What is Half Life 2?

[cleveland]

Is it a game? A board game? Or a card game? I have no idea what you people are talking about! :thumbs:

 

[bobthecombineguy]

look everyone! he made a funny!

 

[DoctorGordon]

No, its not a game, but its a card game

 

[ktimekiller]

its a new ass cream that has extreamly high quality

 

[hasan]

it's a new theory.

it went gold, meaning they can turn ash to gold now.

/sarcasm

 

[Shuzer]

That's creepy.. I know this forum doesn't count toward posts, but the fact that he posted a topic and has 0 posts makes me scared :O

 

[NetWarriorDan]

I thought it was a monopoly game. Half-Life edition. You could own City 17 and the train station.

 

[DoctorGordon]

That's creepy.. I know this forum doesn't count toward posts, but the fact that he posted a topic and has 0 posts makes me scared :O

Wait, thats a bit disturbing yes

 

[DoctorGordon]

.....nm

 

[iicehawk15]

Half-life 2 is neither a board game nor card game, nor any type of game at all.

Half-life 2 is in fact the revised theorem of Half-life, which is the time it takes half of a radioactive isotope to decay.

Half-life 2 deals with the untangible energies such as Pho-onic waves, radiowaves, signals, etc.

 

[johnnypoopoopant]

hl2 is simply a game

 

[Hazar]

That's creepy.. I know this forum doesn't count toward posts, but the fact that he posted a topic and has 0 posts makes me scared :O

yeah, the post counts have been funky in the past few days, it counts some and doens't others....

 

[hasan]

Half-life 2 is in fact the revised theorem of Half-life, which is the time it takes half of a radioactive isotope to decay.

yes, they had a sample of burned stuff, that was decaying ..
they put it in a time machine to accelerate the decay process, after certain time passed on the sample, they took it out, and it went GOLD!!
/sarcams
/not funny

 

[Danimal]

Is it a game? A board game? Or a card game? I have no idea what you people are talking about! :thumbs:

It is not a game, or a story...

It is set in City17. A secret city rumoured to be in Russia and we are here to find it and rescue the citizens

 

[The Bait]

The reason he has 0 posts is cause he has made a new account and hasnt posted any. He just posted on this fourm. And this fourm dosent count posts.

 

[Sharrd]

No, its not a game, but its a card game

"It's not a game, it's a game." Ok.

 

[Vinnie_NL]

Half_life 2 isn't just a game. Calling HL2 a game sounds like it's just the same as all other games. They should introduce a new word for games like HL2 to distinguish it from normal games like Doom 3 or Halo 2. Now does this look fanboyish or what

 

[sHm0zY]

lmAO LOLOLOLOL

 

[YellowPeril]

its not a game its a lifestyle

 

[AntiAnto]

That's creepy.. I know this forum doesn't count toward posts, but the fact that he posted a topic and has 0 posts makes me scared :O

He has turned out the posts counter... new feature

 

[joule]

Half-Life 2 is one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind.

 

[The Brew Master]

Is it a game? A board game? Or a card game? I have no idea what you people are talking about! :thumbs:

its a board game,you have to get across as quickly as possible before Alyx has an orgasam or City 17 is doomed from the wave of bodily fluids.

 

[Maxi]

404 teh funny not found

 

[The Brew Master]

Internet Explorer could not find your lame ass post, push the "commit suicide button" now or try again later.

 

[Baal]

The reason he has 0 posts is cause he has made a new account and hasnt posted any. He just posted on this fourm. And this fourm dosent count posts.

hmmm....good call...

 

[DevgruSeal]

[sarcasm]Half-Life 2 is just a theory. It is a figment of our imagination.
[/sarcasm]

 

[Abdi]

now thats a "REAL" n00b

 

[Xenome]

Half_life 2 isn't just a game. Calling HL2 a game sounds like it's just the same as all other games. They should introduce a new word for games like HL2 to distinguish it from normal games like Doom 3 or Halo 2. Now does this look fanboyish or what

It's the truth :cheers:

 

[ZeeM]

Search Googlism!!! :frown:

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[Mikademius]

It's a spelling contest...

 

[ZeeM]

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btw there are lots of spelling mistakes like in this sentence, they forgot an "s"

 

[DEATH eVADER]

The 'architect' jargon buster: "Half-Life 2 is in fact a theorem that is a method to solve a problem that can only be solved with an anomalous energy reading from a 7th dimentional status, to achieve an equation of undoubtable exponential growth of a community of atom, which fuse together to create adnormal material not known to the fabric of this universe, neither to the fabric of any theorised universe. However, the exponential growth of elements with atomic numbers less than 79 will eventually turn Gold. elements greater than 79 will instantly become the wonder of the Universe."

My jargon: "Half-Life 2 was in fact created to solve two problems, carry on the saga, and make a giant leap in gaming technology. It will be read from a Disc by a laser or be transfered to your computer by Steam. Once news of its existence became known in the 7 corners of the globe, many people joined various forums throughout. However exponential amount of people have joined increasing the size of many forums. The amount of people who have joined is outstanding. It has been confirmed that it has gone Gold, however we all believe when it does come out, it will be a master piece."

 

[ne0_shiny]

its a game where you pick up a brick from spot A and bring it over to spot B then drop it
then you continue to do this until all the bricks from spot A are at spot B
then you do the same thing as before except bringing the bricks from spot B to spot A
its the everlasting game of 2004