What has happened here?

[Farrowlesparrow]

Vacuum cleaners can get old. Sparrows however, well they live forever. Yeah, a long time ago they found the ffountain of youth and have been passing it down as a secret that only sparrows can know for generations..........I shouldnt have said that, i really shouldnt have said that.

 

[Newton]

Originally posted by Farrowlesparrow
Vacuum cleaners can get old. Sparrows however, well they live forever. Yeah, a long time ago they found the ffountain of youth and have been passing it down as a secret that only sparrows can know for generations..........I shouldnt have said that, i really shouldnt have said that.

Ah Ha!!! I knew it........... So where is this fountain Sparrow?

/me slips Farrowlesparrow some sunflower seeds........

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

Il tell you only if you give me some sunflo.....oh....hmmmm.
/me Begins to munch on the seeds.
Your sunflower seeds although :burp: excuse me, although tasty are not enough to sway me.

I will tell you only if you give me...... A SHRUBBERY!

 

[Fat Tony!]

who needs a fountain of youth i have tubby custard!!

 

[Dux]

And homosexual tendancies.

 

[Fat Tony!]

??? explain yourself

 

[Dux]

Oh sorry, I thought you knew about the picture of you getting spanked in tight purple pants by the big hairy bloke.

Some guy walked in the pub with it printed onto Beer Mats.

 

[Fat Tony!]

wot the hell are u on about how can a vaccum cleaner have tight pants, eh ure confusing......

 

[Dux]

Riiiiiiight - ok .

Even if they were special Vacume Cleaner Pants ?

 

[Stone]

Look, I Told You Not To Destroy The Forum...THEY'RE HERE!!!!

/me tries to run away, trips over and breaks his rib again....

Damn, I just had that replaced too ;(

 

[Mitoboy]

Alright, everybody into the bomb shelter.

 

[Newton]

/me runs and hides in the shelter............

I hope these doors hold

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

Originally posted by Dux
And homosexual tendancies.

You said it so i have to add a picture for effect.

 

[Hazza]

It's weird because on the metal hammer forums (metalhammer.co.uk) I stopped posting because of all the people who had been registered there for a while were evil and always took the piss.
I mean there were so many threads started by older members, that were in the nu-metal section, which started, nu-metal is rubbish. Damn, I hate that message board.