what has source ever done for us??

NeptuneUK

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What has Source ever done for us?
-The physics?
What?
-The physics?
Oh yeah, yeah, that they've given us, yeah, that's true, yeah.
-And the water reflectivity effects
: Oh, yeah, the water effects, Remember what charlie used to look like?
Yeah, all right, I grant you, the phsyics and the water effects are two things source has done....
-And the rag-doll effects!
Well, yeah, obviously the rag-doll effect. I mean, that go without saying, doesnt it? But apart from the phsyics, the water effects and the rag-doll...
-improved textures!
-Vehicle support!
-higher poly count!!
Yeah, yeah, all right, fair enough.
:And the bullet holes
-Yeah, yeah, the bullet holes!
Yeah! yeah, that's something we'd really miss, if we didnt have source....
-particle effects
:And it's safe to fight in the streets at night now, with the advanced lighting and such!
Yeah, all right, but apart from the advanced phsyics, water reflectivity effects, rag-doll features, improved textures, vehicle support, higher poly count, lighting effects and bullet holes.... what has source ever done for us!?
-Brought peace.
Oh, peace. Shut up!
 
I love that movie.

Reg : If you want to join the People's Front of Judea, you have to really hate the Romans.
Brian : I do!
Reg : Oh yeah, how much?
Brian : A lot!
Reg : Right, you're in.
 
One day source will make my food for me....
 
Well beside the roads, the sewers, the schools, etc. what did Source ever do for us?
(they took our money)
(CS source)
(promises of games to come)
Taught us about the legal system and how to string out and delay a new highly anticipated, potentially highly profitable product arrival on the market, perhaps causing the loss of millions in revenue while the lawyers dance. This is good to allow adequate time to build loyal customer bases on other competing product lines allowing your potential target market to shrink each day of delay. It also creates unrealistic expectations of a game since people are waiting for it so long they expect it to be the second coming and .... well maybe it will fall short. Or maybe the fan base will forgive all the delays and simply fall in love with the game. So if I appear to be flip flopping forgive me for being so fashionably nuanced.
 
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