What if a game war was declared?

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What if Jack thompson , now disgruntled at the court rounded up all of the people who agreed with him and declared war on video games? Would you fight for freedom? Who would win?

I think we would win , we'll be all like "pow pow pow" and they would be like "argh! KPOW!" and we would have pancakes to celebrate and i'll be all like "OMNAWM OM NON OMNAW".
 
I think it whould play out pretty much the way you just said.
 
Jack Thompson has been trying to do this for YEARS. We just keep blowing up his houses so he can't build dudes. On a related note: Adam Sessler > Jack Thompson.
 
Kale are you saying that he needs to.... BUILD MORE OVERLORDS!
 
Jack Thompson would use real guns.
 
WTF? There is no such thing as 'real guns'. Silly cows.
 
Everyone would laugh at him and he'd be put in the loony bin.
 
War were declared?

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And I'm super good at stepmania so I could beat him in a dance competition no problem.
 
Then may the most dexterous among us win!
 
I figured it out. Jacks not looking to protect the kids or whatever his usual line of bullshit is, hes frightened of us because he genuinley believes that we are all highly skilled killers.

Jack, relax. If we really were highly trained killers, somone would have killed you long ago. You have pissed most gamers off more than any other entitly in the world, including EA.



[random rant]****ing cock sucking anus licking wank ****s. Just had to type that twice cos IBM think its a smart idea to stick a ****ing back button right below the shift key on thier laptops. You can't fit a ****ing windows key, but you can find space for 2 extraneous "back/forward" keys? Whoever came up with that needs to be wired to the bloody mains![/random rant] (sorry, had to be done)
 
But spawn points dont exist in reality, so we would be kinda ****ed.
 
Link said:
I figured it out. Jacks not looking to protect the kids or whatever his usual line of bullshit is, hes frightened of us because he genuinley believes that we are all highly skilled killers.

Jack, relax. If we really were highly trained killers, somone would have killed you long ago. You have pissed most gamers off more than any other entitly in the world, including EA.



[random rant]****ing cock sucking anus licking wank ****s. Just had to type that twice cos IBM think its a smart idea to stick a ****ing back button right below the shift key on thier laptops. You can't fit a ****ing windows key, but you can find space for 2 extraneous "back/forward" keys? Whoever came up with that needs to be wired to the bloody mains![/random rant] (sorry, had to be done)
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I'm sure there is a way to re-assign them or disable them. if not by software, then smash them with a hammer.

i disable my touchpad on my laptop with a special button. I hate using touchpads.. and when I type, I guess I brush against it with my hands all the time. it does all kinds of random stuff like copy pasting, changing focus, and generally screwing up whatever I'm typing.
 
I would not fight for freedom, I really dislike freedom.
 
This really isn't true, I would never freely dislike freedom without letting my judgements dictate how I percieve freedom first.
 
Freedom is not free. It cost us tea.

I wanted that tea, but no, they had to go and dump it.
I didn't get my tea time.
 
Freedom isn't free...

It costs folks like you and me...
 
Video games are backed by corporations, there is no way in hell, Jack Thompson can take on multi-million dollar corporations
 
CptStern said:
but he has and came out the winner

http://www.gamespot.com/news/2005/07/22/news_6129661.html

that's just lost revenue, not including court/lawyers fees plus payouts
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these lawyers make me sick

Does anyone honestly believe that they give a shit if little Timmy sees a titty

They see huge money being made on a game and everyone wants a piece of it. they are sharks

the ****ing shit never shows up in the game unless you hack it



You know, you could watch [REAL] people having sex [FOR REAL] on a mature [age 17+] rated movie! hey that's the same rating the game had! but when it shows a nipple it's too far? the judge that decided this case is a ****ing dick.


I'm sitting here getting carried away about news from 2004... I need to go to bed
 
Mr Stabby said:
Well he won't win his moral crusade against video games as long as there is money to be made form them and corporations can take lawsuits without being put out of business.
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Jack's not suing anyone anytime soon ..he's been disbarred from the Florida bar (his home state) for 10 years
 
Link said:
[random rant]****ing cock sucking anus licking wank ****s. Just had to type that twice cos IBM think its a smart idea to stick a ****ing back button right below the shift key on thier laptops. You can't fit a ****ing windows key, but you can find space for 2 extraneous "back/forward" keys? Whoever came up with that needs to be wired to the bloody mains![/random rant] (sorry, had to be done)
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GTFO. The ThinkPad keyboard f*cking OWNs your noobie a*s.
 
Link said:
I figured it out. Jacks not looking to protect the kids or whatever his usual line of bullshit is, hes frightened of us because he genuinley believes that we are all highly skilled killers.

Jack, relax. If we really were highly trained killers, somone would have killed you long ago. You have pissed most gamers off more than any other entitly in the world, including EA.



[random rant]****ing cock sucking anus licking wank ****s. Just had to type that twice cos IBM think its a smart idea to stick a ****ing back button right below the shift key on thier laptops. You can't fit a ****ing windows key, but you can find space for 2 extraneous "back/forward" keys? Whoever came up with that needs to be wired to the bloody mains![/random rant] (sorry, had to be done)
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Hello fellow frustrated ThinkPad owner (well, I'm not exactly the owner, it is work issued - I'd never buy one of these unnatural pieces of junk)

I have personally disabled those back/forward keys using the "ThinkVantage Keyboard Customizer Utility"

As for the ever excruciatingly painful locations of the Function and F1 keys - I ripped them off the keyboard.
 
99.vikram said:
GTFO. The ThinkPad keyboard f*cking OWNs your noobie a*s.
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You honestly, cannot possibly, be serious. It's completely illogical to enjoy using the ThinkPad's keyboard. There is no debate, it simply is INFERIOR. Luckily, as I said in my previous post, ripping off the annoying keys solved my issues (and re-mapping some as well). I had to rip off the F1 and Function keys, disable the back/forward keys, as well as re-map the delete/insert and pgup/pgdn keys just so I could be content with using this keyboard. WHY WOULD THEY MAKE IT SO UNNATURAL, WHY.

http://www.ashbaughonline.com/2006/08/12/thinkpad-fn-ctrl-key/

Everyone there seems to agree
 
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