? it's so hard!!

I'm going to be silly cus it's more fun.....

i love the sky it's blue like blood...
 
Any thread with Toaster makes me feel dirty.

Oh hey it's Norn!

Norn: Emergency plan for attempting to redeem yourself over time on this forum:

1. Remove your girly girl sig. Stop parading your sex.
2. Run a spell check on your post. Stop the bad spelling habits.
3. Take it easy, and ignore people who attempt to flame you.
4. Post tits
 
Norn said:
I'm going to be silly cus it's more fun.....

i love the sky it's blue like blood...
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There is a difference, I fear, between "silly" and "stupid".

Vegeta897 said:
1. Remove your girly girl sig. Stop parading your sex.
2. Run a spell check on your post. Stop the bad spelling habits.
3. Take it easy, and ignore people who attempt to flame you.
4. Post tits
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5. Take nothing seriously.
6. Take everything seriously.
 
Sulkdodds said:
There is a difference, I fear, between "silly" and "stupid".
Vegeta897 said:
1. Remove your girly girl sig. Stop parading your sex.
2. Run a spell check on your post. Stop the bad spelling habits.
3. Take it easy, and ignore people who attempt to flame you.
4. Post tits
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5. Take nothing seriously.
6. Take everything seriously.
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7. ?
8. Profit!
 
Is Norn bawwing about sluts even though "she" said "she" was sleeping around and not dating?

Wow.
 
Who is Norn? The next guy pretending to be female for some attention? I'm afraid we already have plenty of those Norn.

Next...
 
Man, that reminds me, what was that name of that one lady that kept talking about her vagina? Red something?
 
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