What if Half Life 2 became reality?

[Cukel]

I'd become one the mindless drones of the Combine Military Force. Elite Soldier or something. Because IRL Combine could never be beaten.

IV! IV! IV! IV! IV! IV! IV!

 

[Godlesswanderer]

I'd probably join The Combine Metro Cops. Seems like an easy job.

 

[Black Mesa corp]

Reading these posts it sends shivers up my spine. Seems you would all give into the combine. Well thank sweet heavenly jesus Gordon comes to saves our arse.

Oh and I like the idea of camping at the end of a long corridor with a magnum and crossbow.

Actually I would hide, sprint out on a passing combine all alone. Take his clothing, disguise my self, kill more for my friends and make my way from there...

 

[Deathb4birth]

Too bad she wouldn't sleep with you...

pmsl

 

[Deathb4birth]

I'd camp at the end of a long halway with a crossbow and a magnum.... no-one would ever get me! :E

what if you run out of ammo ?????

 

[DeusExMachina]

what if you run out of ammo ?????

impulse 101.

 

[Deathb4birth]

damn cheats

 

[Darkwolf]

he wont...

 

[Ravioli]

i would join the Civil Protection just to bully people around and play with the weapons.

"you, nerd, come with me......bend down......now suck it....Requesting back up, take him from behind," "Roger Roger"

 

[Sulkdodds]

Actually I might join CP just to shout 'EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!" at people.

 

[jerkasaur]

actually, i'd take the first flight to city18!

 

[jerkasaur]

...and hijack the plane and crash it into the first combine camp i see.... lol
but that's probably just me...

 

[jerkasaur]

hey no wait, i didn't know the big building in the center of city17 was for the combine, i'll crash it into that then!

 

[Asknoone]

Please refrain from triple posting, double posting is bad enough. Use the edit button.

 

[NeptuneUK]

hey, double posting = bad = increased post count = spam!!

mods = evil = warning about double posting = half of total posts made are post warnings!! = win!

 

[RaBiD WeAzEL]

GO Samon!

I'm sure that if Half-Life 2 happened to us in real life samon would make sure that we followed the rules...

Not trying to hurt anyone's feelings, but triple posting is for stupidheads.

 

[jerkasaur]

ok, i'm sorry. new to the rules u know... how do i delete it? i click on edit and then what? tell me and i'll do it, sorry again.

 

[Sulkdodds]

Psst. No point changing it now, just use the edit button in future if no one else has posted after you....

 

[jerkasaur]

ok, could anyone tell me where i could get a complete information about the site rules? i'm tired of pi$$ing into every forum i get into...

 

[AntiAnto]

ok, could anyone tell me where i could get a complete information about the site rules? i'm tired of pi$$ing into every forum i get into...

http://www.halflife2.net/forums/faq.php?faq=vb_faq#faq_vb_board_usage

Or just click FAQ in the menu.

 

[Top Secret]

I'm pretty ok with a .45, but I doubt I could take 300 marines.

 

[Brak710101]

lol

I can just picture that in my head Golden!

I can really imagine it, watch Episode 2 of purepwnage... Very, very close to what he said... lol

</sarcasm>

I love PurePwange also!
Brak> :cheers: <gweedodogg69

 

[DoctorWeeTodd]

When the storms starts I'd shoot anything that comes close to my water supply and when the Combine come, I'd join Civil Protection, the first chance I get! Screw fighting them, they pwned all our armies in 7 hours, you think some ordinary civilians with guns will stand a chance?

 

[15357]

When the storms starts I'd shoot anything that comes close to my water supply and when the Combine come, I'd join Civil Protection, the first chance I get! Screw fighting them, they pwned all our armies in 7 hours, you think some ordinary civilians with guns will stand a chance?

What he said.


Oh, and if Gordon Freeman or someone similiar comes, I'll jusst surrender to the nearest rebel outpost. No sense in gettinng killed by a psycho with a crowbar.


Or, maybe fight alongside military forces and run and hide when we start to lose.

 

[Lahire149]

What he said.


Oh, and if Gordon Freeman or someone similiar comes, I'll jusst surrender to the nearest rebel outpost. No sense in gettinng killed by a psycho with a crowbar.


Or, maybe fight alongside military forces and run and hide when we start to lose.

are we could just ask gabe newell to make them stop attacking us.

but it would suck if this stuff was real...

 

[OvA]

I'd amost certainly die in the portal storms

 

[oidipusss]

I would call 'Garry newman' right away, if he could send me an "Q" button to a real life spawn/tool menu ,and build my own freaking castle with traps made of bathtubs and headcrab canisters!!! :naughty: